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In my dream last night.... Lol!!
It all started like this...
I am in Dubai for vacation, shopping at some random shopping mall... As I am browsing through the men's watch section, I see Salman... I wipe my eyes (in my dream.. yeah right!), and then it's Salman again... Lol.. 😆
I say hello to Salman and I appreciate his guts for trying new stunts, blah, blah, blah! Then all of a sudden he invites me for DID. He gives me two free passes for DID (Now supposedly in my dream DID is held in Dubai... 😕)..
So there I go with my gf and we are having a nice time... Ek ke baad ek log aa rahe hain and they show their perfromace and the grandmaster and the judges are busy passing their judgments, when all of a sudden.. something strange happens... [oh by the way, it's Alisha on stage when the scene takes place].
So a furious Khushboo storms from her seat and goes and tightly slaps Alisha... (!!!) 😲
Alisha is shocked and doesn't know what to say... Everyone is shocked.. And what do I experience... I see the black-and-white screen, colorful screen (just like shock scenes in Ekta Kapoors serial).. I literally see this happening.... And then there is a fight between Salman and Jai....
Jai goes to Khushboo and slaps her... "Tune meri gf pe haath uthane ki himmat kaise ki... " Blah blah blah.. and then Salman the macho jumps in... "he slaps Jai.. "
The audience is watching and having a kick..... They get extra popcorns, drinks and make themselves comfy.... Loser audience, I must say!
The grandmaster gets frustrated and instantly disqualifies Salman, Jai and Khushboo for the rest of the season... All the other contestants are both happy and shcoked... Happy becuz the no. of competitors is reduced and shocked becuz yeh sab dekh sab ki phat gayi....
And then there's Mangesh, who's silentlty smiling (actually grinning) thinking that the grandmaster forgot to disqualify him.... 😆😆.. And then Mithunda turns to him and he is ... "Chal! tu bhi nikal... toota haath leke kya kartab dikhayega, star banega?! Chal nikal!" 🤢🤢🤢
Mithun da gets pissy... and he is like... I am myself sick of all this... I have put myself in a mess! Yeh DID nahin, CIC hai (Chutiyapa India Chutiyapa)... 😆😆😆
And he walks to Alisha (supposeldly who is crying and acting like a sati savitri)... And honors her with the Sunehri Taqdeer ki topi....
Finally, an outraged Geeta Ma runs twoards Mithunda angrily to grab his neck for his nonsesne decision (she wanted sunita/siddhesh to win apparently)... And before she could do anything... my dream broke!
The stupid alaram went off!!!
😆
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