Originally posted by: dramaholic
Congrats Jojo 😆 😆
Sania..apna badla le loo 😆 😆 hahhahaaha
heres my set!
What happens if someone loses a lost and found box? they'll probably report in the lost n found corner!😆
Why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings? no they dont! jeez!!!
Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage? worthless stuff =garage!
Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER? i have no idea babe!😆
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not? yes i am tired! very very tired!
If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?" dang!!!!! ahahahhaha!...maybee.....cows speak only cow language dont dey?😆
Why is it called lipstick when it always comes off? hmmmmm.....try revlon long-lasting shimmer! then this question wudnt be there n e more!😉
If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist? huh?😕
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? he wanted 2 be famous!
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't woranymore? hmmmm..........will think about it man!😆
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? hu says u cant go tht fast on the road?😉
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? oh right!!....y doesnt he?😕
Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids? yea i have wondered.....cudnt find an answer though!
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows? pop-ups cum later in there!😊
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?nah!
Can blind people see their dreams? ahahha!...maybe in black n white?....oh no wait!.....ohhhhhh! now i get it! blind guys cant c at all!😳
Where does the white go when the snow melts? beneath the earth....water bed!
What came first, the fruit or the color orange? fruit...yea.....the fruit!
Is a sleeping bag a nap sack? sure.....
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid? ahahhaha!!......so tht when u finish it....u can store in sum more of these!
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? its scientifically proven that zebras r whiote wid black stripes!
Did they have antiques in the olden days? olden days r antique stuff!😆
Why are pennies bigger than dimes? maybe!
If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first? depends how u wanna cum out!😆
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter? i hate science i have no idea! but there is an answer 4 tis!😕
What do you call male ballerinas? 'ball'erinas!😆....dang! i went 2 far! sorry!
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?wat!?😕
Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple? hmmmmmm.......
Why is the blackboard green? hu cares! u wanna call it greenboard? GO AHEAD!
On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word? guess they run out of letters!😛
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! say wat!?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do? i dint waste my time!
Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack" i dunno!
Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails? toe n ails r huge man! wa'u talkin'bout!
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? so zat u can atleast tell ppl i tried 2 be perfect!
What's the opposite of opposite? same-same!😆
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? ???????????
Why is it when your almost dead your on deaths doorstep, but when your actually dead your not in deaths house? jeeeeezz!!!!!!!1
Do sore thumbs really stick out? YEA THEY DO!
If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?yuk! ask a cannibal man!....y me!????......
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