Who is the next MOTW??????????? - Page 15

Originally posted by: Karthikka

Your reasoning I do agree
That it is not a crime
To put in a rhyme
but only is it is witty
But when it hurts the head
and fills the reader with dread
Then the rhymer should be shot in his patootie!

(Ok, I know there is no such word as rhymer but patootie does exist). 😳 And your limerick did not feel me with dread. 😃

of course the word patootie does exist
and some peoples' patootie you cant resist
you are tempted to have some fun
by pinching those shapely buns
tis a matter of opinion and you cant refute it!!!😆😆

The buns you talk of I know not 😉
The ones that I like are hot
Fluffy and sweet, soft and savoury
one a-penny, two a-penny
that melts in the mouth!!

1. if there is one thing you wish was never made/discovered what would it be???

It has to be the male ego. I wish men never ever discovered that they had that or if they had discovered it,they kept it to themselves! 😆 😆

2. if life handed out degrees...what would yours be in???

SNAFU. (Situation Normal but All F*d Up) 😆

3. if a ghost comes and sits on your bed one night and attempts to chat with you...what would you say to break the ice?

ARRRGHHHH!!!!! Don't you know how to use a foundation? You are pale as a ghost (and yes, the pun was intended!) 😆

4. what would you do if a flock of chicken suddenly raced into your house and pointed guns ar you and said "take me to your leader" (yes you can understand them.)

Show them the oven and tell them my leader is in there. Then do the obvious. 😈

5.of all the voices in your head....which is your favourite???

I don't have a voice in my head.....yes you do...no, I don't..enna, nakkallah...yaar nakkal....arre,pagli?...who's pagli...cor, it is the Tower of Babel here...ALL SHUT UP!!!

See, I told you I don't have voices in my head. 😆

Originally posted by: Karthikka

The buns you talk of I know not 😉
The ones that I like are hot
Fluffy and sweet, soft and savoury
one a-penny, two a-penny
that melts in the mouth!!

The buns that you talk of are really delicious

Hot it might be and completely luscious

But for a rhymester

You are really a funster

And 'tis the patootie that is quite precious

ok bahms....there is just one more set to go right???? hopefully you will get to that as well soon enough!!!

Your compliments I accept gratefully
I must admit that openly
If not for your punning talent
I doubt I'd be as proficient
in churning out verses so easily!!

👏 👏 👏

for that comment i bow gracefully
but i state, as well, categorically
tis your love for a ditty
that made my quest witty
and made me play with words so delightfully!!

When you mention ditty
I think of that lassie
the culprit of India Forums
who loves to put us in tantrums
And runs off in a jiffy!!


Enna, ditty, muchu pechu kanum?? 😕

Caryn seems unnaturally quiet
Caused trouble and silently retired
She's going to get an earful
For playing the Jester and the Fool
Getting me stuck and nicely mired!! 😡

Originally posted by: Karthikka

When you mention ditty
I think of that lassie
the culprit of India Forums
who loves to put us in tantrums
And runs off in a jiffy!!


Enna, ditty, muchu pechu kanum?? 😕

Caryn seems unnaturally quiet
Caused trouble and silently retired
She's going to get an earful
For playing the Jester and the Fool
Getting me stuck and nicely mired!! 😡

i run off in a jiffy,

for the sight of my friends

gasping for breath

puts me in a tiffy

but next time,

i'll see that i remain

giving you no air at all!

(forgive my bad attempt at poetry!😆)

It's OK, maa, looks like our "disease" is contagious. 😆