Hone wali bahu ke kand! Jis ne laga di sasur Ji ki waat🤣🤣

Present scene

Place :- heaven

🌝🌞🌺🌸🏵️🌻🌼⛰️🏞️🌄

Kartik bade aaram se plate mein kachori lekar baith ke khane hi wala hota Hai Ki tabhi!!!🤷

waha naira ah jati hai 🏃‍♀️

Naira:- tum bas kachori Kha Kha kar faat jao🤷😠😡😤

Kartik:- haad hey yaar!

jab Zinda tha tab bhi tok ti thi !🤷

Ab Jab maar gaya hu tab bhi tume chan nahi!🥴😫

Matala ab kitna bhi kha lu kya farak parta hai?.🤷

Kaun se mai phir se Maru ga!!!🤷🤷🤷🤔🤔

Naira:- woh sab chodo!🤷

Pehle yeh batao

Kya tum ne kairav ki paristhiti (situation) tik karne ki koshish ki taki uski gf se uska rishta ahge bara sake?

Kartik:- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(hasne laga)

Naira :- toh kya parivaar wale maan gaye jo tum itna has rahe ho?😁😃😀

Kartik:- Mane! 😂😂😂😂

Bilkul sab ek saath baato ki toop, missiles, tank, Bomb 💣,bat 🏓, hockey🏑 sab leh kar Birla house shagun leh kar gaye hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Naira :- kya !!!!

Kartik :- bilkul

Tumari hone wali bahu tum se doh kadam ahge nikli

Apne rishta leh kar khud hi phoolon Devi Ki tarah pahuch gai papa ke samne 🤷😏

Naira :- yeh kya bol rahe ho ?

tum ko bheja tha na sab thik karne ke liye? 🤷

Phir kyu nahi thik kiya sab ?

Kartik :- thik karne hi gaya tha bas thori der ho gai !🥴😩

aur Itne mai hamari choti beti ne us mai Maggie masala daal diya

aur 2 minutes mai sare kand ban ke taiyar ho gaya 🤷🤷😩🥴🥴

Naira:- kyu hamare hone wale damaad ji waha nahi the ?

Unhone kuch nahi kiya ?🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

Kartik:- damaad Ji apne vansh ki khatara dhoom bike pe kuch jada hi jaldi ah gaye the 😏😏😏😏

Tab tak papa apni farari ki Savari🚘🚘

leh kar 9 doh 11 ho gaye the.🥴🤷🤷🤷

Kartik in his mind:-.

( papa Ghar mai tala maar na toh bhul hi gaye🤷😱 🤔🤔🤔.

inko koi fikar nahi kya !!!🤷

Yeh ghar ki tizori mai kuch hai hi nahi )🥴🥴🙄🙄🙄

Naira :- kartik ???kaun si duniya mai Jale gaye tum!!

ab kya kare ge hum ?🤷🤷🤷

Kartik :- kuch nahi yaha beith ke maje se kachori khaye ge😃😃😃

aur bahu bete ke kand ke maje lege 😁😁😁😁

Naira :-ruko dilati hu tumhe maje 😠😠😡😡😤😤😠😡

(Itne mai naira yamraaj ji ka gada leh kar kartik ke piche bhagti hai )🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Kartik ahge ahge bhag te hua chilata hua bolta hai

Koi mujhe meri biwi se bachao!!!!!!🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Senario 2

Tabhi bhagwan yeh dekh kar yamraaj se puchate hai

Bhagwaan:- bhai yeh phir kyu chilla rahe hai ?🤷

Yaamraj:- ji Prabhu sayad karik ne phir koi kand Kiya hoga 🤔🤔🤔

Tabhi phir Gayatri (gayu) rone lagti hai 😭😭😭😭😭

Bhagwan:- bhai jara pata karo dkp ne iske bete Vansh ke bhaag mai kya likha hai 🤷🤷🤷🤷

Iska Rona yaha soon soon ke mere kaan Pak Gaye hai 🤷🤷🤷🤷

Yumraj :- ji Prabhu woh ishliye ro rahi hai kyu ki uske bete se jada uski bike ko jada waha waha hi mil rahi hai 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

Bhagwan shocked

Yumraj rocks

Story end!!

Main bore hori thi and saw your tag and Khush ho gayi ...Too too funny 🤣🤣🤣 Kaira upar bhi kachoris enjoy karre ..Sahi hai..Sahi hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yaar thank you for giving me daily laughter dose 😂😂 your awesome 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: beanstalk04

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seriously,,,I agree with Harshadfan21 ,,nothing interesting was going on since this morning and suddenly I got notification....you made me laugh,,,,this is too funny.

