Okieee..FIRST of all, I AM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH MY MED. SCHOOL APPLICATIONS!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyy Siddddddddd!!! 😆 SECOND, AWWWWWWWWWWWW I loweddd today's episode. Happie D.Wally to all of us, because I actually enjoyed watching JJKN! 😉 Here we go..
1) FALLEN FLOWERS: Number one, the opening scene of tonight's episode had a centerpiece of colorful flowers & candles. I was absolutely a fan of those. HOWEVER, the POOR bouquet of flowers that my Dimpie was holding! Honestly, it seems that anytime that man has flowers in his hand, they're destined to an untimely death! 😆 Who knows what happened to the V-Day flowers, the yellow roses went bye-bye, & now these 2 bouquets just *PLOPPED!* on That Chick's arrival. Methinks that Wally & flowers don't mix. 😕
2) GREEN M.A.S.: HALLELUJAH for an episode FILLED with a jealous Mindless Ass! 👏 I loved EVERY moment that she looked like this guy--->🤢 To think, that she was jealous of the SAME chashmish chuhiya (G-D EXCUSE THE SPELLING! To this day, I have NO CLUE what that 2nd word is! 😕) that she mocked so maliciously in the past. The same person who was known as the ugliest person ever is now being touted on being beautiful. How does it feel, Assy? Aap ko kaisa laga? 😳 Heehee..that jealousy was really nice..although an even BETTER moment was during the JandA dance. If looks could kill, JandA would be a pile of ash on the floor @ that point. Hey, whatever Mollie, do what you gotta do..but even if they're a pile of ash together, they're still just that..TOGETHER. 😛 Even during the handshake, Mollie almost imploded! 😆 I just don't understand though, if Mindless SEES this happening, WHY would she even invite That Chick to the party? You're an idiot, through & through Assy. Yay for you. 👏
3) JandA JOY: Haahaa..it's going to be LAST! 😈
4) Anyone else notice that Raj Vasant did the dialogues again today? I wonder where Rreekkhhaa Mmooddii went..perhaps back to Mr. Jumaani to add or subtract a few more letters considering her script just ain't flyin' with ANYONE. I must say though, I kind of miss SOME of her dialogues..the writing was really eloquent..but @ least now, there's less R.A.T.! 😃 Honestly, excessive R.A.T. + long-winded, complicated dialogues = 😕 Sid. But hey Rreekkhhss, this time ask Mr. Jumaani to shorten your name! Add any more letters & it could be an entry for an international spelling bee! 🤢
5) Hmmm..WHY would my Dimpie pop a bottle of bubbly and then give it to Heartless Witch? I'm sorry, isn't she preggie? Tsk tsk Mollie..you might just slip in more ways than one if you can't control your alky. Remember what J. Bedi did to you last time with your wine OD? 😆
6) NOBS (CC) NOTE: I think my Dimps got a miniature dye job done..his hair looked a bit lighter today..& no wayyy am I complaining! I'm just waiting for someone to upload the NB episode from today so I can have some extra D.A.T. YUMMMMMMIEEEEEEE. 😉
7) Yet ANOTHER episode minus W.S.L. Oh man, I don't know whether to be ECSTATIC or TERRIFIED. I swear guys, this is not paranoia, but that W.S.L. is planning some BIG comeback! Who knows, maybe the next time we have to hear her, we may have to see her too! Coool..maybe it'll be Vandana..lol, @ least that way she'll get to open her mouth & the woman will have @ least HALF earned her place in Mid-Day's Diary! 😆
8) The "HEY HEYS" were back today!!! Only they were in electic guitar form..lol, hey, who knew that Dimples went rockstar on us? Must be that BOB member influence..😉
9) WHAT is with this permanent fixture around That Chick AND Mona's neck!? That stoooopid plastic cubic zirconia necklace is getting more airtime than SNOBeroi Senior..hmmm..actually, my bad, that's a good thing. 😃 In any case, it's all fine & dandy if your Superboyfriend has given that to you in real life (Sorry Aabs & JK!), but can you PUH-LEASE keep it off the show!? It's bad enough that we have to see the man. 😕 I wonder if bad neck ornamentation rubs off in relationships..although..@ least Wally/Mona put it on the right way. 😉 😆
