Wonderful post.

About Episode:
~Kyu episode mein Akshan kam tha, is baat ka hum gam manayein,
Buaji se Dayan ki band bajta dekh, jo vadya- yantra mile hum toh wo bajayein.
Just Nacho...,
About Buaji:
~ Kya tevar hai Dikhaya, kya usko hai Sunaya,
Usse itna daraya, aur Dayan ka kya Band Bajaya
Dil garden- garden ho gya...
About Durga:
~Saas-Sasur ki Chupkar baate sunna chod, Apne Pati par dhyan de,
Ghar ki ho sabse badi bahu, kam-se kam badon ko toh samman de.
Tameez naam ki cheez nahi hain...
~Ab jab buddhi hi ho gayi bhrast, toh koi tujhe kya samjhaye,
Sahi baat ko bhi jante hue, tune hi hai galat ki aor kadam badhaye.
Ab kuch nahi ho sakta tera...
~Kyu samajti ho khud to itna bada aur hoshiyaar,
Samne wale bhi, nahi kuch kam, isliye har baaji jaati ho haar.
Lagi raho,More bezzatti to come..
~Ek toh musibat ko khud hi nyota (invite) de apne paas bulaya,
Jab musibat ne tujhe prakoop dikhaya, toh ilzaam dusro par lagaya.
Jab boya ped babool ka, toh aam kaha te khaye...
~ Jab apne aamras banane ke talent par itna hi tha doubt,
Toh kyu nahi kar liya, challenge se pehle hi backout?
Hain na bolo- bolo.....
About Akshan:
~Aaj toh chammach ne bhi apna muh khola, aur Jindal Saab se yeh bola,
Romance farmate waqt, apne OCD nature se parhez karo thoda.
Sedhi Baat, no Bakwaas...
~Jab biwi ko khilane hi the pyaar see aam,
Toh apne haathon se khila, kr lete pure dil ke armaan
Aap lakh chupao Pyaar magar, duniya ko pata chal jayega...
•>Hamara Jawab:
Spoon aur fork se aam khana hame na bhaye,
Jab kabhi ghar aam laye, chaku se kaat, hathon se hi khaye.
Very few times for small peices use fork in home. Only in parties or outside I used to eat it with spoon or fork when served as fruit salad.