From RIdiculous to Bizarre

1] Value of a woman goes up when she gets pregnant : Once u get pregnant , ur value increases faster than inflation . Husband comes under your thumb and mother in laws like Sulochna and Savita start dancing attendance . Look at Manju and Shravani . Both r enjoying queen status with pregnancy . Their marraiges r intact , hubbies have made them priority , mother in laws favour them and all their mistakes r pardoned . No one pulls Shravni up for being an unwed mom inspite of it being an INdian traditional society .........and Manju 's thousand crimes r pardoned coz she has child bearing capacity , even if it means a human being.......Sachin , died due to her mistake of police complaint.

2] Archana's biggest mistake : Dears , it was not going away with mom by not trusting Manav . Neither was it coming back too late . It was not seducing Manav in those 15 days and getting quickly pregnant . Like a dumb she listened to her mother in law and virtuously remained a virgin till day of Satyanarayan pooja . Well the Satyanarayan seems to have done her satyanaash . Had she been chaalu enough to say yes sweetly to Savita and quickly seduced a very gullible Manav back then , and gotten preggers , what wud Savita have been able to do ? Nothing ! Manav wud have been wax in her hands .........jo shape chahiye deejiye . Aur Shravni ki aisi tasisi , she wud have had no option but to flee to US with Girishs money and support .

3] How to rectify that mistake : Still she can if she uses brains dearies . Still she can . What commentator said was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT . { HATS OF TO U COMMENTATOR ] ..........She shud seduce Manav . Study Manav and see what kind of guy he is . He is a guy who does anything and everything when someone pressurizes him . Like Savita pressurized him to put sindoor in Shravni's maang .......he did it , although he cud have easily told her I will do it in 3 months after divorce happens and shown some common decency . Like Girish will pressurize him to do engagement with Shravni before the divorce he will do it ........why ???Coz Girish will put pressure . Whats more , the poor sweet felt pressurized even by a strange pundit who he hardly knew . Even to him he listened and filled Archnas maang . So the way to get Manav to do things is to pressurize him ........the dear darling needs to be led .

So Archna , understanding sharply that no privacy will be got in the chawl home , quietly go to garage by being in league with Damodar , send Chotu away to have a Coca cola and see a movie , shut garage doors and hold Manav at gunpoint . Want the divorce with me or no ? Wanna marry Shravni na ? Yes or no ? Ha ? Thhen listen carefully . These 3 months Im here na , every afternoon u must have sex with me in this garage . I want to have memories of us after divorce we hardly had a marraige thanks to ur interfering mom . I will go away chupchaap after these 3 months if u do this . U can have divorce , I will have memories . Understand ? If u dont listen .....sweetu , NO DIVORCE . How u will fulfil responsibility ?

Bas . At this point when Manav is totally pressurized Archu shud shamelessly fling herself on him and kiss him. And START .

At the end of 3 months , stand in front of Girish and Savita with hands on hips and say ..........Aha ! Ab I am also pregnant , Main bhi pregnant ! Ab kya karoge ? Besides Im his legal wife , AB FUTO ! Ab Meri bhi value badh gayi , tra la la !

And she shud give a big HI FI to Damodar .

3] Gurudakshina : I never knew social workers teaching in muncipality night schools in Mumbai had right to ask Gurudakshina after two months or so ........that too , husbands of other women as GuruDakshina . This is such news to me that I do Sashtaang Namaskaar to creatives of Ekta team for elucidating me , A Mumbai resident , with such facts . Jai Ho !

Have i blasted Manav today ? Everyone was thinking I was gonna go on that chauvinism spree again and blast poor Manav and what not . So what if he filled sindoor in Shravnis maang , then Archna's . then got engaged to Shrravni .........its not his fault dearies . The Poor sweet is made that way , his mental make up is such . Usme uska kya dosh hai ? He fell on his head as a baby when Savita wasnt looking is the intelligent explanation we must immediately figure out .

So , Ganpati BAppa Morya !😊

PS : When Shravni asks for Gurudakshina , Archana shud sit at her feet and say to Guru Shravni : Certainly I will Oh Guru . But first plz teach me how to quickly get pregnant . Who else can teach me better than u oh Guru ?

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