let’s start the new year with some fun

hey all first of all wish u a very happy new year 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

lets start a new year with sum extra fun n masti n loads of laughter............all u hav to do is u hav to give up best of jokes /one liner u hav ever heard or made on ur own n the best of the best will be the winner of the title'the gr8 remix laughter king/queen'

so put up ur wildest thinking caps n give the best joke🤡 n get the title of 'the gr8 remix laughter king/queen' this type of competetion wil be held weekly for REM!X section.................so everymight get a chance to win not today then next week😉

Rules for participating

(1)no repeatetion of jokes will be allowed ,if one person gives the joke or onliner the same shud not be repeated n the same person shud nt repeat the same joke/oneliner everyweek......

(2)not more then two jokes per week

luv spikypriya

the joke may be whacko types,funny😆weird butt...... not adult

"we said no1 can reach d sky, look up astraunauts hav reached far beyond

we said no1 cud fly ind sky, luk up planes n jets r flying here n there

i thought i cudnt make ne1 smile looking up, i just did it"
- sanya mehta

i made it meself, hope itz not very bad

(1)Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

(2)Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.

Nice topic spiky...
now this is a shear....
door se dekha toh kuch dikha nahi
door se dekha toh kuch dikha nahi
paas jake deekha toa kuch tha hi nahi. 😆

Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.****Sagar se gahra koi nahi.****Ab aapki kya tarif karu...****Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

i m locking this topic as it isnt releated to remix
hope u dont mind 😃


kkkkk this was joke i could give & think 😆 hope u dont mind
esha

A person with no brains.....mentally retarted!
A person with no teeth......dentally retarted!



Ok OK....I know that this was a sad one but I'm not in my element rigt now!

gud 1 appy!!!!! 😆

mine goes:
whenever u fell like studying!........ just sit down!......................take a deep
breath................n relax
until dat feelling
goes....away! 😉 😆

being smart is knwing that tomatoes are fruits...
wisdom is knwing not 2 put them in fruit salads! 😉

ps:gr8 idea 😊

Originally posted by: Coolest Esha

i m locking this topic as it isnt releated to remix
hope u dont mind 😃


kkkkk this was joke i could give & think 😆 hope u dont mind
esha

u knw i was shocked coz di gav me permission to open such a topic n u were gonna close it i was lik esha meina tumhara kya bigada hai????????

but readin the last part im relaxed