Abhiya AT #344 ~ Hum Dheere Dheere Dheere Pagal Ho Rahe Hai - Page 144

Originally posted by: simply.meghana

You got chat gpt to roast the show? You must share the results

HAHAHA, exactly!! Piya’s biggest enemy in the whole show wasn’t even vampires—it was trees. It’s like the entire forest had a personal vendetta against her.

• She’s running? Tree.

• She’s standing? Tree branch falls.

• She’s protesting deforestation? Nature itself fights back.

At this point, were the trees team Chand Raichand or what? Maybe they were trying to do what the vampires failed at—eliminating Piya before she could dig up more secrets. Or maybe Mother Nature was just tired of her constant recklessness and decided to teach her a lesson.

Honestly, she needed a helmet more than she needed Abhay’s protection.

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She needed a helmet more than abhay

Oh, absolutely! Here’s a solid roast session just for Piya:

1. Selective Intelligence Syndrome – Piya had Sherlock-level skills when it came to exposing Abhay’s secrets, but the moment Siddharth waltzed in, all logic left the chat. She ignored all the obvious red flags, even when he was practically monologuing like a villain.

2. Weird Dating Standards – She refused to hold Kabir’s hand because she didn’t have “feelings” for him, yet she was perfectly fine dancing flirtatiously with Siddharth, a known womanizer? And let’s not forget, she barely knew him!

3. Historical Amnesia – She spent so much time obsessing over Maithili and Abhay’s past but then conveniently forgot all about it when she needed answers about Pandher’s history. Instead of asking her own father, who was literally a history enthusiast, she went to Siddharth, the sketchiest man alive.

4. Moral Code? What’s That? – When Jeh humiliated his sister Alina for loving Abhay, Piya just stood there like a mannequin. This made no sense, considering Piya herself was the child of a woman abandoned due to social pressure. Her silence contradicted everything we were told about her character.

5. Trust Issues? Only When It’s Convenient – She was suspicious of Abhay all the time, even when he was literally saving her life. But Siddharth? She trusted him with zero hesitation, despite the fact that he was shady from the moment he arrived.

6. Self-Preservation? Who Needs It? – The number of times she ran straight into danger without a plan was ridiculous. It’s one thing to be brave, but it’s another to be reckless to the point of stupidity.

Honestly, Piya had the potential to be a great protagonist, but the writing made her so inconsistent.

OH. MY. GOD. YES!!! Abhay was the most useless vampire ever. Like… what were his powers?? Did he even have any?? Because all he ever did was:

1. Run dramatically into the forest – Every time something emotional happened, this man would sprint into the woods at top speed, scream a little, and knock down some trees like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

2. The Power of Brooding™ – He didn’t need super strength, telepathy, or compulsion—his one power was brooding in dim lighting. The man could sulk better than anyone, but could he actually do anything? Nope.

3. The Cold Storage Treatment – Every time Piya was in trouble, what did Abhay do? Freeze in place for five business days before acting. By the time he decided to step in, the damage was already done.

4. Zero Combat Skills – He was supposed to be an ancient, powerful vampire, but any time there was a fight, he got wrecked in seconds. His entire combat strategy was either:

• Running away

• Getting beaten up

• Or standing there doing absolutely nothing

5. Mind Reading? Forget It. Super Strength? Where? – Other vampires in fiction have cool abilities—mind control, hypnotism, actual combat skills. Abhay? His only ability was running dramatically and looking pained.

6. Always Getting Outsmarted – Whether it was Siddharth, Jeh, or random humans, everyone managed to play this guy. He was supposed to be the smart one, but he kept falling for every trap. Like… dude, you’ve been alive for 200 years, learn something!!

7. Useless in the Grand Scheme of Things – If you think about it, what did he actually achieve in the entire show? He spent half of it pushing Piya away, the other half getting beaten up, and in between, he just looked sad.

Abhay wasn’t a vampire—he was just a dramatic dude with pale skin and commitment issues. If vampires had performance reviews, Chand would’ve fired him centuries ago.

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oh the performnace review line its gold

OMG YES!!! The selective amnesia in this show was INSANE. Like… how did an entire town just casually forget that they had multiple run-ins with vampires? Were vampires just so common that everyone was like, “Ah well, another day, another supernatural encounter.”

• Piya’s memory wipe – Sure, she forgot everything (because Abhay is an idiot), but what about everyone else?! Did they all just collectively decide to not question their past experiences?

• “Oh, we saw bloodthirsty vampires? Cool, moving on.” – These people had literally seen supernatural creatures attacking people, yet the next day they were just vibing at college like nothing happened. Was Dehradun the Hellmouth or what??

• No One Questioned Their Own Past Actions – Imagine being Misha, Kabir, or even Panchi and waking up one day like, “Why do I have these weird gaps in my memory? Why do I feel like my life was way more dramatic last year?” But no, they all just moved on without questioning a thing.

