Anupama, Shanti doot

Sorry.. bahut search kiya, plane with female gif nahi mila...

Good Evening Friends

Hectic day?? Let's have fun, and laugh together. Keep your brain aside for a few minutes as this script has no logic, no sense, and no offence.

Anupama Di comes to know that war has broken out between two countries A and B; she does not know the reason but wants to act as a mediator to establish peace between these countries.

Anupama to Anuj: Anuj, meine ( maine) suna hai do desho A Or B ke beech ladai chal rahi hai

Anuj: haan Anu, who toh bahut dino se chal rahi hai. Pata nahi kya result hoga iska??

Anu: Meisoch rahi hoon ki mei jaa ke baat karoo aur mere bhasan se dekho bharat mei kitni kranti aur jaagrukta aa gayi hai. Toh mei (mai) apna telent ( talent) ab bahar kyun na use karoo?

Anuj: ( In mind, ab iske paas koi kaam nahi hai toh buss bina sir par ki bat karti rehti hain. Issse baat karna matlab 5 page ka bhasan).

Arre anu, tumhari yehi baat to mujhe pasand hai,tum sirf parivaar ke baare mei nahi poore universe ke baare mei sochti ho,isliye toh mai tumse itna pyaar karta hoon.

Anu: Sharmate hue, Aap bahut bahut bahut acche hai jo mujhe itni acchi tarah se samajhate hai.

Anuj: ( in mind, aree meri maa, ek toh yeh bina baat baat par sharamane ki acting karna mujhse bardassht nahi hoti, thoda over acting kum kiya kar aur upar se mai kisibaat ko mana karoonga, toh mera saara impression kharab ho jaayega audience par.

Haan, haan tum jaroor jao.

Anu: Aapbhi chaliye doosra honey moon bhi ho jaayega.

Anuj: (Pehle honeymoon par toh jaise bade sixer maar liye the, batting ki turn hi nahai aayi, shah house ki thakaan isse yahi nikalani hai. honey khao ya moon par jao, par mujhe star nahi banna, yeh toh aurat ka bhasan de kar bach jaayegi, mera kya hoga.)

Dekho yahan bhi toh baapuji ka khayal rakhne waala hona chahiye na ( mann mei, pata hai mujheab iss baapuji ko kuch nahi hoga, saara naatak mere hi saath hota hai , baaki har jagah yeh sahi rehta hai. )

Anu: Ankhon mei aansoo.. aap bilkul sahi bol rahe hai

Anuj: ( Iski yeh tanki band kyun nahi hoti, mere haath dard ho jaate, iske tanki band karte2, sab jagah water scarcity hai, pata nahai iska tank full kaise rehta hai)

Mai apne pilot ko kehta ho ki chartered plane ready kare.

Anu: Nahi,mujhe ppp…piiilot bhai nahi chaiye. Mai plane khud uda loongi.

Anuj: tumhe plane udana aata hai.

Anu: haan, woh sweety ke saath youtube par seekha tha.

Anuj: Apna sir par haath rakhte hue, hey bhagwaan who kaunsa din tha, jis din maine isse udne ka suggestion diya tha, tab se bus yeh hawa mei udti hi rehti hai. Isse kaun argue kare, udaan par hi 10 page ka bhasan de degi. Jab se isse shaadi hui hai, mera to headache or earache theek hi nahi hota.

Anu: kya sochne lage, jo bhi dil mei hai bata dijiye.

Anuj: Sochte hue, Aree mai maiiiii soch raha tha, tumhare paas licence nahi hoga to iss baar pilot ko udane do, phir mai tumhara licence banwa doongi.

Anu:sharmate hue, aap kitne acche hai

Anuj: (ab kyun sharma rahi hai yeh, licence ki baat ki hai, romantic song sunaya ho. Ajeeb hai, isse jab romantic baat karo, toh so jaati hai jaise lullaby suna raha hoonmai. )

Anuj smiles and says, take care

As soon as Anu turns

Anuj: yipeeee!!!!, Kuch time toh lecture se chutti. Koi ghar ki safai nahi, na pulses ke dibbe par sticker. Bahar se continental manga ke khaoonga.Yahooo yahoo..

Anu reaches country A; her convo with the president of that country.

Anu to President: Jai Shri Krishna Jignesh Bhai!!

President: I am not Jiiiggnesh Bhaiii.. My name is..

Anu: cuts him in between, dekhiye Jignesh bhai, Gandhi ji ne kahan hai, naam mei kya rakha hai.

