fatejo -THE LOVE LETTERS - An inspiration from idols!
Fateh has finally realised that jasmin was an evil and selfish woman that he regretted deeply for falling in love with and now has started developing feelings for her older sibling instead who is also his precious wife tejo singh virk
Fateh thought to himself that being married to her was a blessing for him and decided to not waste time to express his feelings to her.
His babuji the love guru will definitely help him
Fateh immediately rushed to meet his grandpa at his room but babuji was busy witb some property papers and grandmother advised him to talk to him later as he is quite upset. There is a fraudster who wants to take over their properties in haryana and babuji is very much annoyed
The next morning grandfather and kushbeer left accompanied by amrik who wanted to visit a close friend residing in that state. Dadi felt lonely without her spouse and decided to visit some relatives nearby taking nimmo and gurpreet along.
Only fateh tejo and mahi was left behind. Mahi is young and childish so she wont be able to help him. Fateh thought to himself disappointedly and finally decided to consult buzo his good friend.
Little did he realise that his nightmare was about to begin as he was seeking advice from the very wrong person .
6 pm buzo 's residense
Buzo was a little worried when fateh consulted him and stated that tejo is intelligent educated and mature unlike the childish jasmin. So fateh should not give her gifts or those childish love letters as how he did for jasmin
In tejo's case they have to be more careful and more professional in their approach .
We write love letters but not the normal type of letters but more higher standard . Inspiration from historic idols
Buzo had higher scores in history and most subjects in school than fateh did so fateh gave his consensus and decided to leave his fate in buzo's hands
Buzo enquired fateh the definition of love to which fateh googled on his phone . Buzo denied that dictionary definition and stated that he has his own fabulous definition of love which would impress tejo . Fateh enquired excitedly to which buzo replied very proudly
The definition of love as according to buzo's dictionary
L - LUST
O - OF
V- VAGINAL
E - ENTERTAINMENT
LUST OF VAGINAL ENTERTAINMENT!
Fateh frowned as he was confused with the definition and he could only understand the V and nothing more. Buzo explained calmly that V is the main tag of the female and if u want to express ur love to her the best way is to impress her with the V signal
Fateh was still very confused and decided to just play along.
It was decided that the definition was to be written on the envelope of every letter
First letter
First inspiration - william shakespeare
Buzo stated tejo is a literature teacher so we impress her the shakespeare style. Fateh couldnt recall what he learnt in literature class but buzo recalled two words and that was thou and thee
Buzo explained those two literature words were good enough. Fateh asked for the meaning and the former replied confidently thou is you and thee is i. Fateh took out a writing pad and started to pen down
They didnt know how to start
Buzo stated literature language is flowerly type so we implement it that way.
Buzo started talking excitedly and fateh was writing
The first love letter - inspiration from william shakespeare
Thou is like a flower
Thou is a beautiful flower
Thou is a red beautiful flower
Thou is a red rose beautiful flower
Thou flower is sweet
Thou flower is sweet as honey
Thee is a butterfly
Thee is a colourful butterfly
Thee is a colourful butterfly who like thou honey
Thee waiting impatiently for thou honey
Pls give thee thou sweet honey
Fateh was still confused but buzo consoled him stating tejo is very wise. She will understand
11pm virks residense
After dinner Fateh left the letter covered in an envelope beside tejo ' s pillow and pretended to be fast asleep
Tejo walked into the bedroom saw the pink envelope written
Lust of vaginal entertainment
She was confused. Who put that letter there and thought to open and check
She smiled and looked at fateh after she read it and went to sleep
9am saturday morning
His eyes were wandering at the dining table waiting for breakfast to be served thinking how will she react. She must have read it. Tejo came smiling widely with a tray filled with lots of food and tea
Tejo smiling : Peth barkey khana ok
Fateh happy; ok
She accepted my love . Yehh
As soon as he completed his breakfast tejo invited him to the garden. He was excited it will be a first date in the garden. Mahi went to watch movie with friends so no disturbance . Can do lots of wonderful things behind those trees in the garden . Fateh was getting impatient
To his surprise she smiled and said
Fateh agar gardening karney ka itna dil tha toh seeda seeda bol dete yun letter likhney ki kya zarorat thi
Fateh frowned
She didnt understand the content and thought he wanted to do some gardening work
Tejo instructed him to clean the garden and water all the plants as well as put some fertiliser to keep them healthy
She left to work in the kitchen
Fateh was irritated and rang buzo who advised everything is fair in love and love letters. Dont give up
Will try till succeed
Fateh was motivated and went to work happily in the garden for three hours
Made sure it looked beautiful to impress tejo and to receive compliments. After all he needs to win her heart
Tejo was delighted and fateh had a fabulous lunch treat
6pm buzo residense
Both sat thinking what to write next
Buzo came up with the next idol
Mahatma ghandi !
who always says handle things in a calm way
SHANTI
Buzo started talking and fateh wrote accordingly
The second love letter - inspiration from mahatma gandhi
Today the weather is sunny but calm
The sun is like anger and the night cools it down
Shanti!
