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Posted: 18 years ago
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If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...

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Posted: 18 years ago
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🤣 😆 😆 ur too funny ! hehehe old wrinkled but...... 😆
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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 😆 Bill Gates!!?? 😆
Posted: 17 years ago
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and if i get shouted for not doing my Homework... guess who i blame? I-F ofcoursE! 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: sonia_dmg

and if i get shouted for not doing my Homework... guess who i blame? I-F ofcoursE! 😆

haahaha, i agree wid yu sonia.. 😳

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: sonia_dmg

and if i get shouted for not doing my Homework... guess who i blame? I-F ofcoursE! 😆

🤣...same here!

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: sonia_dmg

and if i get shouted for not doing my Homework... guess who i blame? I-F ofcoursE! 😆


absolutely😆😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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if i get yelled at being late to work .... Guess who or what i am going to blame?


All the televison production house after that IF 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: sonia_dmg

and if i get shouted for not doing my Homework... guess who i blame? I-F ofcoursE! 😆



totally agree wid u sonia😆😆😆

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