- Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
- You see the 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
- Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
- Your income tax check bounces.
- You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
- You call the Suicide Prevention Hotline and they put you on hold.š
- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
- Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
- You wake up and your braces are locked together.
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.š
- You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
- You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
- Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.š
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