10) Those actors who were hired to talk smack about Karishma (the fashion house..unfortunately, not the child..lol..😛) were TERRIBLE! They deserve the ANTI-Emmy! Please stop hiring family to do the roles just because you know they'll do it for free! 🤢 They sounded like they had just relieved themselves & were having a nice long laugh & chat about it. "Hey! I FINALLY just pooed." "Really yaar?!? What a coincidence! Me too!" 😕
11) Speaking of those guys, whoever watched the episode again tonight (and I just KNOW that's going to be a lot of you JandA fans..😉), check out Motor Mouth in the back as the Karishma Kharacters are babbling. Lol..he seems to be left out of the "Just Relieved" club as he has the PERFECT PC Constipation Face on..they should win awards for perfecting that look to a tee! 😆
12) NOBS (CC) Award for the evening goes to Rakshanda. Sorrie my Jas, look like we disagree on this one. I actually liked the color & cut of her outfit. Granted, the Mandarin collar is really dated, but I felt that if she HAD to wear it, Rakshanda pulled it of with class & elan. Then again, she pulls of mostly all of her clothes like that. I did personally feel that the shoulder-grazing earrings were too long, but otherwise, yay for you, RK! 👏
13) WHATTT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE DIRECTORS??? How could you POSSIBLY have that mooch man with the oily hair have a whole freaking conversation with my Dimps on how he had heard that Gulmohur would be nothing without WackO Wally, babble on & on, & then go off to Piano Man??? Going to Piano Man is whatever, fine, but asking him to be introduced to his wife..BEING introduced to his wife WackO Wally..and NOT realizing it & recognizing her??? Man, actor ho to aisa! He did the best job in being convincing..😕 Give us a break, man..we're NOT a stupid audience..okay, I'm lying, we are..we're still watching this show. 😆
14) <SIGH> My poor Puru..the only time I EVER get to see him is when I hear "Made pure. Made fresh. Made here." And then I look up to see him in his little bootie shorts jogging with his posse & having the Shamiana chick try to flirt with the geriatrics. 😕 Bring back the cast, PLEASE OH PLEASE, look what they have had to stoop to!!! 😭
15) Another directional idiocy..I mean, I know I shouldn't count those or else I'd be here for my lifetime, but here's one more. WHO, in their RIGHT MIND, would be @ such a large party & NOT notice two of the most well-known famous faces there, JandA, as they both stand in the middle of the room talking to themselves in their heads for about 319 minutes??? 😕 Only Heartless Witch who has no life or friends of her own, even in her "own" house, noticed that they were just standing there like well-dressed mannequins in the GM design room! All that was missing was Maddy "SHOOOing" away. 🤢
16) The BEST part of today's episode (Okay, fine, I'm exaggerating, but definitely ONE of the best) is ALL of MM's scenes! Lol, I know you're all wondering what the hell is wrong with me, but guess what? EVERY time he had to be in a scene, he had to say one or two lines & then say, "Main abhi aaya", or "Ek minute" & then scurry off to talk the ears off of some random friends who OBVIOUSLY didn't miss him too much when he was in Naini for G-d knows how long! 😃 He had to make room for the major players..aka..NOT HIM. Man, if every episode has MM scenes like this, I'll be the writer's absolute fan! 😆
17) I am a FAN of the emcee/DJ. HURRAY to you for making up the best game ever & forcing our JandA towards one another! 👏 Remind me to book you for my next party..you can come as Cupid. ❤️ Next time though, make the game so that the couple you pick has to leave the party, have a discussion, clear out all misunderstandings, run away, get married, & then only can they return to the party. Yeahhh..that'd be nice. 😉 😆