• Trauma? What Trauma? – Any normal person who has seen vampires would be in therapy for years. These people? They just kept drinking coffee at the café like, “Yeah, so anyway, what’s the gossip today?”

It’s like the writers realized they’d made the plot too messy and just went, “Eh, let’s pretend none of that happened.” Honestly, at this point, the real supernatural power wasn’t vampires or werewolves—it was how nobody had a functioning memory.

LMAOOOOOO, THE POLICE WERE A WHOLE JOKE!! Like, what were they even doing?? Dehradun had vampires and werewolves running around unchecked, and the police were just… vibing.

• Piya dragging Abhay to the police station every other month – Sis made it her hobby to get this man arrested. And the police? Instead of questioning why the same guy kept getting accused of the most random things, they were just like, “Ah yes, Mr. Raichand again. Take a seat.”

• Vampires and Werewolves Treating the Police Station Like a Coffee Shop – Abhay, Jeh, Siddharth—these supernatural creatures were walking in and out of the station like they were picking up their weekly grocery order. How did no one in law enforcement think, “Hey, maybe we should look into why these specific people keep ending up here?”

• Criminal Cases? What Criminal Cases? – Murders, disappearances, straight-up supernatural fights happening out in the open, and the police just shrugged and moved on. Like, how did they explain half the crime scenes??

• “Yes, sir, the victim was found completely drained of blood, but uh… must’ve been a wild animal. Case closed.”

• Zero Investigation Skills – If someone was murdered, instead of doing actual detective work, they were like, “Hmm, let’s just arrest the nearest emo guy and call it a day.”

Honestly, Dehradun’s police department was the biggest failure of them all. The trees were doing a better job of keeping Piya in check than the actual law enforcement.

Boy it’s hilarious honestly the way gpt roasts them all.

OH MY GOD, YES!!! Misha was supposed to be the cool, reckless tomboy, but let’s be real—where was her brain during all of this?! Like, how did she not go into full-blown existential crisis mode after everything she saw??

• Step 1: Sees Piya Dressed as Maithili – Okay, maybe she thought it was just a costume. Fine.

• Step 2: Hears Abhay SCREAMING “MAITHILI” on His Birthday – At this point, any normal person would think, “Hmm, something’s weird here.” But nope, Misha just brushed it off like it was a karaoke night gone wrong.

• Step 3: SEES THE REAL MAITHILI AS A BLOODTHIRSTY VAMPIRE ATTACKING PEOPLE – Okay, now is the time to freak out, right? But Misha? Nope. She just kept living life like she didn’t just witness something straight out of a horror movie.

• Step 4: The Cherry on Top—PIYA LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MAITHILI – Misha didn’t even question why her best friend-slash-sister looked like a 200-year-old vampire queen. Instead of having a mental breakdown, she just went, “Huh. Weird.” and MOVED ON.

• Step 5: Realizes Piya is Her Actual Sister – At this point, her brain should have been fried—like, overheated, blue screen of death, shut down completely. But somehow, Misha just went, “Oh cool, I have another sister.” and carried on drinking coffee.

HOW?? HOW?? Girl should’ve been shaking, crying, throwing up, but instead, she was out here cracking jokes like none of this was weird!!

Honestly, either Misha had the strongest mental resilience in the world or she had zero processing skills. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if she saw an alien invasion and just went, “Dude, let’s go skateboarding.”

OH. MY. GOD. YES. That whole sequence was PEAK dumbassery. Like, what was Abhay’s thought process???

• Step 1: See Piya going for an interview – Oh no! Can’t let that happen!

• Step 2: Instead of simply TALKING to her like a normal person… – Nah, let’s go full Fast & Furious and HIT HER WITH A CAR.

• Step 3: Take her back to the hostel – Okay, maybe he’ll finally just explain things to her now?

• Step 4: Nope, KIDNAP her from her own room instead.

• Step 5: Heal her injuries… WITH KISSES. – Like, sir… what is this decision-making process???

Bro could’ve just said “Piya, don’t work for my evil vampire brother,” but instead, he was like, “Time to commit multiple crimes instead!”

At this point, Abhay wasn’t just a useless vampire—he was also a confused criminal.

• Hit and run? ✅

• Kidnapping? ✅

• Breaking and entering? ✅

• Attempted manslaughter but make it romantic? ✅✅✅

Abhay didn’t need supernatural enemies—his biggest enemy was his own brain cells.

This is gold for me

Oh its too fun. This is last i promise

The writers were just throwing villains at the wall, hoping something would stick.

• Step 1: Siddharth is about to die? Oops, can’t have that! Let’s suddenly bring back Maithili as an evil vampire—even though the show already said she couldn’t be one because she burned to ashes. But who cares about consistency, right?

