From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2

Welcome to Romance to Roast-mance !

On this Break up day, get ready for the ultimate battle of wit, humor, and savage send-offs! This isn't just any showdown---it's where heartbreakers go head-to-head, armed with the best (or worst) breakup lines in the game. Whether you're a drama queen, a comedy genius, or just here for the laughs, this is your stage to roast, break it off in style !

Will you be the master of smooth exits, or will your lines just leave everyone confused?There's only one way to find out. Before youdrop your coldest breakup lines, make sure to check out the rules!

Rules

1. Post your Break up lines in this thread,

2. Please adhere to the IF Code of Conduct (coc).

3. No derogatory or inappropriate break up lines. Keep it fun and respectful !

4. One break up line per post.

5. Post as many lines as you want. The more, the merrier!

6. Your lines don't have to be original, you can copy from online sources too.

7. Participants will receive a siggy and a badge made by me .To keep it fair, badges will be given to all members who post atleast five breakup lines.

8. Those who come up with original break up lines and stay actively engaged will be rewarded at the end.

9. Deadline: 25th February 11:59 IST.

Deadline ended

Permission taken from Moderators

Parm (WildestDreams)

Sutapa (Sutapasima)

Thank you

Let the send-off challenge begin!

Thread 1 Link

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/love-friendship-dating-and-relationships/5368712/from-romance-to-roast-mance-dear-ex-this-is-my-final-word

Congrats for thread no 2

You'll never find anyone as good as me

Ouch

roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you

Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.

Heeeey past tense, Time's up.

Your love life is in danger. Hi ex .

aa jao saare. New thread is up .

Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.

Hey baby I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.

Are we tectonic plates? Because we’re drifting apart.

Chalo shubh swagat on the new roast-mance thread

Posting the last one I posted in the previous thread :

Are you a mosquito? Because you are sucking all my blood and I just want to swat the mosquito

You’re like a bad haircut… I regret you.