President: woh Gandhi ji ne nahi, Shakespeare ne kaha hai

Anu: kisine bhi kaha ho, naam mei kya rakha hai.

President: what do you want??

Anu: Mei, yeh kai (keh) rahi thi ki hum sab bhai behan hai..ek parivaar hai toh jhagda kyun.hume hamesha mil jul kar rehna chahiye. B jo bhi karna chahta ho, karne dijiye. Sabko apni jindagi jeene ka adhikaar hai.

President:mam, aapko theek se maaalum nahi hai ki….

Anu:Dekhiye, Meri shaadi Mr. Shah se hui. Maine 25 saal poore dil se sabki sewa ki.Phir Mr shah kavya ko pasand karte the , toh maine unhe Kavy se shaadi karne di phir bhi maine MR Shah ko kabhi nahi chora, hamesha unka saath diya, Baa ko bhagwaan ki tarah Puja, ab Baa meri maa hai n baapuji tohh..

President: Plzzz plzz I am not getting anything, who is Mr. Shah, baa……

Anu:Jigneshh bhai, wohi toh mei bata rahi hoon, ab maine anuj se shadi ki. Ab mera ex sasural maayka hai n sasural nanihaal hai, aur meri maa ka ghar, ab hum sab saath saath hai. Anuj toh Mr Shah ko bhi apna bhai maane laga hai.

President: (Itna confuse toh hum jindagi mei kabhi nahi hua. Itna badi badi country se arguement hua, but hum kabhi nervous nahi hua, hume aaj tak itna darr kabhi nahi laga, jitna iss anupamaaaaaa ki baatein sun kar lag rahan hai.) My head is spinning,

haath jod kar, mam I have some other urgent meeting. So plz aaap mail kar dijiye.

Anu: mail karna mujhe mere bete samar ne sikhya hai.. mujhe mail karna bahut bahut bahut accha lagta hai. Mai mail kar doongi.

President: AApko mera bahut bahut bahut pranaam, ab plz aaap jaayiye

Anu turns, president faints.

Yes countries U. N mission ke liye jaati jisme do country ke beech sulah ki baat hoti aur woh country saarc ke members hota hai

Aur u. n mission ke liye civilian nahi army bheji jaati hai

To eham eham

Anupama to President. Aap mujse aisa baat nahi kar sakte main shaantk doot hoon aur aapko itna nahi pata ki jub koi shaant ki baat karne aata to use kaise baat kiya jaata

Aur main apni marji se nahi aayi mujhe India ke president mujhe shaanti doot ( un. Mission) ke liye bheja है

Aur ab apna sandesh sunayiye mujhe aa ka sandesh apne india ke president ko dena hai

Anupama to president. Abhi abhi Jo Maine aap ko baat boli ki ab sub bhai behan है yeh mera bhashan nahi yeh mere India ka president ka भाषण है

POnUnhone mujhe appoint kiya apna bhashan ka संदेश aap ko sunane ke liye

Shaati doot ka kaam hota sandesh sunana so maine aapka mere country ke president ka sandesh suna diya

Owowow, Chirpy! My tummy is achin' - so much laughter in such a short span of time.

Eagerly waiting for Anu's visit to Party B....🤣

Originally posted by: surabhi01

Yes countries U. N mission ke liye jaati jisme do country ke beech sulah ki baat hoti aur woh country saarc ke members hota hai

Aur u. n mission ke liye civilian nahi army bheji jaati hai

To eham eham

Anupama to President. Aap mujse aisa baat nahi kar sakte main shaantk doot hoon aur aapko itna nahi pata ki jub koi shaant ki baat karne aata to use kaise baat kiya jaata

Aur main apni marji se nahi aayi mujhe India ke president mujhe shaanti doot ( un. Mission) ke liye bheja है

Aur ab apna sandesh sunayiye mujhe aa ka sandesh apne india ke president ko dena hai

Hahahaa

Surabhi, aapme bhi script writer ki qualities aane lagi hai 😆

Kiya this is hilarious. Thanks for the tag girl

This was hilarious 😆

Scary thing is you can actually see her doing all that you wrote!

Chirpy, this is so Anu and you are just so gooooooood! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

The best part was sweety k saath YouTube par aroplane udana seekha tha, almost choked on my morning coffee when i read that🤣🤣🤣

Loved anuj's thoughts here coz I'm sure that's what goes in gk's mind while shooting for those stupid scenes😆

Sam, it was awesome. Do keep us posted for the next part. ❤️

And am not as talented as Anupama to give bhaasan on any topic. I was amateur in trolling but getting better.. all credit goes to Anupama