laugh chat club - Page 9

this is my findings from ksbkbt serial. Those watching it will def enjoy

Hai every1. I am seeing ksbkbt after a long gap. Very much shocked to see that tulsi mihir are damn old nearly 55 to 60 years old.But meera is going very young than the previous one before the leap 😆

What's the age of baa? Has she hit the century? Actually her leap is more than 40 years plus 20 to 25 yrs of her youth before her marriage. So if calculated wisely it must be 20 +20 years leap +20 to 25 years of her youth b4 her marriage which means presently she must be around tusli's age + 40 . Is it not? 😆

Originally posted by: swt.smile

lol nah she meant sumthing whos green .. nd when u put it in a mixer.. it becumz red.. lol is dat it? 😕

should i say?? its a frog😆I know its......yuck😃

ewwwwwww.. thats gross man 😕

But yeh whats the answer?

Originally posted by: ~Poonam~

why does six afraid of seven? 😆

because seven eight nine!😆😆

i will tellu



Because seven eight nine.

( hint: eight sounds almost like 'ate')

What did the maths teacher call his son and daughter?.........MATHew and SUMmer

I HAVE ONE TO SHARE:

A TEACHER ASKS ONE STUDENT :" WHOSE LORI U LIKE ,I.E. FAThers or mother's

the student replies :
" idont like neither of theirs lories but instead i like ur lori.

the teacher confused:

says why?

the student says: " its u madam who make the entire class sleep with ur lectures so i like ur lori" 😆

one more from me...

a lorry dashes a man who comes by bike and the person on the bike falls but is not that much hurt. he gets up and feels giddy. he then getsup and feels like having something which will make him feel good. so he searches here and there and finds no shops nearby.

😆
WAIT 😆

suddenly he finds a lemon hanged in front of the lorry . he feels really happy 😆 . he snatches the lemon from the lorry front. at that time the lorry driver comes and shouts at himas to why did he snatch the lemon from the lorry .

the hurt man replies that he felt giddy so he thought of eating lemon as it will make him better. 😆 😆 😆

the lorry driver says this lemon will make his lorry drive very fast and without any problem/..

for this the other person replies :" there are 700 parts in your lorry and is this the lemon that is going to make your lorry a smooth and safe riding...... 😆

😆 😆

any new jokes guys please share. 😆