18) Speaking of the DJ, was one of the guys he coupled, "The dude in the glasses", the same Sameer/Vicky guy??? I swear, if it was, then that guy is SO Turd & Doodie's nephew or something. 😳
19) I LOWE that poor Assy had to FORCE her husband to dance with her. And even though he obeys, since he's obviously in a fog after having touched Mona..oops, I'm sorry, I mean WALLY (😳)..he's just moving left to right like a tree swaying slightly in the wind. Lol..YES, A TREE..I had to use the trademark! 😉 The whole time, he's just staring @ his heart across the room..poor pathetic Mollie..even while you're grabbing @ him, his attention is elsewhere..that says SOMETHING, doesn't it? I mean, most men will NEVER turn away from the female touch. Lol..bechari Mindless..go get some dignity & maybe then my Dimpie will even LOOK @ you..then again, maybe not. 😈
20) The IOTE of the evening is shared by our fraworitest real-life couple (SORRRRYYY Aabs & JK!). That Chick for the idiotic bhashan that she gave to herself..just because it annoyed me. In reality though, she believes what she was told so in her eyes, it's all Dimpie's fault..hence her "hatred" towards him. But whatever, the dialogue just pissed me off. 😡 And Reggie gets it because he is the MOST clueless, bumbling idiot that I have ever seen. There are LITERAL SPARKS flying out of JandA's hands during their handshake & you don't notice. They're about to melt INTO one another during their dance & you stand their smiling like an idiot. And Mollie is standing there saying, "I WANT TO TALK TO YOU" & the next thing she knows, you're ghayab! WHO WALKS AWAY WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT!? If anything, it should've peaked his interest. IOTE FOR LIFE, REGGIE. The Lifetime Achievement Award in Idiocy (NOPE, DEFINITELY NOT LITERACY!) goes to you! Enjoy it. 👏 👍🏼
21) In ONE way feel bad that it WASN'T Motor Mouth who heard Heartless Witch's monologue..@ least then the poor idiot could have been clued in on what was going on. But in ANOTHER, I'm glad That Chick heard it. The expression on Mona's face was AMAZING when she was speaking to Mollie as Wally! It was such a smack in Assy's face..just as she used to do to our poor Tree-Hugger. 😭 Take that b****! 😈
22) MY. POOR. POOR. DIMPU! OMG, when I saw his face when he heard That Chick repeat "nafrat", I almost cried with him! My poor dude! 😭 I lowe you, my Dimples! Don't fret. Your JandA days are near! The way he held Wally back reminded me of when he held her back in the "Last Day of GM" episode. I'm surprised his touch didn't melt her today the way it did then..hell, I know I would've been a damn puddle allll over that fancy Suri flooring! 😆
23) LOL to the expression on Superboyfriend's face when he saw the encounter between JandA. Heehee..of ALL the times in the evening to realize that something may be amiss!?!? I should beat the CRAP out of you with your own tongue for interrupting such an important moment! 😡 But I couldn't..because before I could get mad, I started laughing. It wasn't the "Damn, I Need A Bathroom" expression, or the "Someone Catch My Saliva Please" expression..it was actually expression # 2.."DUHR? 😕" At least we're upto a 3 expression cache now..more will follow whenEVER he finds out the truth, I'm sure. Maybe they'll be the "Waittt..You Knew Each Other Before?" expression, the "That's Nice That You Guys Were In Love But I STILL Need A Bathroom" expression, or the "Ummm Does This Mean We Can't Be 'Married' Anymore?" expression. Can't WAIT for those! 😆
24) I love that the song after Tham Ja was MY song, "Ajeeb daastan hai ye". Lol, I started laughing because I have always associated that song with my life, & now I can proudly say it's a JandA song as well. 😉 Who knew complicated lives could bring about such beautiful music? 😳
25) Hey, so, today was the DD..anyone know whether SNOBeroi Senior has kicked the bucket yet? I'm assuming not since no one bothered to tell Grabby Pants anything of the sort yet & we still have him taking care of our Dev tomorrow..<SIGH>..is he EVER gonna leave!?