The miracle of the heart
That beats to the rhythm of meditation
To console our heartiest desires for our beloved life partners .
Tejo u are the beat of my heart
Om shanti !
11pm virks residense
Fateh pretended to be fast asleep as tejo walked into the room and saw the second letter near her pillow. Very very puzzled
Why is he writing letters . She thought to herself
The same written on the envelope
Lust of vaginal entertainment!
She smiled after she read the content
10am sunday morning
She didnt utter a single word since morning but just kept smiling to which he was glad. This time she understood
He had a wonderful breakfast prepared by her
11am
A yoga teacher walked into virks residence and tejo introduced him to fateh that from now on he will be coaching fateh for yoga classes since he wanted shanti
Tejo smiling . Agar shanti hi chahiyeh thi toh bol dete na letter likhney ki kya zarurat thi
Fateh annoyed and thought to himself
Arey shanti nehin chahiyeh tejo chahiyeh !
Is kambakt ko kab mere dil ki baat samaj mey ayegi !
He had no choice since the instructor was already present and mahi was eager to join as well
It was decided every evenings 4 to 5 pm fateh and mahi to join yoga for meditation at a yoga centre nearby
He obeyed just to impress her but deep inside he was frustrated as she couldnt understand his approach
6pm at a bar near buzo's residense
Both decided to consume a little alcohol to think better
Buzo had an idea finally after 15 mins of thinking
Next idols - adolf hitler and karl marx
Hitler was a symbol of dictator and karl marx communism
The opposite of mahatma gandhi
Buzo explained write a little more aggressive and demanding style
The third love letter- inspiration from adolf hitler and karl marx
I fateh singh virk is the lion of punjab
Beware of my claws you offenders
I am fire and my whole punjab lights with it
I am the crop fields
And the rivers that flows within
I am full of desires for all especially my sweet wife
Tejo singh virk
Who is my pillar of strength
My motivation
11pm virks residence
Pretended to fall sleep as she walked into the bedroom
One more letter!
She was puzzled
The same written on the envelope
Lust of vaginal entertainment!
She smiled and looked towards him
7 am monday
He had a big favourite breakfast of the day
She smiled as she sat in front of him munching her aloo ka parotha
8am university campus
He dropped her at the entrance gate. She smiled sweetly and waved as she walked towards her classroom
His eyes still set on her . Now she understood
Delighted he called buzo
It worked !
11am virks residence
Door bell
Mahi was at her friend's place so he opened it
Kushbeer's secretary greeted him happily and said
ur wife called to say u intend to join the next punjab elections!
Fateh frowned but he had no choice as he still needed to impress her
He filled up the candidate form and was instructed to join some social activities for the next few days
For three days morning to evenings fateh was busy with NGO work in neighbouring villages
He was exhausted
6pm friday at a bar near buzo's residence
Both disappointed. Tried everything but didnt work
Buzo decided one more final try but fateh frowned
Fateh hesitated and stated
Seeda i love u bol deta hun!
Buzo nervous
Agar unko direct nehin acha lega toh!
Aur apna saman pack kar key cheli geyi toh!
Fateh frustrated
Toh toh toh !
Toh kya karun!
Buzo advised him not to give up and try at least one more time and further decided this time to play the sympathy card
The next idol - covid 19
Fateh was shocked and stated its a disease not an idol
Buzo the super intelligent replied that it belongs in the idol category as it is worldwide famous
The third love letter - an inpiration from covid 19
An itch in my nose
An itch in my throat
Small tiny bugs in my lungs
Flying to my heart
My heart needs help
The bugs are destroying it
Only u can help me tejo
Pls save my heart
It really needs u
11pm virks residense
She walked into the bedroom and saw the fourth letter
Puzzled.
He pretended to be sleeping
The same envelope
Lust of vaginal antertainment!
11.30 pm virks residence
Sirens of an ambulance at the front gate
Fateh singh virk was admitted and tested for covid 19
Results negative
Advised to be quarantined for a week in his room
It was horrrible as he was bored to death
In the jail!
Two days after the quarantine period completed
10am
She left for work early and took a lift from a colleague as he woke up late
He had sleepless nites and was upset that she just couldnt understand his feelings
11am
After breakfast he sat at the porch enjoying the sunlight when mahi walked up to him smiling and handed over a piece of a letter with punjab government stamp duty on the white envelope
He was annoyed as it was from the election party but was shocked to see its contain
I love u fateh !
Tejo
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