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I just realized I never really payed tribute to our show!
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P. S. All of you worried about me, don't be, I'm fine, I just didn't feel like chatting.. I'm here now though 😃
We can't have that now can we!
We all know what our show was, if asked we can give adjectives, meanings for which may not even be found in the dictionary. So I won't go there...
I'll simply do a parody on what it wasn't😆
Here's presenting in no particular order, the show that wasn't : -
It wasn't our show where we started out believing a certain couple to be the lead and it turned out much later that it wasn't so, had we rooted for PreeKar we would have been much much happier souls.
It wasn't our show where the ultimate sasuma was actually a sasur, beat that Ekta Kapoor!
It wasn't our show where the penultimate shaadi happened in two minutes instead of 2 months, bajuwala show, listening right!?
It wasn't our show where the vamp was actually rooting for homeboy and homegirl!
It wasn't our show where we got to see babies made faster than maggie, I call it the "Maggie Putra!"
It wasn't our show where the hero got married, kidnapped and got out unscathed in a matter of hours and kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala, talk about James bond level sneaky!
It wasn't our show where the hero is actually wolverine, he gets hit in the head with a hammer, meh, concussion W*F is that? He gets deep gashes due to breakage of glass, meh, stitches, W*F are they? He drinks a bottle each night, hangover W*F is that? His heart is broken a million times with such intensity that you can actually hear it, meh, flat lining, W*F do you mean!?
It wasn't our show where the heroine says "I love you" to a beetle leaf stained teeth owner half her height, but never to the hero. Who needs words eh?
It wasn't our show where Ek Letter ka ishtehaar chhap gya but End the hero khud na de paya heroine ko (Credit Prii)
It wasn't our show where the villain is actually fan girling over homeboy!
The other villain too...
It wasn't our show where the eldest of the family instead of giving gyaan actually hands out burns of the highest slayster order.
It wasn't our show where the aunt is pal mai evil pal mai pyaari.
It wasn't our show where "Maa ki daal" got more footage than "Maa" herself.
It wasn't our show where "Papa puran" lasted longer than the confession.
It wasn't our show where the FL's friend was uniquely serving lassie to people's mothers...
It wasn't our show where people were wondering till the very end if the title actually made sense?!
It wasn't our show where an Oxford educated, well established lawyer randomly became Devdas.
It wasn't our show where "Oopar wale ki gai in maika" become "Jungli billi in sasuraal"
It wasn't in our show where the hero gave more chamats to people than pappis his pyaar.
It wasn't our show where a certain friend upped our umeed by saying hero fees mai pappi maangega.
It wasn't our show where the hormones of everyone but the main lead were jumping.
And finally, It wasn't our show where we get 7 months of ladai and 2 minutes of romance! It's called "hatke", look it up!
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This wasn't meant to offend anyone, it's merely a fun post.
Anyone that can come up with anything more, please feel free to list them out in the comments!
#Karke dekho accha lagta hai
#The show that wasn't
#Shravan Sabke vaaste Cheers guys!
P. S. All of you worried about me, don't be, I'm fine, I just didn't feel like chatting.. I'm here now though 😃
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Revival : Just felt like reviving this... It's a year today😃