26) As for the preview, all I can say is, "ARRREEE OH DEVAAAA!" Lol..a hearty welcome back to my Dimpie Devdas. UNFORTUNATELY, I feel like ANYTHING he says tomorrow will just be covered up or excused for somehow, number one. 😕 Number two, he probably only gets that drunk because WackO Wally CONFIRMS her hatred for him by answering his question from today. 😭 Number three, BECAUSE they showed That Chick stressed out & wondering what's going to happen now because Dimpie will tell Reggie Boy everything, that's the EXACT hint that means that he's not going to say a word & that LWUIOASJA Rags won't find out a DAMN thing. 😡
27) JandA JOY!: YAYYYY!!! I was sooo happy when I saw the bestest JandA moments today in a long while. The Emmy Award(s) of the evening go hand in hand with JandA Joy because of course, they go to Mona & Apoorva..again. In EACH scene, they portrayed each MINUTE emotion with such perfection, that I was just gazing @ the teewee. From Apoorva/Dimples' awkwardness in shaking Wally's hand, to Mona's expression of defiance when she offered her hand, to the point of contact which just LOCKED them into each other, every second of each JandA moment was awesome. In the flashback, their chemistry was so evident, it really was like they were a cute engaged couple. Point to be noted: Dimpie tells Wally to close her eyes..she does it without even uttering a SINGLE word or question. She trust(ed) him completely & wholeheartedly. THAT'S what is making this so hard for her now..lol, sorry, I had a Tree-Huggie moment. 😉 In any case, the handshake alone was so electric that I felt it in my room! 😳 The TMJ in the background though just kills me everytime..my poorrrr JandA!!! 😭 Just get together already! After they literally *SNAPPED!* out of their reverie & handshake, poor Dimpie had to run away from the emotionally charged situation. I think Apoorva did a wonderful job in portraying his confusion between that moment, his love for Wally, his promise to Assy, & his promise to ILU ILU. 😒 As he was leaving, That Chick was still gazing @ him as he walked away..Mollie (IDIOTTTT!) snapped her out of it & had her turn around to the sound of her voice. 😡 On top of all of that, came the dance. Awww..first of all, it was SO much less awkward than the stoooopid MM/WW dance from the other time. JandA AND Mona & Apoorva just fit into one another perfectly. Plus, the hesitancy which Mona/WW showed in putting her hand on Apoorva/Dimpie's shoulder was SO perfect for her character @ that point in time. There was no hate there..the proximity to him made her nervous, confused, & questioning..as it should be for Jasmeet Walia being near Armaan Suri..& Mona brought that across flawlessly. 😳 As Dimpie puts his hand on her waist (Ooooh! 😳 😉 😆), their expressions are just as pained as anyone's would have been in that situation..although probably not as pained as ours, JandA lovers. 😆 With Tham Ja playing & neither being able to make eye contact, my heart sped up & skipped a beat just looking @ them..imagine THEIR feelings. 😆 Although they managed to make eye contact for a total of 0.00000032 seconds (If you watch carefully, you'll catch it.), most of the time was spent with one staring @ the other while the other was looking away and vice versa. ARGHHH..way to tease an audience Turd & Doodie..WAYYY TO TEASEEE AN AUDIENCEEE! 💔
28) And FINALLY, I have come to yet another realization besides my insane addiction to I-F..& that is that considering my reaction both physically (sped up heartrate) & emotionally (you don't even wanna know) to seeing a FICTIONAL couple on my TELEVISION screen, I have been single for too long now & I TOTALLY NEED A MAN OF MY OWN so I can stop living vicariously through JandA's romance! 😆 😆 😆
On that note, Happie D.Wally to you all! And by that I mean Diwali AND the other fun version..D. Wally..aka Dimpie ❤️ Wally. Today was indeed a Happie "D. Wally" day. 😳
Love,
Siddhi
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Anupamaa
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