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"Lady Prem-Litta". "Check". "Lord Stickit". "Check" "Lady StupidKitty." "Check." "Lord Pilferay"."Check"."Madame Noseynika.""Check.""Sir Overlaap""Check".
"Excellent. That leaves only that trusting, stupid Queen Praxi to take care of." "Right Your Majesty". Ayucksha patted her buffant in place. "She should be easy to take care of. Where is she by the way?" she asked her mirror. Ayucksha's gilded, crystal clear mirror immediately turned murkier as it tried to find the whereabouts of the soon to be ex-Queen of Q'matland. She tapped her fingers on the dressing table impatiently. "Hurry up....I need to make plans." "I'm doing my best, aren't I?" the mirror snapped back. "Between retaining 10 GB worth photos of yours in every pose, remembering 15GB worth checklists, 120 GB worth information about poisonous plants, insects, mammals, assault weapons, their calibration, their licensing numbers, knifes, their polishes, hexes and jinxes of every kind, maledictions, plus the database record of all the people you've killed so far using what. I mean, YOU seriously need a better search algorithm. Transmission failed yet again. I need an upgrade or I quit." The mirror said in plaintive voice. "Hmmm....Transmission failed. It means she must have cast the Undectable Spell on her yet again.Let me see if this spell extends to the person she's clandestinely meeting with. View Knight N'ai'eev." She followed it up with a delighted "Freeze Frame Please...Great....Milsi darling....I think its time you realize the true colors of your Pyaaari Praxi."
"Excellent. That leaves only that trusting, stupid Queen Praxi to take care of." "Right Your Majesty". Ayucksha patted her buffant in place. "She should be easy to take care of. Where is she by the way?" she asked her mirror. Ayucksha's gilded, crystal clear mirror immediately turned murkier as it tried to find the whereabouts of the soon to be ex-Queen of Q'matland. She tapped her fingers on the dressing table impatiently. "Hurry up....I need to make plans." "I'm doing my best, aren't I?" the mirror snapped back. "Between retaining 10 GB worth photos of yours in every pose, remembering 15GB worth checklists, 120 GB worth information about poisonous plants, insects, mammals, assault weapons, their calibration, their licensing numbers, knifes, their polishes, hexes and jinxes of every kind, maledictions, plus the database record of all the people you've killed so far using what. I mean, YOU seriously need a better search algorithm. Transmission failed yet again. I need an upgrade or I quit." The mirror said in plaintive voice. "Hmmm....Transmission failed. It means she must have cast the Undectable Spell on her yet again.Let me see if this spell extends to the person she's clandestinely meeting with. View Knight N'ai'eev." She followed it up with a delighted "Freeze Frame Please...Great....Milsi darling....I think its time you realize the true colors of your Pyaaari Praxi."
