let’s start the new year with some fun - Page 2

>In the days when you couldn't count on a
public toilet facility, an
> English woman was planning a trip to
India. She was registered to
>stay
>in a small guest house owned by
the local schoolmaster. She was
>concerned as to whether the guest
house contained a WC. In England,
>a
>bathroom is commonly called a
WC which stands for "Water Closet".
>She
>wrote to the schoolmaster
inquiring of the facilities about the WC.
>
> The school mas ter,
not fluent in English, asked the local priest if
>he
> knew the
meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings
of
>the
>letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there
was a
>"Wayside Chapel" near the house . . . a bathroom never entered
their
>minds.
>
> So the schoolmaster wrote the following
reply:
>
> Dear Madam,
> I take great pleasure in informing you
that the WC is located 9
>miles
> from the house. It is located in
the middle of a grove of pine
>trees,
> surrounded by lovely
grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people
>and
>is open on
Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected
>in
>the
summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is,
however,
>plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation
especially
>if
>you are in the habit of going regularly.
>
> It
may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married
in
>the
>WC as it was there that she met her husband. It was a
wonderful
>event.
>There were 10 people in every seat. It was
wonderful to see the
>expressions on their faces. We can take photos
in different angle.
>My
>wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go
recently. It has been
>almost! a year since she went last, which
pains her greatly.
> You will be pleased to know that many people
bring their lunch and
>make
>a day of it. Others prefer to wait till
the last minute and
> arrive just in time. I would recommend your
ladyship plan to go on a
>Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment.
The acoustics are
>excellent
>and even the most delicate sounds can
be heard erywhere.
>
> The newest addition is a bell which rings
every time a person
>enters.
> We ar e holding a bazaar to provide
plush seats for all since many
>feel
>it is long needed. I look
forward to escorting you there myself and
>seating you in a place
where you can be seen by all.
>
> With deepest regards,
> The
Schoolmaster
> The Woman fainted reading the reply........ and she
never
visited
>India!!!

wow spiky gr8 idea !!!!!!!!!!! actually kya hai na,ki my mind isn't wrking now so i'l think of sumthing n post later............

here is mine


wanna hear a dirty joke?


A white horse fell down in black kichad 😆 😆 😆

think and answer:-


Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common?


A: They both have the same middle name!

hey guys posting sum thoughts again -

in life , u sumtimes hav to take a step back to b able to gain d momentem n leap further ahead

whether u r right or wrong u will always find sum1 who disagrees wid u!


will posyt more soon....

bye for now 😃

Originally posted by: 1 n only-rajeev

even i got a jhatka...esha wat was that 😃 😳 😳

pari i wasnt getting any joke or any thing soooooo came up with this one😆
esha

okay now a q.-

how did santa dial 9868098680?....................

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he ndiales 98680 n then pressed redial! he.he.



now anther 1-



how did banta no dat santa was ind church??........


...... his shoes were outside d church!!! he.he

Originally posted by: remixcrazy_05

hey guys posting sum thoughts again -

in life , u sumtimes hav to take a step back to b able to gain d momentem n leap further ahead

whether u r right or wrong u will always find sum1 who disagrees wid u!


will posyt more soon....

bye for now 😃

try n post jokes not thoughts😊

kavita...the joke you posted is one of my all time favourites. I remember reading it a couple of years back and couldnt stop laughing for days on end. I even got chucked out of class for laughing...thinking bout it!

Thanks for refreshing some really nice memories.

OK...now here is a saying which I'm sure many of you must have heard....but I'm gonna present it from a different perspective.

See....these days, resources shouldnt be wasted. All economics students will tell you about "optimum utilization of (scarce) resources". So with this thought in mind.... reflect upon the following line!

Why fart & waste it when u can burp & taste it!

Cheers!!! 😆