BREAKING NEWS!!

...we apologize to our viewers as there is a story building up right now at the Vrindavan residence of Mr. Shastri. We take our viewers right outside of the Shastri residence for the BREAKING NEWS!

It is being reported that Mrs. Devki Shastri, the wife of the simple, pious, innocent, humble, teacher from Vrindavan, Mr. Shastri, has very humbly decided to accept the party ticket for an MP post from Vrindavan. This ticket was offered by none other than Soniaji personally.




Mrs. Devki Shastri herself is an innocent daughter-in-law of none other than the very famous Amma of the world famous Amma Bachao Samiti.

With this truth that Devkiji has told, she has captured the hearts of millions and millions of people all over India and the World. Mrs. Soniaji was so impressed that she personally came down to vrindavan a few hours back and they seemed to have discussed this to what seemed like 10 mins. Mrs. Devki Shastri is being hailed as the next Satyavati Harishchandrika of this era.

With this new entrant in the Political scene, the Jayalalithas, Mamtas and the Mayawatis will be left far behind is what is being speculated.

We would love to hear feedback from our viewers. Please call at 1-888-DEVKI-MP to leave your comments, concerns, feedback. Please remember the telephone number is toll-free and would not cost you a penny. Viewers can send your comments at the following email address: devki@vrindavantimes.tv

We at the Vrindavan Times TV wish all the best to Devkiji and take a short commercial break before we move on to the next story. Stay Tuned.

I must say that I am so proud that Vrindavan Times is at the fore front of such breaking news. Mrs. Devki Shastris decision will have an important effect on the entire political scenario of this country. People of Vrindavan require tireless workers like her who can deliver on their five year plans. Nobody can doubt on the veracity and sincerity of Mrs. Shastri towards her husband, family and society. She has always been seen as a leader in human rights specially regarding the treatment of orphaned children, treatment of the girl child and equality on treatment to all the members of the society.

Bee, thanks for the breaking news! Excellent! Vrindavan Times is a world-class leader in the news business! 🤣

May be some one should start New Delhi Times, to publish news about Mrin (Ms. chamak as Mrin calls her) and the famous Chachu.............LOL

Originally posted by: DEVIKA8

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Devika,
good it evoked laughter in you 😊

Originally posted by: littlekitty

thanks

littlekitty,
you are welcome.

🤣............. Thanks for the information.....

Originally posted by: misti73

I must say that I am so proud that Vrindavan Times is at the fore front of such breaking news. Mrs. Devki Shastris decision will have an important effect on the entire political scenario of this country. People of Vrindavan require tireless workers like her who can deliver on their five year plans. Nobody can doubt on the veracity and sincerity of Mrs. Shastri towards her husband, family and society. She has always been seen as a leader in human rights specially regarding the treatment of orphaned children, treatment of the girl child and equality on treatment to all the members of the society.

Mishti,
Yes, Vrindavan Times and its visual media partner Vrindavan Times TV always strive to bring such news to common man (aam-aadmi, the "mango"-people!)

Thank you for the kind words on Devkiji. gardes, one of the CB forumers has dedicated this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43zWpOc6GDo for our Devkiji and the latest buzz is that this song is going to be used in the poll campaign!

Originally posted by: gardes

Bee, thanks for the breaking news! Excellent! Vrindavan Times is a world-class leader in the news business! 🤣

Devkiji has outshined in the short period of time on the world stage. Las Vegas bookies are taking bets on her being the next recepient of Nobel Peace Prize!

Un(frigging)believable!

gardes,
Thanks.
Yes, Vrindavan Times believes in the upliftment of the down-trodden. You know, we don't believe in patting our own backs, but when people like you confer with titles as such, we don't feel like denying that. Thanks for recognizing us as the world class leader in the new business.
We will do our best to make Devkiji a strong contender for the next Nobel Peace Prize.

Originally posted by: anukapoor

May be some one should start New Delhi Times, to publish news about Mrin (Ms. chamak as Mrin calls her) and the famous Chachu.............LOL

anu,
We at Vrindavan Times do believe in equality and fairness, but I don't think you have to wait for the sleeping bozos at New Delhi Times. Your wish is our command. If you would like to read about Mrinalini then Mrinalini it is! Vrindavan Times can bring out article about Ms. Chamak Challo Mrinalini in our next edition. Since you all love Chachu so much, we will cover in the following edition after Ms. Chamak.

Vrindavan Times .. we make NEWS!!!