Raakhi Ruminates l Drabble Series l Part 6 - Page 12 l 10 March - Page 6

Originally posted by: NephilimByHeart

Please write a weekly ravi Dave pov... The next part was so entertaining and hilarious.

Thank you 😳 I’ll try and do so 🤗

Gurl, your rakhi dave iss such a spitfire😈

And what is this high class english😎Yours put the show wali to shame.

Anuj ki appreciation and vo bhi rakhii🤣also what was the mention of vannu ki vest😵

Dear o dear, gottaboil my mann ki aankhein clean with harpic now.

You are too good with this one❤️

Originally posted by: nish_vir

Gurl, your rakhi dave iss such a spitfire😈

And what is this high class english😎Yours put the show wali to shame.

Anuj ki appreciation and vo bhi rakhii🤣also what was the mention of vannu ki vest😵

Dear o dear, gottaboil my mann ki aankhein clean with harpic now.

You are too good with this one❤️

Now that Anupama has a smartphone and can google for translations, I don't need to hold back 😆

As for that vest, I may be unnaturally obsessed with it 😎

Thank you so much... wait, wait, wait... so, so, so much 😉

❤️

Originally posted by: Arshi67

Part 4

Really, Kavya?

Regret?

You, regret?!

The regret is all mine!

Seeing the sheer stupidity of your actions and listening to your wholly illogical theories, makes my head reel. Do you even have this much vaunted MBA you keep banging on about?

This k💩vya really makes me wonder ki kahi MBA ka matlab "MARRIED BY ACCIDENT" to nahi hota🤔🤔

I shudder to imagine what the lot of them must think about me. Just to be clear, you were not walking on the path I had lit with big neon signs. Please, for the love of God, tell them folk of your wilful forays into the wilderness. You may not do, but I do have a reputation to protect.

And a daughter to win back, dammit!

Your daughter!!!😲you have a daughter!!!!😲are you kidding me!!!!????

Wait do you address anupama's new pet

k🦴njal as your daughter or what???

Oh, the ignominy of it all. Deviousness is a fine art, and timing is everything. What you’ve done goes against every tenet of deceit. I’m utterly furious. A futile exercise since it’s you, but still. I’m furious.

Why would you be swayed by anything Anupama says? I mean, does anyone actually listen to what she says anymore? Aren’t they mere words that pass smoothly from one ear to the other without meandering anywhere near the brain?! There is a certain pitch shift in her voice which says, savdhan, bhashan on the way. Time to reach for the switch off button for any listener. I had assumed you’d be au fait with it by now.

Dude I'm warning you,I won't tolerate a word against anu📢🤡maa....jise troll karna hai kar but not my anu📢🤡maa didi....us k bahut ehsaan hai yaar mujh par....earlier I was suffering from insomnia but now I sleep within minutes all thanks to her and her speeches 😳

Infact ek baar my warden stopped me from entering the hostel after 7 pm aur fir mai ne us k mooh par ek mast anupama ka "orat vs mard" speech fek k maara...guess what us din se wo kabhi dobara nazar nahi aayi 😳(i hope she is not in coma✌️)

I should have known better. It’s my fault for not dotting the i’s and crossing the t’s. Never assume anything where you’re concerned. Let alone assume that you have even a passing acquaintance with common sense. There is a saying that when you’re in a hole, stop digging. Not hire a digger and have at it!!!

I’m so done with Kavya, peeps. Guess it’s back to the imbecile son-in-law. Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. Yup, I am referring to what resides between both their ears.

Kin🦴al :

Dil of anupamaa❎

Pet of anupamaa✅

Similarly T🐶shu:

Sil of rakhi ❎

Pet of rakhi✅

Ufff this "bark-bark" couple is really made for each other

I see that awful smug look has resurfaced on Mr Shah’s face. Ugh! I much prefer the breathing fire and brimstone one, complete with buttons ready to pop, and veins following suit. That one tickles me to no end. Gives me endless hours of fun visualising him actually imploding. My own walking talking cartoon network.

Time to stop kids from watching cartoon🤪

As an aside, can someone please ask him to either do up one more button or wear a vest with a deeper neck. That peeking vest look he sports drives me mad. No, stop! I didn’t mean for you to have a word, Kavya. Did I mention timing earlier?

There should be a law that that boys/uncles are not allowed to show their "56 inch ka seena" on national television unless they are hot like Anuj kapadia😃

Speaking of looks, how can I not mention a certain Mr Kapadia. He looked rather fine as he took up cudgels on behalf of his lady love. I understand there was much excitement at their pas de deux of the previous day? That black kurta he was sporting was certainly rather fetching. Nothing wrong with his timing is there? That Veet advertisement was rather fortuitous!

Waaah rakhi even knows about Anuj's black kurta wala *not so romantic* dream🤣🤣(or is that my stand up comedian ruchi leaking her tharak once again)😆

If I were to look for silver linings, seeing Anuj Kapadia in full on power wielding mode would be rather delightful. Go on Kavya. Take that swing that you’re dying to ;) (Just to be clear and dot the i’s and cross the t’s, Kavya, I don’t mean the jhoola!)

Oh and Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary to you, Baa and Bapuji. That is some progeny you will be leaving as your legacy.

