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Kripya dhyaan de.... La-la Looney Land se rawaana hui gaadi, The Incoherence Express, I-F station par pohuch chuki hai....
It's been nearly 3 bloody hours since the damn episode got over, and I still can't wipe this stupid "I'm so high/slept with a hanger in my mouth" grin off my face. 😃 My parents are on the phone with the Poison Control Centre who are advising them on how to handle their uncontrollably ecstatic daughter. 🤔 Let's see how that goes...
I knew today was going to be a good day when the first thing I saw (besides mommy darling) was that firecracker of a promo.... But this good? It's like Christmas+Diwali+Onam+Baisakhi+Eid+New Year all rolled into one.... 😳 (Birthdays are no longer fun coz I'M SO DAMN OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO I REVERSE IT!?!?!? HOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! *uncontrollable sobbing* 😭)
So where does The Incoherence Express [TIE, from now... Too long to type....] start??? Where she always does.... Let's start with a good omen.
Damn good omen, if you ask me. Let's all break a coconut at the holy shrine of Mayank Sharma. 😊
So, is Mayank just secretly one big GIRL?? Before you pelt me with stuff, lemme explain:
Nupur is jealous that Mayank's lip gloss lasts longer than hers.
You know, just when you dismiss Mayank as this.... ROBOT!!!... disguised among us lesser mortals, he does something so weird, yet so endearing, that you can't help but grudgingly admit that inside that inside that hollow tin chest, there may actually be a warm heart in there. It was so adorable and childlike when he bonked Nupur on the head with that paper. Too adorable. I wanna adopt him, put him on a leash and teach him how to roll over. Little puppy adorable. 😳
AD. OR. ABLE. *nuzzles nose into Mayank's hair* 😳😳😳
Nupur was so convinced that Mayank was screwing with her.... Well, can you blame her? The guy is an absolute text book case for multiple personality disorder. 😆😆😆
😍 Mud mud ke na dekh, mud mud ke!!!! 😍
Lol, does it strike anyone else as completely random that Benjy seems desperate to win NUPUR'S approval, of all people.... It's just so... Weird... But hilariousss.... 😆 *pullsh Benjy'sh cheeksh*
And him running behind Nupur, screaming "RUKO NUPUR MUJHE TUMSE KUCH BAAT KARNI HAI!!!!!" in order to avoid the Dia - Sam fiasco.... So completely RANDOM. 🤣 Maybe like someone suggested, he *does* have a little thing for Nupur... 😃
Dia, god, just get over it already, girl. He's going to make her sing, and that's that. Just. Breathe.
People, seriously, I've been trying to catch this chick's name FOREVER!!!!!!!! What *IS* her name!?!?!? A good friend and all she may be, but her tone of speaking is majorly getting on my nerves now. It's just this constant... WHINE. 🤢 "WAAAAAAAAAAW.... SAMRAAAAAAAAT AUR MAYANKKKKKKKK KE ALAWAAAAA BHI TALENTEDDD LOG HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" *voice reaches highest cresendo*. Ick.
So either something is wrong with me, coz you know, characters I once dismiss don't really get a second chance with me.... But something about Samrat today, made me go a lil "Hmmmmm... He's kinda... hmmmm...." *mentally slaps self for thinking about anyone but Mayank*
Potential? I dunno! I'm too pati-vrata to Mayank.... ☺️☺️☺️ What do you mean we aren't married? 😡 Did it occur to you that maybe we just didn't call you!?!?!? *sticks tongue out at you*
Though, as usual, his dialogues "Samrat jo bolta hai...", "Samraat ka yeh.... Samraat ka woh..." "THank you mat bolna..." OUFF. Dude, seriously. He's a character with SOME potential, but these cheesy dialogues.... Guh. 🤢
I really thought he would be all noble and not give out Nupur's name and was feeling a little "Oh Samrat, HOW I MISJUDGED YOU!" remorse, when he goes and tattles.
