This was epically hilarious!π€£π€£ Loved the innovative ideas of being Reporters and your idiosyncrasies ..ππ special guests and their special views deserve much praise too .. missed being with you all over the weekend but thank you ladies for this amazing writing.. It made my day .. ππOriginally posted by: Onyourface
GHODI KAHA PAHUCHI
Contributed by uru Anu aku Zara Deepika
Reporter Anu at airport:
Next week hoga very interesting dooston, kyu ki shaadi mein tho Kunal ke band bajega who aalag, band kese bajega...yhe hai sawal......Dosstoon, Taaza samachaaron mein pata chala hai ki Abhir goodi par Airport ke liye nikal gaya hai
......bina mummy ke permission ke........ yhe baath uski maa dark Kaajal scamster Meenu ko shyad pata nahi .......Khufiya sutron bata hai ki who apne bete kunal ko BHAGODA DUHLAAA banana ki koosish mein hai meenakshi raajvansh
..........Kya abhir ko Ghode pe Mishti Mishti bina kurta phade chilate dekh meenu hogi behosh, ya phir khodegi apne actual hosh?
...Kunal bhi hai supaaak tensed, kyu ki uski ghodi bhi hai missing, par twist yhe hai dosston ki who ghodi chadna bhi nahi chahata.....isisliye uncontrolled puppy ki tarah who gaya bhag............abh kya hoga iss vichitr family mein...dekenge hummmm log
Kunal tho gaya daabaar man ki tara bhaag...
abhir ke maan mein uthi ek aag
usne meenu ke munne par dala challenge ka chain
kunal the daabar man ko abh pata chalega marriage and meenu ko handle karne ka pain
Reporter aku at mahs house:...Haha... Meenu will be like "Hey Ambe Maa, yeh kya ho gaya..Kunal ko vapas lana padega. Mishti mere bete ko cheen legi."
...But Aiber will ride his ghodi to the airpirt...Meenu ko yeh pata chalna chahiye...lol she'll get a heart attack wondering if Abir really took off with Mishti to Mumbai
Studio reporter uru:Doston saval toh yeh bhi hai k Abir pehle Kahan jayega....Kunal Ko dhundhne ya airport......Munna Ko kya karegi Meenu shaadi karne pe majboor....Mishti ka degi Abir Ko magic karne ka return gift....bane Rahiye hamare saath...Satark rahe savdhaan rahe.....narso tak....Ek taraf hai Kunal bhaga...Abir uski godi ko le Gaya....Jugnu ne Abir Ko letter diya....Parul ne Raaz khol diya........Ab kya hoga ....jaane k liye baane rahiye hamare saath....
Nation wants to know...let's debate...!
Studio reporter uru: Doston is waqt hamari reporter cool airport k bahar khadi hai...cool kya situation h vaha...Ghodi kab pochegi?
Reporter aku:Hello hello hello...Uru ji aap mujhe sun sakte hai?
Reporter Uru:Doston dusri reporter aayi hai socio...bataiye socio...aap live ho...kaisa mahol hai vahan
Reporter aku:Mai yaha Maheshwari house ke bahar khadi hoon. Yaha ka mahoul gambhir hai...Dulhan Kuhu badi hi chintit sthithi mein hai. Unka parivaar dulhe ki unupasthithi ko chupane ki koshish kar rahe hai. Dekhte rahiye...main aku cameraman Ramesh ke saath Aajtak Kaltak Jabtak
Reporter Anu:Latest report mein ..hum airport par waiting hi kar rahe hai....par pata chala hai ki abhir aur ghodi traffic mein phase hai
...... mere ekdum dhasoooo resource ke anusaar......abhir ekdum jhakass style mein entry marenge aur mishit ko rook lenge.........
abhi, right now, meiri ek eyes mishit par hai..who apna ticket dikha kar airport mein enter kar chuki hai
........aur abhir ki friend Halie bhi ghar se nikal chuki hai......ground report ke saath kuch time baad phir aaugi
...Reporter Aku
.......mein aap ke saath contact mein rahoongi........jese hi abhir back door se ghodi lekar bhaag jaye, ya.....achaanak groom ki ghodi gaayab hojaye tho humein turaant bata dijiye ga.....
