Originally posted by: ~angelz16~
Shahid went to eat Bhelpuri at Priyanka's house and then suddenly came in Rani with rakhi. But Elesh took his baby's diaper and threw it at Aditya Chopra. Elaish then smiled cunningly behind Rakhi and told Rani to stop wearing clothes that show off her thunder thighs but Yash Uncle just called and said beta tumhari patni ko alimony ke aur paise chayein, then Aditya went running like a hyper Abhishek Bachchan seeing this grand opportunity, Elesh tried to kiss Rakhi and instead kissed Mr Sanjay Leela Bhansali who came for some kissing with Mr. Ram Dev and ended up kissing Bobby Darling but Bobby darling actually wanted to kiss KRK however KRK is impotent (important). Jaya Sawant then turned up wearing PVC mini skirt and knee high boots and started to dance like an item girl. She got cramps in her rear preventing her from dancing, so she decided to torture the world with her melodious voice. Hearing her voice, Shehensha awakens and then frantically starts searching for his royal sword. Riding on Basanti's Dhanoo, he screams "Chal Dhanno aaj KRK ki izzat ka sawal hai". With those words Dhano decided to stop, and refused to move further, then KRK comes running wearing lycra and starts doing kashrat Meanwhile, seeing all this, Shahid and Priyanka who were previously eating Bhelpuri start to Call Subhash K Jha for an interview. They decide to declare that they are single, yet committed to finishing their bhelpuri with Rani so she can gain all the weight she lost..Hearing this Aditya Chopra finally showed his face to the world and did a press conference saying he has decided to kick Rani out of the Yash Chopra camp and replace her with Katrina Kaif who has left Salman because Salman decided to spend the rest of his life in the mountains, as a guru to the younger grls . Hearing this news Kunal Kohli decided to eat aloo puri with Rakhi and sanjay leela bhansali. But SLB refused since he thought Kunak Kohli is an overrated aloo-poori cook. Dejected, Kunal Kohli drinks a bottle of vodka at one go and starts roaming the streets of Bombay and finds himself in the arms of sherylin chopra, then Kunal finds himself waking up naked under a satin sheet and sees his smooth chest turn super hairy overnight, he gets freaked out and jumps up and sighs with relief when he realizes its Sherlyn's wig but his relief was shortlived. Since Aditya Chopra woke up looking dazed scratching his head he said ... what happened to my wig? With his scattered thoughts regarding his wig, he went on to turn on the TV, and he notices a blurred bobblehead on TV. Suddenly he realized it was Piggy Chops at the Forbes event with his wig on that was custom made from Italy. Harman appeared on the corner looking like a love struck romeo, but he flashed his dazzling smile at the cameras, and turned to Shahid with anger, 'Main tumhaare bachche ka baap banne waala hoon, and here you are three timing with Rani, Priyanka, and Deepika. Shahid grinned and responded, "Harmy, I always knew you were a woman in a man's body." Now that the truth is out and loud. Harman decides to present Shahid with a choice: Be a Man or Be a Man. With much deliberation, Shahid finally decides to spread his arms SRK style and says 'Aa Gale Lag Jaa.' But this doesnt sit well with Rajnikanth and he threatens to kidnap Harman. A fight breaks out .
Rajnikath: "Yanna Nala Rascala"Harman: "Mind IT!!!"Shahid: Chill guys.
Harman and Rajnikath refuse to listen, but distraction comes in the form of Priyanka who gets into a cat fight with Rani. The men watch in anticipation only to have their jaw drop in horror, since Priyanka's wig has just fallen off, and she is bald, while Rani grabs the wig and runs with it to Siddhivinayak but half way theu realizes that she was supposed to give it to Elaish, since he is in desperate need of some hair.Elaish keeps half to himself and sells half to Saif since he is losing his hair. Meanwhile, the fight continues and KJO decides to act as the mediator, but in the end he gets beaten up as well. Whining, he crawls out like a baby to look for his mother instead Ekta walks in and declares, "Stop acting like a sissy! Be a man!". KJO scratches his head, and responds, "Admi hoon aur Admi sey pyar karta hoon." Ekta looks baffled and says, "So u were playing with my feelings till now?? U cheatt!! Even I hvent played this much with my soap opera fans" And gives him one on his cheek and he goes running to SRKs house 😭 Gauri opens the door
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