How You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Bad Day

1. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
2. You see the 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
3. Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
4. Your income tax check bounces.
5. You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
6. You call the Suicide Prevention Hotline and they put you on hold.😭
7. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
8. Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
9. You wake up and your braces are locked together.
10. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.😆
11. You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
12. You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
13. Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.😆

ahahahahaha. da last one is tooo goodd..

supposed to be in the jokes section

Originally posted by: NeevPrachi4evr

1. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. Oh my God 😲 Hell's Angels? *shudders*
2. You wake up and your braces are locked together. hahahaha!!!!😆😆😆😆
   
3. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.😆 omg.... poor you 😆😆
   
4. Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.😆 uh-oh.... something's not right 🤣
   

😆lOlZz😆...They were hularius esp the Last one and Twin sis one😆

Originally posted by: NeevPrachi4evr

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.😆

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.😆