Originally posted by: beanstalk04

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Tum bahot hi punya ka kaam kar rahi ho >> logon ko hasane ka, issey unki heart health achi hoti hai

Bhagwan tumhara bhala kare balike

P.s. thanks so much for the tag

Originally posted by: beanstalk04

Present scene

Place :- heaven

🌝🌞🌺🌸🏵️🌻🌼⛰️🏞️🌄

Kartik bade aaram se plate mein kachori lekar baith ke khane hi wala hota Hai Ki tabhi!!!🤷

waha naira ah jati hai 🏃‍♀️

Naira:- tum bas kachori Kha Kha kar faat jao🤷😠😡😤

Kartik:- haad hey yaar!

jab Zinda tha tab bhi tok ti thi !🤷

Ab Jab maar gaya hu tab bhi tume chan nahi!🥴😫

Matala ab kitna bhi kha lu kya farak parta hai?.🤷

Kaun se mai phir se Maru ga!!!🤷🤷🤷🤔🤔

Naira:- woh sab chodo!🤷

Pehle yeh batao

Kya tum ne kairav ki paristhiti (situation) tik karne ki koshish ki taki uski gf se uska rishta ahge bara sake?

Kartik:- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(hasne laga)

Naira :- toh kya parivaar wale maan gaye jo tum itna has rahe ho?😁😃😀

Kartik:- Mane! 😂😂😂😂

Bilkul sab ek saath baato ki toop, missiles, tank, Bomb 💣,bat 🏓, hockey🏑 sab leh kar Birla house shagun leh kar gaye hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Naira :- kya !!!!

Kartik :- bilkul

Tumari hone wali bahu tum se doh kadam ahge nikli

Apne rishta leh kar khud hi phoolon Devi Ki tarah pahuch gai papa ke samne 🤷😏

Naira :- yeh kya bol rahe ho ?

tum ko bheja tha na sab thik karne ke liye? 🤷

Phir kyu nahi thik kiya sab ?

Kartik :- thik karne hi gaya tha bas thori der ho gai !🥴😩

aur Itne mai hamari choti beti ne us mai Maggie masala daal diya

aur 2 minutes mai sare kand ban ke taiyar ho gaya 🤷🤷😩🥴🥴

Naira:- kyu hamare hone wale damaad ji waha nahi the ?

Unhone kuch nahi kiya ?🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

Kartik:- damaad Ji apne vansh ki khatara dhoom bike pe kuch jada hi jaldi ah gaye the 😏😏😏😏

Tab tak papa apni farari ki Savari🚘🚘

leh kar 9 doh 11 ho gaye the.🥴🤷🤷🤷

Kartik in his mind:-.

( papa Ghar mai tala maar na toh bhul hi gaye🤷😱 🤔🤔🤔.

inko koi fikar nahi kya !!!🤷

Yeh ghar ki tizori mai kuch hai hi nahi )🥴🥴🙄🙄🙄

Naira :- kartik ???kaun si duniya mai Jale gaye tum!!

ab kya kare ge hum ?🤷🤷🤷

Kartik :- kuch nahi yaha beith ke maje se kachori khaye ge😃😃😃

aur bahu bete ke kand ke maje lege 😁😁😁😁

Naira :-ruko dilati hu tumhe maje 😠😠😡😡😤😤😠😡

(Itne mai naira yamraaj ji ka gada leh kar kartik ke piche bhagti hai )🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Kartik ahge ahge bhag te hua chilata hua bolta hai

Koi mujhe meri biwi se bachao!!!!!!🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Senario 2

Tabhi bhagwan yeh dekh kar yamraaj se puchate hai

Bhagwaan:- bhai yeh phir kyu chilla rahe hai ?🤷

Yaamraj:- ji Prabhu sayad karik ne phir koi kand Kiya hoga 🤔🤔🤔

Tabhi phir Gayatri (gayu) rone lagti hai 😭😭😭😭😭

Bhagwan:- bhai jara pata karo dkp ne iske bete Vansh ke bhaag mai kya likha hai 🤷🤷🤷🤷

Iska Rona yaha soon soon ke mere kaan Pak Gaye hai 🤷🤷🤷🤷

Yumraj :- ji Prabhu woh ishliye ro rahi hai kyu ki uske bete se jada uski bike ko jada waha waha hi mil rahi hai 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

Bhagwan shocked

Yumraj rocks

Story end!!

Was waiting for it..... sochri thi aaj post kyu nahi kiya....

Finally..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I enjoyed....

Kaira marne ke bad bhi chainse nahi reh sakte hai....

Kartik ko abhi abhi kachori ki padhi hai....

Naira is right phat jayega....

Kartik kachori kaha ne masroof hai....

Lagta hai sasur baneka koi interest nahi hai....

Kairav ki help bhi nahi karha....

Bechara pyaar ka mara...

Khudi kismat pe rohdala....

Bhagwan bhi pareshan hogye Gayu se....

Vansh ko koi toh dialogue dedo.... 🤣🤣🤣

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I was so bored today yaar and this made me laugh so much. Thank you for the tag as always 🤣

🤣😂😂Too good as usual