From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2 - Page 5

You must be a magician because every time you leave, my life gets better.

Our relationship is like a computer — crashed and needs to be rebooted, but I’m just going to unplug it.

Your confidence is cute like when a toddler wears a tiara and thinks they're the queen. Just no..

I guess you’re proof that even good jokes get old

You were my biggest mistake, and I’ve made some bad Amazon purchases.

This isn’t working out, and by ‘this,’ I mean my patience.

You're like expired milk — once sweet, but now just sour.

Consider this our last conversation, like an expired coupon

I like you as much as I like paying double my usual tax

This relationship is like a broken pencil — pointless.