The Third Scene Antakshari #2

Last scene by Ayesha-

Ratan took the parcel and opened it. His heart stopped when he saw what was inside. The blu ray CDs of the 50 shades triology and a hardbound copy of Fifty shades darker and freed each... It was like the whole world's erotica in a box...!!
Ratan's heart felt as if it was about to drop from his chest cavity. Diya's eyes widened on seeing the books and DVDs too. But since the covers of the books were quite "shareef" and the DVDs were also covered in black, she could not guess what this whole stuff was all about. She glanced at Ratan, thoroughly confused, and saw him hyper-ventilating. She quickly touched his arm and then his head and said worriedly,
"Ratan kia hua aapko?Aap itna ghabra kyun rahay hain?"
Ratan shook his head vehemently and stuttered,
"Diya I swear yeh sab miene nahi mangwaya... Aap chahay mujhe kitna bhi Christian se mila dein, but I swear to you ke jo woh kerta hai woh mien nahi kerta..." He realized how WRONG that sounded, so he quickly said,
"Uhhh...I mean..mien yeh chakkaron mien nahi hun Diya...I swear..."
Diya was totally bewildered. She asked him incredulously,
"Kaunse chakkar, Ratan? Kia keh rahay hain aap? Aur kia hai iss package mien?"
Ratan was torn between dismay and hilarity of the situation. He didnt know how to explain everything to Diya... He said,
"Diya iss mien books hain ..actually jo book aap padh rahy hain, uska 2nd and 3rd part hai..aur yeh DVDs isi ki movies hain.Aur mujhe nahi pata ke yeh yahan kisne mangwai hain...I think Kakusa must have ordered before getting so..uhh..talli!"
His statement made Diya recall her book, and she exclaimed,
"Arey hum jo itni sweet si story padh rahay thay? Woh hai yeh? Chalien lets get back to our story book then." She took Ratan's hand and brought him back to the bed, sat right beside him and started reading alound again.
When she came to the part where Christian rescues a drunk Ana from Jose's kiss and she vomits and then passes out, Diya stopped and said,
"Tch tch...bechari. Loag itna peete hi kyun hain aakhir? Aur yeh admi itna bhi dangerous nahi hai...dekhien na kaise he is helping her now." Then her eyes widened and she said,
"Ratan dekhien... aap bhi tou kitne helpful hain! Another similarity with this man!" She passed a smile to him and he visibly gulped...
She then continued her narration and came to the point where TAYLOR gets clothes for Ana and Ana changes into those clothes in Christian's bathroom...also after using HIS toothbrush! Diya stopped and said,
"Dekhien Ratan, he is a nice guy.. uske liye clothes bhi arrange kiye...toothbrush bhi use kerne dia. Isnt he sweet? Just like you?" She passed a soft smile to Ratan and Ratan face-palmed mentally and thought,
"Diya...if only you knew..." He returned her smile with a grin of his own.
Diya was about to continue reading when Kaku sa started shouting outside their room,
"Taylor, mhaare kapday tou de dou! Mhaare ko tooth brush de dou..."
Diya and Ratan looked at each other and realization hit them like a thunderbolt...
In his Drunken state, CHHOTE THAKUR SA WAS IMAGINING HIMSELF AS ANASTASIA STEELE!!!!!!!!!!!
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