Hurt sister on the loose. Watch out Nupur! I'm telling you, this is going to TRANSFORM Gunjan. She's gonna shed these stupid lacy curtains she wears and go into full leather + bike mode, as she seduces away Mayank [Haahahahahaha, I'm so so sorry Anu.... 😆] to get revenge from her betraying sister. I'm telling you!
Or she just won't do the project. Oops. That's even worse. I'd rather have someone steal Mayank from me than face tht scary@$$ "ENTER THE JAWS OF THE DRAGON" Mayank. *shudder* 😕
Chota lil' moment of the day:
Chacko, that annoying goober, getting clocked over the head by Dia.... BRAVO DIA!!!!!!!!!!! 👏
I can't believe the one Malayali they have on the show, and I hate him. What a blighter on the name of us Malayalis. 😡
Navina, you're so so pretty. You really are growing on me. I really really wish you weren't typecast in this role. I reallly do.
Mayank's lil wisecrack to Uday, I didn't really like. I don't know, I just didn't. Someone get the guy a better dialogue writer.
MOMENTS OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
LMAO, Nupur and her STUPID "filmy" gaana!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣 It was so bad! It just went like MAAAAAAAAAAOOOO MAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO like some demented COW. 😕😕 Ridiculous. Thank GOD Mayank changed the music....
Filmy gaana music: 250 rupees. CD player: 10,000 rupees. Mayank's face when Nupur started her usual thumka nonsense. Priceless! 🤣
Nupur was one of those people who didn't get the memo that the earth is round and not flat, as they believed in Columbus' time.
But seriously, the way she went "HAIIIIIIIIIIIIN????" when Mayank said "salsa" was so hilarious.... 😆😆😆
*sigh* Stupid, lucky.... 😡
Uh guys....??? There's this weird tingling around my hip.... It's going kinda numb.... Is this what a stroke feels like? 😕
So, is Mayank trained in salsa? He seemed to know the ropes.... I would take him as the sorta dude who went to Chemistry Club for his jollies, not salsa classes! Or is it like in India, anyone who watched Nach Baliye thinks he/she is a dancer.... 😳
*Disclaimer: Incoherence starts here. You have been considered warned.*
DAMN. HOT HOT DAMN.
I relate to the brain mush you're feeling, sister. I feel for you.
😍 WHY GOD? WHY? WHYYYYYYY SO MUCH PERFECTION THAT I CANNOT POSSIBLY ATTAIN!?!? WHY? IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE, GOD?!?!? I DO NOT FIND IT FUNNY. AT ALL.
You don't have to tell me that twice, sugar. 😍
Of course, the ensuing madness only made me pity poor Arjun/Mayank. For someone who claims to know to dance, Nupur is a TRAINWRECK.
See Mayank, this is why you want ME. I, The Incoherent Express:
Haha, moment of the day for me was when in b/w the salsa, N got all giggly when M runs his hand down her arm... And then she stands all prepared and he pushes her away and walks away.....
*sob* Mera suhaag ujad gaya.. 😭 Luchchi lafangi Nupur. *sob, sniff, snort*
What makes this day even greater? The promise of a wonderful tomorrow! Wouldn't we all lead happier lives if we were assured happiness tomorrow? Which is why precaps are a GODSENT.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kripya dhyaan de, Mayank-pur ko jaane waaali gaadi, The Incoherence Express platform no. 420 se rawaana ho rahi hai....😉
Squeee your love for anyone and everyone in the show here, join in the incoherence! Weeeeeeee! 😛
It's been nearly 3 bloody hours since the damn episode got over, and I still can't wipe this stupid "I'm so high/slept with a hanger in my mouth" grin off my face. 😃 My parents are on the phone with the Poison Control Centre who are advising them on how to handle their uncontrollably ecstatic daughter. 🤔 Let's see how that goes...