• Step 2: Maithili flops as a villain? No problem, let’s forget about her completely and ship Piya off to Paris. Enter: The Werewolves!

• Step 3: Oh no, the werewolves were supposed to be scary, but instead, Jeh turned into a whipped golden retriever for Piya. BIG problem. Solution? FORGET WEREWOLVES.

• Step 4: Bring Back Maithili Again—But This Time, Give Her a Random Witch Upgrade.****? She’s not just a vampire anymore—she can body-hop now?? How? When? Where?? Apparently, she found a Polyjuice Potion Discount Store and now she’s a shape-shifting, body-snatching, half-witch, half-vampire mega villain.

At this point, the writers were playing “Spin the Wheel of Villains.”

• Maithili? ✅

• Werewolves? ✅

• Maithili, but now a witch? ✅✅✅

And the best part? None of these villains actually did anything. The real horror wasn’t them—it was the show’s writing.

Danish was the ONLY villain who actually did something TRULY horrible.

• Dude was just a regular human, yet he was worse than all the vampires and werewolves COMBINED.

• He beat up his pregnant ex-girlfriend. Let that sink in. He wasn’t just some cartoonish evil dude—he actually caused real harm.

• He made Maya lose her baby. Like, WHAT? That’s genuinely one of the darkest things in the whole show.

Meanwhile, the “supernatural” villains?

• Siddharth: Just vibed, roasted Abhay, flirted with Piya and had fun.

• Maithili: Gave dramatic monologues and changed outfits.

• Werewolves: Had potential but turned into Jeh’s “Piya, please love me” puppy phase.

At this point, Danish was the REAL villain of the show. Everyone else? Just a bunch of moody supernatural creatures with commitment issues.

I could not stop

Chand and Haseena entered like regal, powerful vampires but quickly turned into overprotective, overdramatic parents whose only goal was to stop their son from dating a girl they didn’t approve of.

First impression:

• Slow-motion walks.

• Intimidating stares.

• Fancy clothes and cryptic one-liners.

• Gave serious ancient, powerful vampire energy.

After that? They did NOTHING except nag Abhay 24/7.

• “Abhay, don’t save Piya!”

• “Abhay, don’t fall in love!”

• “Abhay, don’t interfere with humans!”

• “Abhay, stop making bad dating choices!”

At this point, they weren’t vampire elders—they were just strict parents trying to stop their son from dating someone they thought was a bad influence.

• They had ZERO action scenes.

• They barely used any powers.

• They sat in their gothic mansion, drinking fake blood, and giving warnings Abhay never listened to.

Even the trees attacking Piya were more active than Chand and Haseena.

OMG DEEPANITA KHURANA—the most useless “villain” who talked big but did absolutely nothing.

• She came into town all dramatic, acting like some powerful, vengeful werewolf leader.

• She was supposed to avenge her son, make Abhay’s life hell, and be a terrifying threat.

• She built up so much hype about her revenge plan… and then?? NOTHING.

Like seriously, what did she even do??

• Gave a few evil stares.

• Threatened a lot but barely acted.

• Let her son Jeh do all the work (badly, might I add).

• Got defeated way too easily.

Jeh: “Mom, I will kill Abhay!”

Deepanita: “Yes, beta, go ahead.” Sits back and sips tea.

Meanwhile, the vampires didn’t even take her seriously.

• Even Chand and Haseena, the laziest vampires, weren’t worried about her.

• Abhay wasn’t scared of her for even a second.

• Her own son Jeh did more work than her (and he was a walking disaster).

At this point, the trees attacking Piya had a higher success rate than Deepanita’s revenge plan.

Are yaar who will marry who reality show

The writers weren’t just making a love triangle—they were out here trying to create full-blown geometry lessons.

First, we got the Love Quadrilateral:

Abhay ⇄ Piya ⇄ Siddharth ⇄ Maithili

• Abhay loved Piya but was still emo about Maithili.

• Siddharth wanted Piya (for what reason, we’ll never know) but was technically Maithili’s ex.

• Maithili was dead… but then suddenly alive and evil??

This whole mess felt like a supernatural version of an Indian soap opera mixed with a history flashback gone wrong. And just when we thought things couldn’t get worse…

The Love Pentagon Arrives:

Abhay ⇄ Piya ⇄ Jeh ⇄ Alina ⇄ Panchi

• Abhay still emo for Piya.

• Jeh simping over Piya while bullying his own sister Alina.

• Alina crushing on Abhay but also somehow Piya’s BFF.

• Panchi gets thrown into the mix for no reason and ends up with yet another bad fiancé.

Like… WHY did the writers keep adding random people into these love shapes???

• Were they bored?

• Were they trying to break some record for the most unnecessary love angles in one show?

• Did they forget they were writing a vampire story and not a “Who Will Marry Who” reality show?

By the end, it wasn’t even a love story anymore—it was a math problem.