Jokes - Page 150

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and
the woman gets her masters

Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with
friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you
wish you had ordered that.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it

The Perfect Husband...

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Honda dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "Rs12,00,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking Rs.35,50,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 35,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....


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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"

Kaadhilikittayum manaivikittayum edhai maraika vendum?
kaadhilikita manaiviyayum manaivikitta kaadhaliyayum maraika vendu.

amma: yen di un purushan dhinamum ipadi kudichitu varare. nallava iruku?
magal: theriyalai amma, naan inum taste panni parkalai.

Doctor: Unga kidney fail aiduchu.
Sardar: Enna koduma doctor. nan en kidney padikave vaikalaye? adhu epadi fail aagum?

Teacher: ulagath mudhala suthi vandhadhu yaaru?
Student: vidunga teacher, ooru suthura payala pathi namakku enna pechu

Teacher: Why are you so late?
Girl: A boy was following me.
Teacher: So?
Girl: He was too slow.

Fed up with people making fun of him, Santa Singh (the sardar) decided to change his religion. He joined a priest in a church as his assistant.

Here is something.

Why did the kid throw the clock outta the window??

Originally posted by: NaughtySon

Here is something.

If a dark-skinned woman speaks in English, it is a Tamil movie. If a white woman speaks in Tamil, it is a dubbed movie!

Wow great jokes. Here are some from Maroof's Tamil Jokes Collection. It will be presented in Tanglish. These are kadi jokes hehee

Aish, semma kadi... post more...

Nice kadi jokes. Post more of it. Thanks.