Reporter Uru:aku camera main dikh Raha hai....kuhu make up ki dukan akele mandap pe bethi hai ....Aisa kyu....sunne main aaya hai dulhe ka bada bhai godi leke bhaag Gaya...Kahi use kuhu se to shaadi nahi karni thi..... dhokebaaz bhai....Dhyan se dekhiye dosto.....
Reporter aku:.Ji Uru ben... yaha ke mehmaano ka bhi yehi kehna hai.....Yaha Dulhe ki behen ki ex samdhaan padhar chuki hai... ayiye dekhte hai Mrs Parekh ka iss baat par kya kehna hai..Mrs Parekh...Aaj jo dulha Kunal bhaag chuka hai iske baare mein aapki kya raay hai? Kya uska bada bhai Dulhaan se prem karta hai?
Mrs Parekh: haa yeh Maheshwaris aur rajvanshs Ko shaadi nahi karni hai shaadi shaadi khelna hai bas....sach main Abir Ghodi leke kuhu se hi shaadi karne aa Raha hai...aisa nahi hua na to me puri Zindagi ek eyebrow niche aur ek eyebrow upar kar k baat krungi ...aise π€¨
Reporter aku:Reporter cool reporter COOL REPORTER COOLBREAKING NEWS from RJ house....Humare cameraman ne ek video clip li hai... kaale kapde mein ek lambe baal wale aadmi ne ghodi chadke dulhe ki ghodi chura li.. Dhyan se dekhiye iss aadmi ko...Dhyan se....
Reporter Anu:Hailaaaaaa Ahir nikaal gaya
...Aaaaa...Mera matlab hai.......Thanks for the update Reporter Aku
......mein apni aanken phadke intazaar karoongi
..oopsss I mean....hamara camera man ko meine high aleart pe daal diya hai ........... iss airport diraame ke baad hoga assli daarama Aku ji......tho app hamare saath bani rahiye ga....camera man change and mangu ke saath.....mein... Intazaar karungi abhir ka
..mera matlab.....mein Anu.....Kaal tak, parsoontak ,lekin kabtak ke liye
Reporter uru:Anu kya baat hai....bohot khabar laayi tum....Kya lagta hai tumhe....Abir time pe pahuch payega....?.....Google maps dekho... traffic kaisa hai city main....Cool udhar hi khadi Rehna.....hilna maat...jab tak hai Jaan...Mishti ne boarding pass le Liya piche camera main dikh Raha hai.....lambe Valon vala aadmi kab ayega?
Reporter Anu:Mere fellow reporter Aku ne abhi abhi khabar di hai ki Abhir maheshwari mansion se nikal chukka hai.....
.....weather bhi clear dik rahi hai.....aur mere google maps ke anusaar traffic bhi thik thak hai.....tho Googal maps mujhe yhe bataraha hai..ki ghode ki speed ke anusaar Abhir abh 20 mins mein pohonch jaayenge.........mere camera man change mangu gate pe camera gadaaye khade hain...........Ground report milti rahegi.....
Reporter Uru:Doston we have with us the world famous mishbir scenes analyst Zara...who is well known for her symbolism detection....Throw some light Zara on the issue
Zara: That's such a big compliment...I am dying to know what's in that letter but I think maybe Mish does tell him in short words "Tumhari Maa churail hain and please un say kaho thoda kam kajal istemaal karay"
and than Abir confronts Parul.....And than Abir be like to Parul Maasi " Maasi Mishti ko Maa ki asliyat kaisay pata chali. Kya Kia hain Maa nay Misthi kay saath......Symbolismtoh aik hi hain. ....Kabi kabi kuch larkiyan bachpan main kahani sun kar apnay prince charming ka wait karti rehti hain. Jab badhi hoti hain toh pata chalta hain kay yay sab toh kahniyon main hota hain asal zindagi par koi insaan safed ghoday par baith kar nahi aha ta. Dimag ka dil par zor chalnay lagta hain. Par phir aik din jab un ko ummed bhi nahi hoti sahi mohabaat un larkiyon ko apnay rang main rang dayti hain. Aur jab pyar socha ho toh dil ko dil say raha hoti hain phir umeed hoti hain kay koi insaan safed ghoday par zaroor ahayay ga. Aur dil ki dunya main aksar khawab puray hotay haij...aisayMisthi kay ho gay.
Reporter Uru: is baat pe taaliyaan everyone.... !
