A small funnyfic for you guys..
Conspiracy ...😝😝
Nik : suno abhi se main tumhe business ki kuch baat share karunga..tum mere saath meetings chalogi...ok
Pallu : but baache!!😕 unka kya..unka khana...pani...unhe bhi daatne ke liye koi ho...
Nik : 2ghante hi rehne honge...ab dekho main jab foreign wagera jaunga...toh cafe ke kaam tum hi dekhogi...
Pallu : bas do ghante ...isse zyada main ghar chor kar nahi rahungi ..kaam ke baad..
Nik : accha ok!! chai do naa...thoda..
Nandy to sonali yehi sahi waqt hai sleeping pills milal aur kaam pe lag jao ...baaki tum mere pe choro...tum iss vghar ki bahu nahi banaya toh main apne jitne bhi hair woh bhi swaha kar dungi!!😈😈😈😈
Pallu is seen to enter Sonali's room for a thing..
Sonali mixes pills in Nik's tea ...pallu goes to kitchen...
Nik takes the tea ...but pukes it...(cos it was highly bitter)
Sonali enters her room to change in minutes..
By then pallu comes out and goes to washroom..
Nandy thinks it was sonali ..she locks the door..outside..
Nandy locks it tightly till her imaginary pallu comes from Sonali's room..and locks out Sonali's room to not let pallu comes out till she wants(as she thinks it was pallu till there)..
Nandy :ab hoga tamasha!!!😈😈😈😈😈
Inside ...
Pallu is out of washroom in wet hair..with a smooth cotton saree... Her face was wet with droplets of water..her lips was as beautiful and simple as rose petal..
Nik just saw her ..and got mesmerised and walked to help her to wear beautiful chain and earrings..
Nik: Mujhe tumhari yeh bali do...pehna doon(in husky voice)
He took of her wet hair from shoulder.. And looked at mirror of her reaction.. Pallu was bit shy, with lowering eyelids and slight smile..
Nik :aao payal pehna doon...maa kehti hai tumhare paer lakshmi ji jaise hai..Bohot sundar...(caressing her feet)
He kissed her feet ..and took the payal and made her wear it..
Pallu lowered , not to allow him to touch of her feet , as he is husband ...
Nik cupped his hand over her cheeks ..and slightly kissed her forehead...
Pallu closed her eyes in tears...and got the moment...
Nik : tum mere lakshmi ho...main kisi ko nahi jaanta Pallavi... Kisiko nahi maanta..bas tumhe maanta hoon..
Pallavi got in his waist...
Pallavi : Aur tum mere Vishnu ho!!
They both shared a lovely stare..
Nandy Putting onion peel over eyes for tears...
Nandy : Pallavi ....knocking at Sonali's room!!! Jald niklo...maaaa !!! Maaa !!
Kinnu maa: kya hai!! Bhukamp ka jhatka aaya kya sakne mein...
Nandy: pallavi bechari andar hai ..waha nik andar se band hai aur shayad maine Sonali ko andar aate dekha...
Pata nahi...kya hoga..Pallavi!!!! Pallavi!!!
Dadi tapping her hand on forehead
Dadi: chalo dekhti hoon!!!😑😑😑😑
Nandy : haa maa chalo dekhti hoon!!
Neighbours gathers due to her screaming..
Neighbours : kya hua Pallavi behan ko!!
Nandy : pata nahin pallavi ka kya hoga!! Nik ke kamre mein sonali thi!!
Neighbours be like :😲😲😲😲😲
Neighbor: haye rabbaa!!! Yeh hai aapka perfect parivaar!!
Nandy smirks..😏😏😏
Dadi did belieeve over NikVi..
Dadi opens the door
Nandy pretends to be shamed !!
Dadi : lo dekho!!
Nikvi in their arms of comfort...
Nandy be like..🤔🤔
Nandy: ah!!!
Neighbor: Nandita ji aap toh kuch aur hi keh rahi thi...yaha toh ram sita dikh gayi..☺️☺
Nandy thinks :yeh kya hua...
Sonali yells inside
Nandy goes to her and opens it...
Sonali is very angry..😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
Sonali: kya kaha tha moti tune ..nik ki ghar ki bahu nahi banayi toh sar ke saare baal uda doongi !!😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡le nainn hi kar deti hoon
Sonali takes scissors and cut arriund her bacha khucha ijjat ...sar ke baal...
Nandy be like
😶😶😶😶
Nandy even spilled off water on sonalis heavy makeup look ...
Nandy : accha tu badi acchi hai naa...tu toh chudail hai ..naagin hai...apni behen ki ghar todti hai..
Sonali : jaa jaa bada aaya bahu banane wala ..khud toh kawari budhi hai ...aya mera ghar banane...main aaj bhi merut ki maadhuri hoon!!!
Nandy : meerut ki maadhuri nahi ..meerut ki gadheri hain ...
Dadi comes
Dadi: toh tum dono ek dusre ko jaante ho!! Parkati yeh tere baal kaha gaye????
Nandy: Aaaaaaahhhh😭😭😭😭😭
NikVi is waken up of lovelock dream..and sees Nandy and Sonali..
Nick: 😲😲😲😲😲yeh kya!!!!
Nik : kya hai yeh...haa!!😡😡😡how disgusting!! Abhi niklo ...abhi ke abhi!!! Get lost!!
Hotel khali hai jao ..waha jaake yeh behudapan karna!!yeh teji ka ghar hai pallavi ka ghar hai....yaha esa nahi hoga...
Bacche comes..
Bacche paancho ke paancho: 😲😲😲😲😲😲
Later
All kids : 😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Gaggu : hai yeh apka behudepan!! Hai yeh behudapan!!! 🎤🎤😝😝😝😝
Just then kapils voice comes over someone's phone ..(oops Nandita's phone) due to nicks scold the earphone plugged off
"Kapil: maine tumhe ese mukke maarne hai ki bandh pankha ghumta nazar aayega"
All laughs including neighbors and NikVi..
😂😂😂😝😝😝