The Ultimate TV Geek Challenge (Annoucement pg 104) - Page 70

Originally posted by: Starry_Love

EXplaining an Ekta Kapoor Serial as a comic relief of any shows but do not use the leads.

Task provided by _._ Shibani_'_

UN-RESERVE:

The Kidnapping Saga of Kumkum Bhagya

Hello, Bonjour, Hola

I am Rajnath Goenka, the multi millionaire and owner of Goekna industries, the boss, the CEO of my company. Well except that its not the same at home.

Expect that at home, its a different equation, At home, its my wife Sakshi Goenka. She is lovely and all and I do everything as she says, I am the ideal husband after-all. I have to listen.

I can bare anything, I do not mind not being the boss at home...But one thing I cannot tolerate and something my wife loves is Kumkum bhagya.

Whoever came up with that show? Like why?

It destroys one's brain cells.

You see I am a cunning man myself and love a good villain but this one makes me want to rip my hair out (if I had any that is).

First off, let me introduce to you some characters:

Starting off with Ms Pragya Arora.

She just like princess Arora, needs to be rescued from dungeons and castles, Well expect dungeons and castles, we have the horse stables, the jungles, the huts, broken down building, you name it. She is one who loves to get herself in trouble. Like...

Who the heck gets themselves into trouble like that? Like why? She needs to be constantly rescued.

She keeps falling into traps, like she sees it and she must be like what happens if I go there, let me try it.

Here she is, the superwoman🤣

Dabang che!

(I think she knows every bhootiya haweli too and every location)

She tries to be Ms Superwoman but constantly fails on every occasions. Like she even is out smarted by Tanu-shree the villain that puts us ultimate villain to shame, like what? She keeps using that stupid pregnancy excuse for 3-4 years and she has no bump, like what sorceress is that?

"Oh the things I have to tolerate."

"What did you say Rajnath?" What were you talking about?"

Oh erm Saakshi nothing, nothing in particular..

"Are you sure Rajnath?" Your sweating...You sound nervous...Do you want me to kick you out of the bedroom again?"

Oh no Sakshi, its nothing...I was just talking to myself...😆

Oh okay...

***

Phew that was a close one..

Anyway where was I? Oh Yes Tanu, like how can she be pregnant for that long? Is she like having several babies? Is she like giving birth to dinosaur or some mysterious being?😳

And then we have Pragya who keeps falling for these bullshit, like girl, I mean c'mon, use your head like itne saal tak kaun pregnant hota hai?

Aur yeh aurat har baat abhi se chupati hai...Me toh aapni biwi se kuch nahi chupata...chupana bhi nahi chaaiye🤣

And yeh aurat asse kurafati karti hai...haaye daaiya mera saar dhuk raha hai..

Kitna chilaati hai har biwi ke tarah.

"EXCUSE ME RAJNATH?"

"Sorry Sakshi, not you🤣"

Okay moving on again...#safe twice😎🤣

Isske baad aati hai Abhishek prem Mehra

The guy who can be fooled easily. Aapne aap ko Rockstar kehta hai lekin kabhi aache se jana bhi gaya hai? Har baar ghar pe hi hota hai, jigs hai ki nahi?

Aur yeh tanu ke peeche kyun bhag tah rehta hai? Ghar pe biwi hai..

Yeh bhi na..maar khayega ek din biwi se..

Yeh toh puri show mein chila chila ke baat karta hai..

bina baje ghar se nikal phek karna isska janam sidh adhikaar hai

Yeh saab ko believe karta hai siwae aapne biwi ke🤓

Aur isska bechara dost poorav

Bechara 😭 aapne pehele pyaar ko kho diya aur phir dussri bhi and shaadi bhi toh kisse huyi..😭

*Chan se jo toote koi saapna*

*Jag suna suna lage re*

Pehele bulbul ko khodiya usske baad disha... Yeh toh na ghar ka raha na ghaat ka...

***Aur yeh Abhi bhai saab, doh doh laadkiya peeche pare hai isske..moj hai bhai inke toh.

Aur hume dhekyo..

Na ghar ka na ghaat ka..

Maybe office ka🤣

Oh and we have the unbelievably unbaptised Dadi too

An unbelievably sweet lady, pragya ki bhakti 🤣

Also Aliya baby bhi hai jo pragya ke peeche pad ti rehti hai aur chilati rehti hai...mere kaan phate hai isski chilane se...😳

Isska problem kya hai hai pragya se? Kahin jalan toh nahi?🤣

Hosakta hai...jalan hoon

chaalo aaj ke liye itna hi

aur hum se nahi jheli jaati

aur dheka toh mera kaan bhaat jayega phir mein aapni sakshi ki baat kese sununga hai?

🤣

chalo namaskaar

aap bhi jaaye aapne ghar.

PS I am really sorry if this is shit😳 I tried my best....

I have given same description for Sheryln like you did for Tanu and we both with our love Bhagya series🤣 Read mine too 😆

Also Sakshi Goenka watching KKB is hilarious and using RG as comic relief is too damn good🤣

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

For Shiri

😳

Thank you so much Di ☺️

Originally posted by: _._shibani_._

MJ ke ho bhi sakte hai, woh toh serial jaldi khatam ho gayi, nahi toh that was the true story🤣 I hacked into their typewriters and found out🤣

Did you read the task which you gave me😆

I want your reviews on it🤣

WildestDreams

Leenaaa

Sonatia

Congratulations Ladies

Your entry is mind-blowing

Loved it❤️

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

Look what you made me do😳

HateSober

ShiriFictionPen

MsChanadlerBong

Mannmohanaa

Speechless

Originally posted by: TeluguChokri

🤣 They should hire you as CV 🤣

Did you read the task which you gave me😆

I want your reviews on it🤣

I read, but I wasnt sure whether I should review it or not because of the marks, abhi phirse padhke quote karti hoon🤣

Originally posted by: Alexia_Wilson

Damn Zeal that synopsis was cool

Also here it is something which was not submitted..

Trailer:

https://i.imgur.com/vUtxsds.gif

Originally posted by: TeluguChokri

I know Shibu you asked me not to use leads but I could resist Rohit Sippy so 🤣

Here is the task--

Hi I am Rohit Sippy and I am Heart Surgeon, which yeh Tv waale samaj the nahi aur Doctor doctor kehte hai including my wife Sonakshi🤣

Kuch din se meri wife ke wajah se mujhe ek tv show jehlna pad raha hai 🤣 Name is "Kundali Bhagya", yeh show naam hota hai. What is this Kundali , meri biwi ke serial se bhi takkar ka hai yeh 🤣

So hero is Karan Luthra jiske do specific cheeze hai

1) Haar jagah I am Karan Luthra jaap laga rehta hai iska even if no one is interested 🤣

2) Bhai yeh konsa Yeda hai who calls himself Cricketer but never saw him playing on field 😆

Jai ho Kahaani Parvati ki

The whole thing is so funny🤣 I had watched teh epi where he watches a serial with hsi maid and legit has a heartattack seeing the TV lead revive a patient🤣

The last line steals teh show though😎

Originally posted by: Alexia_Wilson

Damn Zeal that synopsis was cool

Originally posted by: _._shibani_._

The whole thing is so funny🤣 I had watched teh epi where he watches a serial with hsi maid and legit has a heartattack seeing the TV lead revive a patient🤣

The last line steals teh show though😎

Kya show that aur shaadi ke baad kya bana diya usse