From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2 - Page 64

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

This relationship has lost its tadka. It's just… bland.

You are like the dal that has too much tadka -- utterly horrible to eat.

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

Ahem dikra, tumhare expressions dekh ke lagta hai ki tum ek software update ke intezar mein ho..tum itne robotic ho ki lagta hai tumhe restart karne ki zaroorat hai..

Ahem dhiikra is still in trauma after that mishap happened with his laptop.

Rest in peace cutie laptop.

Gopi jaise mile toh saath kabhi nahin nibhana saathiya ho jaaye

life mein romance nahin roastmance ho. Gopi wohi wohi Greatest vahu.

You asked for 1000 rs from me just for a nail polish 💅

Let this be the final nail in the coffin for our relationship ⚰️

Originally posted by: Spideyweb

Are you a hospital?

Anyone who comes in contact with you develops some kind of a problem 💊

I thought people went to the hospital because they had a problem ?

chalo yeh bhi theek hai

Kabhi Donkey dekha hain ..

Kyaa.... khud ko kyun dekhne lege tum.

Originally posted by: Spideyweb

I would rather listen to himesh reshmiyas awwwwwww rather than yours !

Himesh is still better

I feel like Jetha hearing your Awws

https://youtu.be/LYmFsP7vwE0?si=XT9jipYk1vu_eEgl

Originally posted by: SunqianFan

Kabhi Donkey dekha hain ..

Kyaa.... khud ko kyun dekhne lege tum.

Even donkeys can be used to carry weight and are pretty useful.. cannot say the same about you.

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

You could be the main character in a story written by a five-year-old

Naah you will remain a side character even in the story of a five year old.

You're an ex because you don't have any x-factor in you.

You're like a bad investment—high risk, low return. Time to cut my losses