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Dear Kanha-ji,
It's truly awesome that you visit your greatest bhakt, Radhika, all the time. But please would you remember that someone else also claims your time?
That person is Amma. She invokes your name all the time to justify her ideas of caste, biological preference, and overruling her son's wishes. And despite the fact that Vishakha never married Dev, she continues to believe that Vish holds a prior claim over Dev. This is very gag-inducing, dear Kanha.
I would be so grateful if you would appear before Amma. As she blabs on, please give her one tight slap on the face. Just like people do in all the Indian soaps, you know? Do you watch soaps in your aerie paradise, Kanha? Then you know what I am talking about. The kind which reverberate, and are repeated three times.
After that, would you say to her, "Whatsyername, you have used my name to commit injustice long enough. One more false jaap in my name, and I will come down to slap you every single day. Now go and behave like a family elder and not like a tantrummy kid."
Dear Kanha, if you do that, we will all be so grateful.
Best wishes from your fan,
Mahika.đ
It's truly awesome that you visit your greatest bhakt, Radhika, all the time. But please would you remember that someone else also claims your time?
That person is Amma. She invokes your name all the time to justify her ideas of caste, biological preference, and overruling her son's wishes. And despite the fact that Vishakha never married Dev, she continues to believe that Vish holds a prior claim over Dev. This is very gag-inducing, dear Kanha.
I would be so grateful if you would appear before Amma. As she blabs on, please give her one tight slap on the face. Just like people do in all the Indian soaps, you know? Do you watch soaps in your aerie paradise, Kanha? Then you know what I am talking about. The kind which reverberate, and are repeated three times.
After that, would you say to her, "Whatsyername, you have used my name to commit injustice long enough. One more false jaap in my name, and I will come down to slap you every single day. Now go and behave like a family elder and not like a tantrummy kid."
Dear Kanha, if you do that, we will all be so grateful.
Best wishes from your fan,
Mahika.đ
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