SP Buzz and Times vol.37 jokes/songs

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jiji is shocked. kaksa the asks khsitij to run the cd. where jiji is thretening kakisa. urvashi is shocked and tries to defend and blames brijesh and Tara. Nahar tries to get closer to hurt jiji. Bhabho stops her. Dheer tells her she murdered his wife she is shame to be called a mother. Jiji gets angry at sal saying if you had not come as chirmi I will successful in my pan and picks up burning stick to hurt sal. nahar throws it away and sal hits her . Police take her away. They come home and decide to take family picture , dheer says they should include kshtij. Kshitij refuse to come and about to leave them after visiting his mom kakisa. But kakasa stops him and hugs him. They come home happy and decides to have pooja and name the baby. Kshtij is suppose to name the baby. But he comes home drunk. kakasa hits him. saloni names the baby aditya. Shubhra tells saloni about gajpratap and padma's relation and how un happy she is. Brijesh asks kakasa to forgive KTJ and sal promise to change him. Sal goes with KTJ to padma where they have argument over Gajpratapsingh. Sal apologize as KTJ gets angry. sal then goes to Gajji where she convince him not to give up on padam and kumjan. GJPS takes sal to the person he is taking care of and teh cause of padma's anger. Sal meets Shyama GPS's friend who is hospitalized for 30 years adn holding a picture of the person who left her. The icture is of none other than young Narpat.

Saloni tells Nahar to smile or else there child will be rotalu (cry baby) and Nahar smiles

21st Apr. https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/923936

22nd Apr. https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/924937

23rd Apr. URL Not Available

24th Apr. URL Not Available

List 2 other shows in which Nahar, Saloni, Shubhara, kaveri ,Tara, Ambika and Brijesh acted or participated . It can be reality show or award show or serial. Saat phere does not count.

Pm the Answers to me by May 2nd . Subject: NL 37 contest. Enjoy.

Winners for NL 35 are newgal and jaanlover. congrates.

!!*Jokes*!!

The woman complains to her husband.

"The car has a flat tire" she told him. "Does it look like I have 'firestone' written on my head?" he replied. "Ugh" she walked outta the room. The next day when her husband walked in from work she said. "The dish washer not working" She told him. "Does it look like I have 'whirlpool' written on my forehead?" "Ugh" The next her husband came home and asked her. "How did u get this stuff done?" "The guy next door told me he'd fix them if I gave him a kiss or baked him a cake." "Oh what kinda cake did you bake him?" he asked her.

"Does it look like I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"

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Three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven after being judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! So you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge." Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon." St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari." A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and saw Sam sitting on the hood crying. "What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."

*!* Parody Songs *!*

Jiji

Raat andheri hai buza diye diye

aake mere paas koi ye kahe

Tum ho azad Saloni barbad

Kaveri

jahan mai jati hun saloni chali aati hai

chori chori sab barbaad kar jati hai

ye batao koi mujhse kaise dushmani

Kshitij

Mujhe mil gaya bahan aur peene ka

kaisi khushi leke ayi meri bhabhi

peene ka mujhe mil gaya bahana

Tara

Chanda hai tu mera suraj hai tu

adhviitiya meri ankho ka tara hai tu

Jiti thi bas mai tujhe dekhne

aa meri palko ka sapna hai tu

Tara to Adhvitiya

AAnchal me tujhe chupake

Bachalu buri nazaro se

dekha karun mai tujhko

chuma karun mai tujhko

~Thanks to all the written and video updaters~

Thanks to gk_09 for the active member siggy.

Thanks to Kruthi for making the SP times template, Labels and SP Dev Team Icon.

Do let us know how do you like this NL and how can we improve it

Wonderful post Di like always... 👏 👏
Great contest..I will send my answers soon.. 😊

I love the jokes and the songs..Great work 👏 👏
Mein aapse bahot baar kaha hai lekhin aaj phir se kehe rahi hai..I love your topics..Great work.. 👏 👏
Keep it up 😊

Originally posted by: jaanlover

Wonderful post Di like always... 👏 👏
Great contest..I will send my answers soon.. 😊

I love the jokes and the songs..Great work 👏 👏
Mein aapse bahot baar kaha hai lekhin aaj phir se kehe rahi hai..I love your topics..Great work.. 👏 👏
Keep it up 😊

thank you so much for appreciation. I put hours making this post despite having ready made labels. it really helps to know that you like it.

and that it is viewed by many.😊 whether they live comments or not.

Great Post.

Very well written, high standard and quality.

Congratualations to all the winners...

Personally I love the jokes 😉

Again I must mention I know it must take alot of work. Regardless of making labels it takes time and effort. It is a true labour of love.

Thanks again for taking the time. It is appreciated. I am not a creative person or as my mother says patient.

You must have both to create this. 👏

Gr8 NL as always.

Keep up the good work. 👏

Congrats to the winners and active members. 👏

goddddddddddd ramas...u r 2 gud 2 be "written" mannnn 👏 ...both the jokes wr awesome...sorry 4 not parcipating in the last contest (was dead busy)...n this 1 i hv nooooooooooooo clue :(...'ll w8 4 the next :)

Originally posted by: judyp

Great Post.

Very well written, high standard and quality.

Congratualations to all the winners...

Personally I love the jokes 😉

Again I must mention I know it must take alot of work. Regardless of making labels it takes time and effort. It is a true labour of love.

Thanks again for taking the time. It is appreciated. I am not a creative person or as my mother says patient.

You must have both to create this. 👏

Thank you so much for the complement. I think you shoulr try . You wrtie real well as far as I have seen your posts and comments. Patients comes with age, But in my opinion you are creative.😊

Originally posted by: arwax

Gr8 NL as always.

Keep up the good work. 👏

Congrats to the winners and active members. 👏

Thanks arwa. missing you in SP section. plz do visit more often.

Originally posted by: shopgirl1

goddddddddddd ramas...u r 2 gud 2 be "written" mannnn 👏 ...both the jokes wr awesome...sorry 4 not parcipating in the last contest (was dead busy)...n this 1 i hv nooooooooooooo clue :(...'ll w8 4 the next :)

I am glad you enjoyed. 😛 me too,😆

Thanks dear next NL will be posted by simran.

Originally posted by: ramas

Thank you so much for the complement. I think you shoulr try . You wrtie real well as far as I have seen your posts and comments. Patients comes with age, But in my opinion you are creative.😊

Ramas as much as I would like to agree I know myself and I am not the artistic type but maybe in time.

However, I like to give credit where it's due.

You are one talented lady...... 😉 😉

I also like the fact you are humble.

Take a bow you deserve it not only because you are talented but also you try to maintain standards and rituals that alot of people ignore. I see it in this post, the post on festivals etc....