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Reporter Anu:Aye hailaaaaaaa......Airport se nikal ke yhe bandi Mandap kaab pohonchi be Changu Mangu
..Sorry dosston, lagta hai hamare camera men changu mangu break pe hai
....isiliye yhe breaking news nahi de paye ki Mishti in future bohoth jaldi airport se nikal kar, dress bhi change karke.....aurrr...aur...yhe kya
...Abhir ka diya huaa gift bhi pehen kar madndap pohonch gayi hai......Abh aane ke baad Changu Mangu ka brain break karna padega
.....Anyway..mein abhi bhi Airport pe kahdi hunnn....Ghode aur Abhir ka wait karahi hunnnn.....Mishti BTW check in kar chuki hai.......Ground report milti rahegi appko
Reporter uru:Dosto studio main entry Mari hai world famous freaku theories k liye.....aaie ...bataiye hamare viewers Ko....kya sochti hai aap shaadi k baare main...kiski hogi ...Kyun hogi ..kaise hogi
Deepika: Mera koi freaku theory nahi hai apart from bride swap
Rahi baat KuKu ki, I really don't care but I hope shaadi ho jaaye taaki we are saved from another Kunal shaadi track and most importantly, future bride swap predictions
Reporter Uru:Thank you Apne vichar hamse share karne k liye.... dekhiye kitni clear hai deepika. Ji Apne thoughts. Ko leke...sikhiye kuch inse....
Reporter aku:Mere fellow reporter Aku ne abhi abhi khabar di hai ki Abhir maheshwari mansion se nikal chukka hai.....
.....weather bhi clear dik rahi hai.....aur mere google maps ke anusaar traffic bhi thik thak hai.....tho Googal maps mujhe yhe bataraha hai..ki ghode ki speed ke anusaar Abhir abh 20 mins mein pohonch jaayenge.........mere camera man change mangu gate pe camera gadaaye khade hain...........Ground report milti rahegi.....
Reporter uru:Dekha doston....ab mahol thoda better lag raha. Hai....jaise cool ne bataya...gabhra ne vali baat nahi hai...Filhaal rukte hai break k liye....Chain se Sona hai to jaaag jaie....!
Reporter Anu:Mein yahaan wait kar rahi hun..aur who lambe baal wala wahaan pohonch gaya
......issko kehete hai Horse power age..
..jiske saam ne jet age bhi pani kaam chai hai
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BREAKING NEWS
.....Abhi Abhi camera man Changu ne Abhir ko airport enter karte hueee camere mein pakda
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Reporter Uru:Lo aaa gayaaaaaaa.....tumhare piche dekho....camera pe aa Gaya....safed Ghodi...peπ
Celebration time at the studio!
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......bina mummy ke permission ke........ yhe baath uski maa dark Kaajal scamster Meenu ko shyad pata nahi .......Khufiya sutron bata hai ki who apne bete kunal ko BHAGODA DUHLAAA banana ki koosish mein hai meenakshi raajvansh
..........Kya abhir ko Ghode pe Mishti Mishti bina kurta phade chilate dekh meenu hogi behosh, ya phir khodegi apne actual hosh?
...Kunal bhi hai supaaak tensed, kyu ki uski ghodi bhi hai missing, par twist yhe hai dosston ki who ghodi chadna bhi nahi chahata.....isisliye uncontrolled puppy ki tarah who gaya bhag............abh kya hoga iss vichitr family mein...dekenge hummmm log
...... mere ekdum dhasoooo resource ke anusaar......abhir ekdum jhakass style mein entry marenge aur mishit ko rook lenge.........
........aur abhir ki friend Halie bhi ghar se nikal chuki hai......ground report ke saath kuch time baad phir aaugi
...Aaaaa...Mera matlab hai.......Thanks for the update Reporter Aku
..oopsss I mean....hamara camera man ko meine high aleart pe daal diya hai ........... iss airport diraame ke baad hoga assli daarama Aku ji......tho app hamare saath bani rahiye ga....camera man change and mangu ke saath.....mein... Intazaar karungi abhir ka
....isiliye yhe breaking news nahi de paye ki Mishti in future bohoth jaldi airport se nikal kar, dress bhi change karke.....aurrr...aur...yhe kya
i really wonder how you guys get such ideas...