Present scene
Place :- heaven
🌝🌞🌺🌸🏵️🌻🌼⛰️🏞️🌄
Kartik bade aaram se plate mein kachori lekar baith ke khane hi wala hota Hai Ki tabhi!!!🤷
waha naira ah jati hai 🏃♀️
Naira:- tum bas kachori Kha Kha kar faat jao🤷😠😡😤
Kartik:- haad hey yaar!
jab Zinda tha tab bhi tok ti thi !🤷
Ab Jab maar gaya hu tab bhi tume chan nahi!🥴😫
Matala ab kitna bhi kha lu kya farak parta hai?.🤷
Kaun se mai phir se Maru ga!!!🤷🤷🤷🤔🤔
Naira:- woh sab chodo!🤷
Pehle yeh batao
Kya tum ne kairav ki paristhiti (situation) tik karne ki koshish ki taki uski gf se uska rishta ahge bara sake?
Kartik:- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(hasne laga)
Naira :- toh kya parivaar wale maan gaye jo tum itna has rahe ho?😁😃😀
Kartik:- Mane! 😂😂😂😂
Bilkul sab ek saath baato ki toop, missiles, tank, Bomb 💣,bat 🏓, hockey🏑 sab leh kar Birla house shagun leh kar gaye hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Naira :- kya !!!!
Kartik :- bilkul
Tumari hone wali bahu tum se doh kadam ahge nikli
Apne rishta leh kar khud hi phoolon Devi Ki tarah pahuch gai papa ke samne 🤷😏
Naira :- yeh kya bol rahe ho ?
tum ko bheja tha na sab thik karne ke liye? 🤷
Phir kyu nahi thik kiya sab ?
Kartik :- thik karne hi gaya tha bas thori der ho gai !🥴😩
aur Itne mai hamari choti beti ne us mai Maggie masala daal diya
aur 2 minutes mai sare kand ban ke taiyar ho gaya 🤷🤷😩🥴🥴
Naira:- kyu hamare hone wale damaad ji waha nahi the ?
Unhone kuch nahi kiya ?🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
Kartik:- damaad Ji apne vansh ki khatara dhoom bike pe kuch jada hi jaldi ah gaye the 😏😏😏😏
Tab tak papa apni farari ki Savari🚘🚘
leh kar 9 doh 11 ho gaye the.🥴🤷🤷🤷
Kartik in his mind:-.
( papa Ghar mai tala maar na toh bhul hi gaye🤷😱 🤔🤔🤔.
inko koi fikar nahi kya !!!🤷
Yeh ghar ki tizori mai kuch hai hi nahi )🥴🥴🙄🙄🙄
Naira :- kartik ???kaun si duniya mai Jale gaye tum!!
ab kya kare ge hum ?🤷🤷🤷
Kartik :- kuch nahi yaha beith ke maje se kachori khaye ge😃😃😃
aur bahu bete ke kand ke maje lege 😁😁😁😁
Naira :-ruko dilati hu tumhe maje 😠😠😡😡😤😤😠😡
(Itne mai naira yamraaj ji ka gada leh kar kartik ke piche bhagti hai )🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
Kartik ahge ahge bhag te hua chilata hua bolta hai
Koi mujhe meri biwi se bachao!!!!!!🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
Senario 2
Tabhi bhagwan yeh dekh kar yamraaj se puchate hai
Bhagwaan:- bhai yeh phir kyu chilla rahe hai ?🤷
Yaamraj:- ji Prabhu sayad karik ne phir koi kand Kiya hoga 🤔🤔🤔
Tabhi phir Gayatri (gayu) rone lagti hai 😭😭😭😭😭
Bhagwan:- bhai jara pata karo dkp ne iske bete Vansh ke bhaag mai kya likha hai 🤷🤷🤷🤷
Iska Rona yaha soon soon ke mere kaan Pak Gaye hai 🤷🤷🤷🤷
Yumraj :- ji Prabhu woh ishliye ro rahi hai kyu ki uske bete se jada uski bike ko jada waha waha hi mil rahi hai 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
Bhagwan shocked
Yumraj rocks
Story end!!
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