dmg--how to..lessons

so guyzz everyday dmg gives us some invaluable pearl of wisdom...its taught me soo much....infact i'd go so far as saying its a collection of "how to episodes..."

how to make someone happy....
v all know da answer to dat one...infact i even tried it out....my ma was seeing some sad hindi movie...bahooing more tears than the heroine herself...well 2 weeks back i'd have given her a handkerchief ...this time i went da dmg way n gave her my bro's boxing gloves...n lo n behold...ganga jamuna rukk gayee....its a different matter dat she proceeded 2 use them...

n today well da promo shows us

how to sit on a bike...when a, my eyes r burning so hot guy's sittin infront...
NO u donot wave ur hands in the air n do a jiggy...u donot hold da back of da bike(innocent little me was gonna do dat😉).......u....wait 4 it.....drum roll....hold him TIGHT...purely in da interest of public safety ofcourse😉😉

tum logoo ne bhi kuch seekha ki bas vellapanti karte ho....😛

ek aur cheez bhi sikhaya fake smiles bhi real hote hain(when bi said usne balli ko harene ka baad m se muskuraya)anyone cud notice hw fake it was but i guess fake smiles are real
😆 ....gud teaching.....way to go dmg!!!!

Originally posted by: ammyfan_pragati

ek aur cheez bhi sikhaya fake smiles bhi real hote hain(when bi said usne balli ko harene ka baad m se muskuraya)anyone cud notice hw fake it was but i guess fake smiles are real
😆 ....gud teaching.....way to go dmg!!!!

sweety fake smile ko real banana bhi sikhaya hai....
bike pe charao phir zor se giraooo...bande ki tabiyat khush ho jayegi😉

Originally posted by: d101

sweety fake smile ko real banana bhi sikhaya hai....
bike pe charao phir zor se giraooo...bande ki tabiyat khush ho jayegi😉

i agree deepika di😆😆oohh one more thing ek insaan ko jitna bhi lag jaye u shudnt touch him cuz u broke up wid him/her..(ridz bike se geerti hai she gets hurt on d hand armaan was about to see but since he is no longer seeing her doesnt see her wounds)

hw was dat teaching?😆

ofcourse pragu me thinx dat comes under da chapter of "how to be a gr8 doctor...." chaahe kuch hoo jayye patient ko haath mat lagana...woh doctor hi kya jiske paas telepathic dwaai na ho...

Originally posted by: d101

ofcourse me thinx dat comes under da chapter of "how to be a gr8 doctor...." chaahe kuch hoo jayye patient ko haath mat lagana...woh doctor hi kya jiske paas telepathic dwaai na ho...

😆😆😆...telepathic dawaaiyan!!!😆....waah waah waah..gr8 ways of being a dr ka to list hai mere paas...sori actually book hai!!

😆
ohh godd!!! this is hilarious

Originally posted by: ammyfan_pragati

😆😆😆...telepathic dawaaiyan!!!😆....waah waah waah..gr8 ways of being a dr ka to list hai mere paas...sori actually book hai!!

gr8...i have a "how to turn ur boyfriend into a street fighter....no gym required" book wanna xchange😛😛

😆 😆 😆
waah waah deepu..btw..how to break the heart of 1 who loves you soo much....

and...
how to dress up to a hospi...

Originally posted by: geet

😆 😆 😆
waah waah deepu..btw..how to break the heart of 1 who loves you soo much....

and...
how to dress up to a hospi...

really like dat one...i think its right along side 😆😆😆
"how to disturb ALL patients with da payals chann chann..."section