I knew today was going to be a good day when the first thing I saw (besides mommy darling) was that firecracker of a promo.... But this good? It's like Christmas+Diwali+Onam+Baisakhi+Eid+New Year all rolled into one.... 😳 (Birthdays are no longer fun coz I'M SO DAMN OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO I REVERSE IT!?!?!? HOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! *uncontrollable sobbing* 😭)
So where does The Incoherence Express [TIE, from now... Too long to type....] start??? Where she always does.... Let's start with a good omen.
Damn good omen, if you ask me. Let's all break a coconut at the holy shrine of Mayank Sharma. 😊
So, is Mayank just secretly one big GIRL?? Before you pelt me with stuff, lemme explain:
- He was wearing his grey T shirt in yest's ep, which was technically the start of this day.... Then we see him in red.... Changing your clothes after you're fully dressed is such a girl thing to do. All raise your hands if you're guilty of it. COME ON YOU FILTHY LIARS! 😡 UP GO THOSE HANDS! 😆
- He changes his mind too damn often. Hey, I didn't say it. Deepika said it in BAH [and pissed me off to no extent. What, just coz shes an irrational goober, all of us girls are? 🤢 Damn gender stereotyping...😡] But still, the amount of times he changes his mind about Nupur is astounding. He'll be calling her a irresponsible idiot in no time. You wait.
Nupur is jealous that Mayank's lip gloss lasts longer than hers.
You know, just when you dismiss Mayank as this.... ROBOT!!!... disguised among us lesser mortals, he does something so weird, yet so endearing, that you can't help but grudgingly admit that inside that inside that hollow tin chest, there may actually be a warm heart in there. It was so adorable and childlike when he bonked Nupur on the head with that paper. Too adorable. I wanna adopt him, put him on a leash and teach him how to roll over. Little puppy adorable. 😳
AD. OR. ABLE. *nuzzles nose into Mayank's hair* 😳😳😳
Nupur was so convinced that Mayank was screwing with her.... Well, can you blame her? The guy is an absolute text book case for multiple personality disorder. 😆😆😆
😍 Mud mud ke na dekh, mud mud ke!!!! 😍
Lol, does it strike anyone else as completely random that Benjy seems desperate to win NUPUR'S approval, of all people.... It's just so... Weird... But hilariousss.... 😆 *pullsh Benjy'sh cheeksh*
And him running behind Nupur, screaming "RUKO NUPUR MUJHE TUMSE KUCH BAAT KARNI HAI!!!!!" in order to avoid the Dia - Sam fiasco.... So completely RANDOM. 🤣 Maybe like someone suggested, he *does* have a little thing for Nupur... 😃
Dia, god, just get over it already, girl. He's going to make her sing, and that's that. Just. Breathe.
People, seriously, I've been trying to catch this chick's name FOREVER!!!!!!!! What *IS* her name!?!?!? A good friend and all she may be, but her tone of speaking is majorly getting on my nerves now. It's just this constant... WHINE. 🤢 "WAAAAAAAAAAW.... SAMRAAAAAAAAT AUR MAYANKKKKKKKK KE ALAWAAAAA BHI TALENTEDDD LOG HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" *voice reaches highest cresendo*. Ick.
So either something is wrong with me, coz you know, characters I once dismiss don't really get a second chance with me.... But something about Samrat today, made me go a lil "Hmmmmm... He's kinda... hmmmm...." *mentally slaps self for thinking about anyone but Mayank*
Potential? I dunno! I'm too pati-vrata to Mayank.... ☺️☺️☺️ What do you mean we aren't married? 😡 Did it occur to you that maybe we just didn't call you!?!?!? *sticks tongue out at you*
Though, as usual, his dialogues "Samrat jo bolta hai...", "Samraat ka yeh.... Samraat ka woh..." "THank you mat bolna..." OUFF. Dude, seriously. He's a character with SOME potential, but these cheesy dialogues.... Guh. 🤢
I really thought he would be all noble and not give out Nupur's name and was feeling a little "Oh Samrat, HOW I MISJUDGED YOU!" remorse, when he goes and tattles.
