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Aazeen02

@Aazeen02

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Posted: 7 years ago

#11

Originally posted by: Nerdgal
I don't believe it. Broken Gramophone, a teleportation device?
I could have never thought about it. Aazeen. That's fantastic.

Thanks a ton dear... But the teleportation idea was someone yours. I just added portkey into it...

Isn't that how masala news and gossip adds on?

People keep on adding their own flavors and create a whole new dish... 😆

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TeekhiMishti

@TeekhiMishti

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Posted: 7 years ago

#12

Breaking news

Another lost artefact of priceless value found in the possession of me. Aditya hot mess Hooda. Apparently he has a tiny flask which has unending quantity of alcohol which he seems to consume non stop without refill and it never empties. Drunkards all over have been lining up at the Hooda mansion to know where they can buy one for themselves 🤣

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TeekhiMishti

@TeekhiMishti

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Posted: 7 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: Aazeen02
If sources are to be believed, the aforesaid Gramophone was so much crazed for because of it's special ability to be used as a portkey in the Muggle world.
Due to the lightning struck tragedy, the portkey was found lying on the grounds of Mussorie, which almost came under the feet of Mr. Wasim Siddiqui, after which he has used it for his timely teleportation from the hilly city to Mumbai.
Rest is yet to be confirmed. Keep tuned. We'd bring more details from the Muggle world. 🤣

Port key 😆 pooterhead

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Aazeen02

@Aazeen02

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Posted: 7 years ago

#14

Originally posted by: -TeekhiMishti-

Port key 😆 pooterhead

Big time Potter head... 😆

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TeekhiMishti

@TeekhiMishti

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Posted: 7 years ago

#15

Aladdin's flying carpet discovered with Zoya Siddiqui who was able to fly down from 2nd floor of a building with her luggage without any issues

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Nerdgal

@Nerdgal

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Posted: 7 years ago

#16

Quick Update.

A little birdy flying through the skies told us this.

Its seems that the Hoodas have some kind of instinct where they can predict what may happen within the few hours.

Mr. Hooda, senior, predicted that his recently widower son would drink before 11 am.

Mr. Hooda junior predicted his wife's lover's wife.

This instinct is yet not visible in baby Hooda yet.

This is an unedited/unconfirmed news.

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Aazeen02

@Aazeen02

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Posted: 7 years ago

#17

Aaj ki taaza khabar :

A naive aka bewakoof ladki found on the roads of a red light area in Mumbai.

If the sources are to be believed, this girl had been in house arrest for the most of her life, before one day she decided to run away to marry.

This is precisely why she couldn't understand that someone was using pick up lines on her for an ONS.

Experts believe that a knight in the shining armour has to be appointed full time for this damsel in distress, because at this rate she is going to destroy herself with her innocence.

For the time being, that's all from the news desk. Keep watching this section for further updates.

Till then it's Aazeen Khan signing off.

Goodnight 😊

Edited by Aazeen02 - 7 years ago