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Before tubelight:
Writter: I have good story.
Producer: Narrate me the story.
Writter: "Bhai ki entry, Bhai ki fighting, Bhai ki grand exit"
Producer: Wah, movie toh super hit hai. Paisaey ki kaami nahi hogi, jitni chaiyea utni lagao"
Director: Herione kissay lena hai ?
Producer: Bhai, hai na, we don't need famous faces, bhai ki value kaam ho jayegi.
Director: What should I show in 2 hour movie.
Producer: Bus bhai dekhao, hastey, gaatey, majak karte, fighting karte, sweet walay, dayalo, kuch bhi dekhao bus bhai dekhney chaiyea.
Director: Movie completed, budget 150 cr
Producer: "Tension mat lo bhai ki movie, paisey ki kaami nahi hai"
Verdict: Movie disaster
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After tubelight:
Writter: I have good story.
Producer: Narrate me story.
Writter: "Bhai ki entry, Bhai ki fighting, Bhai ki grand exit"
Producer: Yeeh movie chalegi na?
Director: Herione kissay lena hai ?
Producer: Bhai, hai na, but Yeeh movie chalegi na? I don't have budget just charge the cost of the movie.
Director: What should I show in 2 hour movie.
Producer: jo dekhana hai dekho, movie chalni chaiyea/
Director: Movie completed and here is 10 more movie with a budget of Rs. 20.
Producer: Last time you charged me 150cr and this time your are giving me 10 movies for Rs. 20.
Director: last movie ke wajah se aap road pe aa gaye, i can't charge you more for copying a cd. Actual cost is Rs. 20 for 10 movie cd. 😉😆
Verdict: Movie blockbuster after all budget was Rs. 20 😉
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Abb toh kuch naya dekhao 😉
Anupamaa
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