Hurt sister on the loose. Watch out Nupur! I'm telling you, this is going to TRANSFORM Gunjan. She's gonna shed these stupid lacy curtains she wears and go into full leather + bike mode, as she seduces away Mayank [Haahahahahaha, I'm so so sorry Anu.... 😆] to get revenge from her betraying sister. I'm telling you!
Or she just won't do the project. Oops. That's even worse. I'd rather have someone steal Mayank from me than face tht scary@$$ "ENTER THE JAWS OF THE DRAGON" Mayank. *shudder* 😕
Chota lil' moment of the day:
Chacko, that annoying goober, getting clocked over the head by Dia.... BRAVO DIA!!!!!!!!!!! 👏
I can't believe the one Malayali they have on the show, and I hate him. What a blighter on the name of us Malayalis. 😡
Navina, you're so so pretty. You really are growing on me. I really really wish you weren't typecast in this role. I reallly do.
Mayank's lil wisecrack to Uday, I didn't really like. I don't know, I just didn't. Someone get the guy a better dialogue writer.
MOMENTS OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
LMAO, Nupur and her STUPID "filmy" gaana!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣 It was so bad! It just went like MAAAAAAAAAAOOOO MAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO like some demented COW. 😕😕 Ridiculous. Thank GOD Mayank changed the music....
Filmy gaana music: 250 rupees. CD player: 10,000 rupees. Mayank's face when Nupur started her usual thumka nonsense. Priceless! 🤣
Nupur was one of those people who didn't get the memo that the earth is round and not flat, as they believed in Columbus' time.
But seriously, the way she went "HAIIIIIIIIIIIIN????" when Mayank said "salsa" was so hilarious.... 😆😆😆
*sigh* Stupid, lucky.... 😡
Uh guys....??? There's this weird tingling around my hip.... It's going kinda numb.... Is this what a stroke feels like? 😕
So, is Mayank trained in salsa? He seemed to know the ropes.... I would take him as the sorta dude who went to Chemistry Club for his jollies, not salsa classes! Or is it like in India, anyone who watched Nach Baliye thinks he/she is a dancer.... 😳
*Disclaimer: Incoherence starts here. You have been considered warned.*
DAMN. HOT HOT DAMN.
I relate to the brain mush you're feeling, sister. I feel for you.
😍 WHY GOD? WHY? WHYYYYYYY SO MUCH PERFECTION THAT I CANNOT POSSIBLY ATTAIN!?!? WHY? IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE, GOD?!?!? I DO NOT FIND IT FUNNY. AT ALL.
You don't have to tell me that twice, sugar. 😍
Of course, the ensuing madness only made me pity poor Arjun/Mayank. For someone who claims to know to dance, Nupur is a TRAINWRECK.
See Mayank, this is why you want ME. I, The Incoherent Express:
- Do my own projects and submit them on time.
- Eat the edges of my toast.
- Dance without killing. Well, I won't harm you physically anyway. You may die due to embarassment of knowing me.
Haha, moment of the day for me was when in b/w the salsa, N got all giggly when M runs his hand down her arm... And then she stands all prepared and he pushes her away and walks away.....
*sob* Mera suhaag ujad gaya.. 😭 Luchchi lafangi Nupur. *sob, sniff, snort*
What makes this day even greater? The promise of a wonderful tomorrow! Wouldn't we all lead happier lives if we were assured happiness tomorrow? Which is why precaps are a GODSENT.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kripya dhyaan de, Mayank-pur ko jaane waaali gaadi, The Incoherence Express platform no. 420 se rawaana ho rahi hai....😉
Squeee your love for anyone and everyone in the show here, join in the incoherence! Weeeeeeee! 😛
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