~ Ruchi

Dude tu humare forum ki Shakespeare sexypeare hai👏....abhi writers aate hi honge fir thori "angreji" churane tere posts me se🤣🤣

P.s-did I tell you that I missed you a lot🤗

Originally posted by: Arshi67

@Shrizz - why are you showing up as inactive :(

Hanste hansate beete the abhi toh kuch hi din

Aapke hone ka shukrana padhne ke pehle hi

Aapke na hone ka gham jhelna padega ab

IF ki raahein berang be-emoji lag rahi hai sab :(

That account of mine is gone for a week....tab tak k liye bhul jaaa us ko jaise anupamaa baa ki saari galtiyaa bhul jaati hai😃

Ps this shayari🥺🥺tujhe english Hindi Urdu sab aata hai kya....mujhe bhi chahiye ye wala telent😆

Wow..no words...love love love it

Actually it laugh laugh laugh as I read 😂😂😂

Each section i read and feel wow this is best, I will quote it in my comment.

Then next comes and am confused which one to quote.

Fab work, hats off. 👏👏👏

Originally posted by: shriz

Seeing the sheer stupidity of your actions and listening to your wholly illogical theories, makes my head reel. Do you even have this much vaunted MBA you keep banging on about?

This k💩vya really makes me wonder ki kahi MBA ka matlab "MARRIED BY ACCIDENT" to nahi hota

Yup that sums her up neatly 😆

I shudder to imagine what the lot of them must think about me. Just to be clear, you were not walking on the path I had lit with big neon signs. Please, for the love of God, tell them folk of your wilful forays into the wilderness. You may not do, but I do have a reputation to protect.

And a daughter to win back, dammit!

Your daughter!!!you have a daughter!!!!are you kidding me!!!!????

Wait do you address anupama's new pet

k🦴njal as your daughter or what???

Wahi toh! Everyone has forgotten whose daughter she actually is

Why would you be swayed by anything Anupama says? I mean, does anyone actually listen to what she says anymore? Aren’t they mere words that pass smoothly from one ear to the other without meandering anywhere near the brain?! There is a certain pitch shift in her voice which says, savdhan, bhashan on the way. Time to reach for the switch off button for any listener. I had assumed you’d be au fait with it by now.

Dude I'm warning you,I won't tolerate a word against anu📢🤡maa....jise troll karna hai kar but not my anu📢🤡maa didi....us k bahut ehsaan hai yaar mujh par....earlier I was suffering from insomnia but now I sleep within minutes all thanks to her and her speeches

Infact ek baar my warden stopped me from entering the hostel after 7 pm aur fir mai ne us k mooh par ek mast anupama ka "orat vs mard" speech fek k maara...guess what us din se wo kabhi dobara nazar nahi aayi (i hope she is not in coma✌️)

Saury saury saury, aage se dhyaan rakhungi 😒

I’m so done with Kavya, peeps. Guess it’s back to the imbecile son-in-law. Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. Yup, I am referring to what resides between both their ears.

Kin🦴al :

Dil of anupamaa❎

Pet of anupamaa✅

Similarly T🐶shu:

Sil of rakhi ❎

Pet of rakhi✅

Ufff this "bark-bark" couple is really made for each other

Whatta deduction! 😆

I see that awful smug look has resurfaced on Mr Shah’s face. Ugh! I much prefer the breathing fire and brimstone one, complete with buttons ready to pop, and veins following suit. That one tickles me to no end. Gives me endless hours of fun visualising him actually imploding. My own walking talking cartoon network.

Time to stop kids from watching cartoon

As an aside, can someone please ask him to either do up one more button or wear a vest with a deeper neck. That peeking vest look he sports drives me mad. No, stop! I didn’t mean for you to have a word, Kavya. Did I mention timing earlier?

There should be a law that that boys/uncles are not allowed to show their "56 inch ka seena" on national television unless they are hot like Anuj kapadia

And like the fella in my Dp 😍

Speaking of looks, how can I not mention a certain Mr Kapadia. He looked rather fine as he took up cudgels on behalf of his lady love. I understand there was much excitement at their pas de deux of the previous day? That black kurta he was sporting was certainly rather fetching. Nothing wrong with his timing is there? That Veet advertisement was rather fortuitous!

Waaah rakhi even knows about Anuj's black kurta wala *not so romantic* dream(or is that my stand up comedian ruchi leaking her tharak once again)

😇 🤐

Dude tu humare forum ki Shakespeare sexypeare hai👏....abhi writers aate hi honge fir thori "angreji" churane tere posts me se🤣🤣

P.s-did I tell you that I missed you a lot🤗

And I missed you 🤗

Your moniker is hilarious, excuse me while I go do a spot of preening 😆

Originally posted by: shriz

dude ab shrizz has lost her z and she is shriz now😆

That account of mine is gone for a week....tab tak k liye bhul jaaa us ko jaise anupamaa baa ki saari galtiyaa bhul jaati hai😃

Ps this shayari🥺🥺tujhe english Hindi Urdu sab aata hai kya....mujhe bhi chahiye ye wala telent😆

I liked you buzzzzing around!

Originally posted by: Km181

Wow..no words...love love love it

Actually it laugh laugh laugh as I read 😂😂😂

Each section i read and feel wow this is best, I will quote it in my comment.

Then next comes and am confused which one to quote.

Fab work, hats off. 👏👏👏

Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it 🤗

Great!! Darling Dave..only time she's likeable is through your pen👌