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NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL JALE PE NAMIK XD
Am i right or am i right?
Ohkayyy... *still hyperventilating*
Zoya? Still up for that dance? XD *wiggling arms about and dances like chandler*
The fire department called. They said it's arson. Someone just burned an entire forest down.
XD
A lot of things dropped today. The list:
1. Mic. All the mics that ever existed, shravan malhotra dropped them all.
2. Aditya's ego and dignity
3. His thirst for knowledge.
4. Our collective jaws.
5. Remotes.
5. My heart when shravan was sad.
6. Everyone's collective heart rates. Which then rose so high, a lot of beeps were heard.
So, Aditya? You wanted some clarity? You like transperency? XD
BRO XD i feel so sorry for your ass right now, it's not even funny!
But then, boy, you went around asking for it XD
I'm almost sad. Almost.
Yes, nirmala, the midas touch, that turns everything to shit.
Okay lets start from the beginning!
The claim with the name game: Aditya, you creep. *face of disgust*
Shravan couldn't take it. He walked out. :(
My eyes were about to pop out of my skull at what was happening. But no one sitting in that damned living room did bat an eyelid.
Tiwari killa is actually a home for the situational blind and deaf f**kers that our society is filled with, unfortunately. -_-
They just so happen to be sumo's relatives.
My knees are sharper than their minds. -_-
THE HURT IN SHRAVAN'S VOICE.
The way he was bent over the table in distress, made me flush in sadness. But that conversation with nirmala?
His broken voice had so much hurt in it, my heart sank to the pit of my stomach.
And im a pretty tall person. Seriously, you could heart it sink like Titanic. :'(
Nirmala, you annoy me so much. I dont care if you have good intentions anymore. Sorry.
Shravan's hurt overweighs your whatever that is that you tried to convey.
*rolls eyes so wide, they rotate to the back of my head and come back*
Sumo's senti. Ayyiio. Bichaari sumo. Nikita, fantastic job, man!! Even yesterday when she had that tiff with aditya, *hats off and slow claps to you, queen*
Okay, now to the bar scene:
FOREWARNING MY LOVELY READERS:
DONOT f**kING WATCH THIS SHOW WITH YOUR MOM OR DAD IN THE ROOM!
IT IS SO HARD TO CONTROL YOUR FEELS I ALMOST CHOKED.
Hhhmmm *cracks fingers and gets typing like a mad woman with newfound enthu*
Pehle toh Mr. Sexypants Hotbody turns up with a bouqet in one hand, booze in another hand a bomb in his mind XD
Aditya, still thirsty for knowledge. Boy, grab an encyclopaedia, your thirst is showing!
(Zoya, are you reading this? We're the total opposite of aditya XD #f**kinformationbrigade)
This man has no boundaries and lengths to which he will egg him on!
Aditya should be in a cosmetic product advertisement. He loves to 'extract' XD
Itna agar koi meku uksaaye kuch bolne ke liye, I too probably will spew forth so much shit, this person will question their life choices XD
SHRAVAN MALHOTRA'S SASS DESERVES IT'S OWN AWARD.
His sass game is so strong, it will put tumblr to shame and crying in a corner.
After all, he is naanu's student ofcourse XD
The OG gangsta, the Dragon of Sassmastery!
Okay, so. Shravan did this purely out of spite for nirmala. Not giving a shit about sumo. Its okay. This is him when nirmala triggers him. We've seen this before.
Okay, for the lack of a better word, that was a f**kboy move.
But DDDAAAYYUUMMMNNN SONNN!!!!!!!! XD
MIC DROP OF THE CENTURY XD
Shravan malhotra, Ladies and gentlemen. When he gets down to it, he can sass the next 10 years of your life out of you and you wont even know what hit you XD
Shravan was like "bitch you wanna know? Ohkay fool imma tell you what happened and more than that coz GTFO of my face!"
The way he tells the story with those big, brown, beautiful, animated eyes, good lord have mercy, im surprised aditya still wants to marry sumo and not shravan XD
That "mmchh" in the middle when he says dus saal ka break XD was priceless!!!
The emphasis on "sab kuch" made me cringe so hard for aditya!
Poor kid looked like his saucer like eyes were going to fall out. Yup. That was shravan detonating that bomb and it went KABOOOMMM!
He would have cried and i wouldnt be surprised.
He grabbed aditya by his neck and enforced his ears to listen to every word he said every innuendo he made like he wanted Adi's ear to bleed.
Also, every time i see shravan smile his sarcastic little smile or grin, it scares me. The sheer mischief and madness in his eyes is breathtaking!
I'm sure if shravan is a potterhead, he went "mischief managed!" In his brain XD
THAT "OOPS!" *i heard a mic drop*
I could not hold it in anymore XD my sister and i who watched all of this unfold, wide eyed and purse-lipped, went "OOOHHH!!!!!!!!" So loudly, my mother ran out of the kitchen to see what happened XD
*remote drop*
See aditya, this is why they say do not dwell in the past! I'm sorry but you do not have any dignity or an ass left, coz shravan malhotra burned it down like matchstick XD
And he just walks out like the boss he is XD
Okay, now for a few words about the performances:
Ronit Kapil is fabulous. He is more fabulous than all fabulous things ever combined. He is so fabulous, he puts Sharpay Evans from High School Musical ( who sings about how everything in her life has to be fabulus) to shame!
Standing ovation to this man for being so amazing at what he does that no one likes his character! And that says A LOT about his quality of work! Bravo!
And he seems like a sweet heart in real life!
Nikita dutta is so subtle yet she leaves a lasting impact, its spellbinding! I dont hve words enough to describe how amazing she is.
And now to our favourite Iceberg!
Mr. Namik Paul. Who is astounding! The jale pe Namik of the day!
Long ago in one of my posts, i think this was around the 50th episode, i had said Namik Paul is the iceberg that we've only seen the tip of. There's more than a mountain that we haven't seen and this guy never fails to scrape our hearts with the jagged edges of his raw, expressive eyes. If my heart is Titanic, Namik Paul is the iceberg that sunk it.
Be it any kind of emotion, it's his eyes that speak more than his words. The sarcasm and anger, the madness he manages to bring out as shravan is ineffable. But it is the sad scenes that leave my heart broken and trashed. I have never in my life seen anyone with such expressive eyes. Kudos to this man. He is going places!
Namik said he couldn't wait for our reaction to this episode.
I wish i could tell namik and everyone on the show all this on the behalf of this forum but this forum is rhe extent of my reach to them!
Let me know what you all think in the comments below!
Anupamaa
