From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2 - Page 63

Are you a hospital?

Anyone who comes in contact with you develops some kind of a problem 💊

You are like bollywood remakes - worse than the original and an utter waste of expense.

Are you a cat?

Whenever you cut my way, something bad happens 😾

I'd say go to hell, but I would hate for the inhabitants there to suffer you.

Are you farah khan?

You judge people on things beyond your scope!

Like how she used to judge indian idol

I'd call you a bad pun -- even those have a punchline sometimes.

My wi-fi is more stable on a rainy day than you.

Ever seen a disaster?

Look at your fate past tense .

Originally posted by: missFiesty_69

you feel like the plastic surgery in itv - a boatload of nonsense

Even with Plastic surgery, your betrayal is visible .

Originally posted by: Shooting-Star

We need to break up before we end up on a reality TV show.

We must break up because we might end up in the boxing ring.