From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2 - Page 61

Even my shadow has more depth than you.

You wanted to decorate my life but ending up being a smear 🌑

I don't know which is less in you - your emotional quotient or your intelligence quotient.

Even Google couldn’t find the point of this relationship.

I would rather listen to himesh reshmiyas awwwwwww rather than yours !

Now that I think back, I don't hate you.. I just hate that I spent a lot of time in an useless endeavour.

You are a great cook 👩‍🍳

But the only thing you cook is brains!

You're like my old phone charger—barely working and not at all useful when I’m desperate

You’re proof that even the worst decisions can still be reversed.

Breaking up with you feels like I am coming out of an horror movie - finally it is over, and I can relax.