Member Topic: Your Thoughts On Marriage 💒- Page 16

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

Excellent plan, except there's just one tiny issue. The line of men queuing up to gain my attention is non-existent. Unless that one guy who sent me an inbox on social media, calling me a chudail counts? 😆

Change your DP dummy. Stop catfishing with Krystle's face. 🤣

Unka shraap laga hai.

Originally posted by: guenhwyvar

Change your DP dummy. Stop catfishing with Krystle's face. 🤣

Unka shraap laga hai.

I DONT LOOK LIKE KRYSTLE!

yeah i have thoughts on marriage. Lots of them. All valuable. Here's one-

there's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.😆

Michael Jordan copied that line from me😛😆

or this one:

marriage is a beautiful forest where brave lions are killed by beautiful deers😆

from a guy's perspective, it sucks. Just think about it: while getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents "i will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life'.

have you ever heard a girl saying to the boy's parents that she will keep their son happy for the rest of his life?

told you it sucks😆

lemme know if you want more nuggets, or you got the drift by now😉😆

Originally posted by: BirdieNumNum

lemme know if you want more nuggets, or you got the drift by now😉😆

these chicken nuggets are worse than McDonald's ..... can you cut down the serving size or something? one bite size a day should be more than plenty. 😆

Originally posted by: BirdieNumNum

yeah i have thoughts on marriage. Lots of them. All valuable. Here's one-

there's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.😆

Michael Jordan copied that line from me😛😆

This is true. Especially in India, where the groom and his parents loot the bride and her parents in the name of marriage.

Originally posted by: BirdieNumNum

from a guy's perspective, it sucks. Just think about it: while getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents "i will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life'.

have you ever heard a girl saying to the boy's parents that she will keep their son happy for the rest of his life?

told you it sucks😆

lemme know if you want more nuggets, or you got the drift by now😉😆

I got one, borrowed from Oscar Wilde

"One should always be in love. That's the reason one shoukd never marry"

I think I've already posted this somewhere

actually, every wife is a mistress of her husband. "Miss" for the first year, and "stress" for rest of the life😆

These one liners are epic🤣