Most used dialogues in KDMHMD?

Most used dialogues in Balaji Soaps and KDMHMD, What do you think???

- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi

- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai
- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon
(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
- arre isse to tez bukhar hai
- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

- ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
- Driver, gaadi roko
- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
Main kahan hun?

- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
-the jug jug jiyo beta
- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,
aaj pahli baarkuch maang........
- Aey jee! chodye na!

- Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
- Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
- Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

-Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
- Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
- Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
-Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.

If you have any other quotes...feel free to post them....🤣

(I actually recieved this joke as a email, but modified it to fit all Balaji soaps..😉..😆)

Originally posted by: mypremheer

are yaar i only remember - prem yeh tumkeya karroheho 😳😆

Originally posted by: paru1

prem koyi dekhlega.

heer prem ka prateek hain aur prem sabse zyada heer mein
samayi hain.