HOGWARTS CASTLE, ENGLAND – In a move that will certainly infuriate many Harry Potter purists, producers for the new Harry Potter movie are, for the first time, dramatically departing from the script put forth by J.K. Rowling in her books, by adding in a steamy, Lolita-style sex scene starring Hermione, played by Emma Watson.
"We just thought, these books are all sort of the same," said one of the film's producers, Jon Dempsey. "So we are going to spice this one up a bit, and see if we can fire up a little interest. We looked at all the characters, and we decided that the one that is the hottest is Emma, so we decided that Hermione should maybe get a little action in the next movie. And that's what we're going to do."
The producers apparently debated long and hard as to whether Hermione should hook up with Ron Weasley, as expected, or even Harry Potter, played by
Daniel Radcliffe. However, after much debate, they decided that the most compelling course of events would be to have her and Dumbledore engage in a little romantic tussle.
"Yeah, some people are going to object to a centuries-old wizard engaging in a sexual encounter with a junior high school student. But those muggles are freaking lame. I mean, it's the year 2008—if you can't handle a little bit of cloak-knocking and wand-rocking, then you need to lighten up."
Many associated with the film thought that filming the scene would present some challenges, but it turns out that it was able to be canned with just one take.
"The scene is hot," said one producer, who asked to remain nameless. "Let's just say this. Emma Watson is one fine young lady. And so when ol' Dumbledore was in her presence, he was obviously very aroused. And so it made for some great cinema. Wingardium leviosa. You know what I mean?"
PEOPLE!..OMG!..this is soooo wrong on so many levels!..i totally freaked out when I read this!
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