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Nerdgal

@Nerdgal

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Posted: 7 years ago

Hey guys, when I was in the Ek Hasina Thi Forum, we had a thread aptly named Kolkata Khobar.

Below is the link.

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/ek-haseena-thi/4100839/kolkata-khobor-fun-post-paper-ayub-khan-is-our-reader-pg20

I thought that there are a number of talented writers here and a lot many persons who can take a joke and respond with Sarcasm.

Would anyone be interested in contributing to the thread. Any one can join in.

Only, no bashing of characters, respect each other's opinion and lets have some fun.

They are in no way the truth as they are all meant to be funny. Just a humourous take on the show.

All are welcome to share their pieces. And no bashing.

Hope you enjoy

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Nerdgal

@Nerdgal

Voyager

Posted: 7 years ago

My 1st contribution.

Couple found dead in car, spouses shocked

Missourie : Directly from Mussoorie, we at India Khabar have bought you an exclusive of an accident which had taken place in the Queen of Hill Stations. Not a lot of information has been leaked about the same but we are here to tell you what all we know. There was an accident where a couple were on the ground Hand in Hand and their white car pulled out of the valley. There were sighting of Justice Hooda and his Family. The woman was Justice Hooda's daughter-in-law. The man she was found with was the son-in-law of Mr. Wasim Siddiqui, a prominent personality in Mussoorie. Apparently due to bemausam barsaat, there may be no clues to what might have happened that night.

Stay tuned to the Paper for more updates.

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TeekhiMishti

@TeekhiMishti

Inactive

+ 5

Posted: 7 years ago

Breaking news

Flight captain Aditya sarcastic' Hooda pissed that he can no longer fly an aeroplane for 6 months reaches the railway station to fly a train instead. Last seen officials were seen trying to make the hot looking and hot headed pilot understand that they can't give him a train for test drive. 🤣 please stay tuned for more on the subject

p.s great idea

P.p.s we should give it a name...leaving a couple of suggestions...

1. Sasural Aditya Zoya ka 🤣

2. When pilot met potter 🤣

3. Mussourie se mumbai 😆

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Aazeen02

@Aazeen02

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Posted: 7 years ago

Originally posted by: -TeekhiMishti-
Breaking news
Flight captain Aditya sarcastic' Hooda pissed that he can no longer fly an aeroplane for 6 months reaches the railway station to fly a train instead. Last seen officials were seen trying to make the hot looking and hot headed pilot understand that they can't give him a train for test drive. 🤣 please stay tuned for more on the subject

P.s great idea

P.p.s we should give it a name...leaving a couple of suggestions...
1. Sasural Aditya Zoya ka 🤣
2. When pilot met potter 🤣
3. Mussourie se mumbai 😆

OMG, Your news is anyway so Chatkaaredaar...

But I loved the second suggestion for the title - When pilot met Potter...

That cracked me up... 🤣

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Nerdgal

@Nerdgal

Voyager

Posted: 7 years ago

Rumoured New Teleportation Device Found

Mussoorie / Mumbai : Hear Hear Every one, there is a new rumour in town.

Mr. Wasim Siddhiqui, a prominent personality in Mussoorie, was seen in possession of a Teleportation Device. This device apparently transfers a person from one area to another without breaking a sweat and a change in clothes within minutes. He was just visible outside his palatial home with his wife and poof he appeared at the entrance of Late Yash Arora's home. Mr. Arora is the older son-in-law of Mr. Siddiqui who used to travel weekly from Mumbai to Mussoorie and vice versa.

He went from his home in Mussoorie to the door step of Mr Arora's Mumbai house just in time to stop his daughter, Zoya from signing some papers.

No one has any idea what those papers are but one thing that we can agree on is that the teleportation device needs to be available for all.

P.S. - Just wondering As Zoya slept outside her in-laws home without food and water for the whole night, why are there no protests against her in-laws. No woman organisation is redy to help her. Why? Why? Whose conspiracy is this? The readers need to know.

Stay tuned for more updates.

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TeekhiMishti

@TeekhiMishti

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Posted: 7 years ago

Originally posted by: Nerdgal
Rumoured New Teleportation Device Found

Mussoorie / Mumbai : Hear Hear Every one, there is a new rumour in town.

Mr. Wasim Siddhiqui, a prominent personality in Mussoorie, was seen in possession of a Teleportation Device. This device apparently transfers a person from one area to another without breaking a sweat and a change in clothes within minutes. He was just visible outside his palatial home with his wife and poof he appeared at the entrance of Late Yash Arora's home. Mr. Arora is the older son-in-law of Mr. Siddiqui who used to travel weekly from Mumbai to Mussoorie and vice versa.

He went from his home in Mussoorie to the door step of Mr Arora's Mumbai house just in time to stop his daughter, Zoya from signing some papers.

No one has any idea what those papers are but one thing that we can agree on is that the teleportation device needs to be available for all.

P.S. - Just wondering As Zoya slept outside her in-laws home without food and water for the whole night, why are there no protests against her in-laws. No woman organisation is redy to help her. Why? Why? Whose conspiracy is this? The readers need to know.

Stay tuned for more updates.

Teleportation device 🤣

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TeekhiMishti

@TeekhiMishti

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Posted: 7 years ago

Aaj ki Taaza Khabar

Ek toy gramophone ke liye mussourie mei chidi aditya hooda aur zoya siddique mei jang. Lagi poore mussourie mei running race.

Ye Jeanne ke baad gramophone ki manufacturing mei hui badhat. Please contact the below emails to place your orders.

Gramaphone_rox.com

Ek-Toy-gramaphomne-ki-keemat-tum-kya-Jano.com

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TeekhiMishti

@TeekhiMishti

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Posted: 7 years ago

Originally posted by: Aazeen02
OMG, Your news is anyway so Chatkaaredaar...
But I loved the second suggestion for the title - When pilot met Potter...

That cracked me up... 🤣

Thank you 😆 please join in 😆

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Aazeen02

@Aazeen02

Sparkler

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Posted: 7 years ago

Originally posted by: -TeekhiMishti-

Teleportation device 🤣

If sources are to be believed, the aforesaid Gramophone was so much crazed for because of it's special ability to be used as a portkey in the Muggle world.

Due to the lightning struck tragedy, the portkey was found lying on the grounds of Mussorie, which almost came under the feet of Mr. Wasim Siddiqui, after which he has used it for his timely teleportation from the hilly city to Mumbai.

Rest is yet to be confirmed. Keep tuned. We'd bring more details from the Muggle world. 🤣