"Haan, haan, taunt karne waali aur sarcastic comments karne waali toh mein akeli hi hun na yahan per," Kasak said, sipping the juice.
"Tum toh sarcasm ki Queen ho," said Dev rolling his eyes.
After breakfast, Dev asked Kasak to follow him to his room. "I wanted to show you the results of my latest online shopping spree," said Dev as they climbed the stairs. "I asked Tina to buy me some newer clothes. She knows the colors and brands I prefer. So, she just orders my clothes online. Come, take a look," said Dev. Meanwhile, Kasak stared at him in disbelief as they climbed on.
"Tamaru chaski gayu che (have you lost it?) How can you let someone else shop for you?" she asked him as they entered his room.
"No, I haven't lost it," said Dev, checking the translation app on his phone.
"Half the fun when you go shopping is trying on clothes that you know will look weird or will make you look fat. But, you still try them on"just to see yourself wearing them," explained Kasak. Dev stared at her, dumbfounded.
"That sounds like a gigantic waste of time," said Dev. Suddenly, an innocent expression masked his face; it was like that of a five year old who just figured out a magic trick. "Now I know why women take so long when shopping!"
"DEV! You should seriously go to the mall yourself and shop! Nobody, not even Tina, or online shopping can replace the experience," argued Kasak. "And by the way, trying on various sized and funky colored clothes is fun. It's sometimes even relaxing. For some, it's therapeutically,"
"REALLY?!" roared Dev.
"Yes, I'm serious. Research it if you want to, it's a corollary of retail therapy," said Kasak calmly. Dev stood like a stranger in his room, watching Kasak from a distance, examining each piece of clothing and then finally picking out a maroon tie from one of the bags. .
Suddenly, Dev said: "Oh, that's a mistake! They delivered the wrong colored tie. It was supposed to be..."
"Black," Kasak finished. "I know. This colour maroon is quite ugly too. But, let's see you wear it anyways,"
"What?!" said Dev. "First of all, the colour is awful. Even if I do decide to wear this, it doesn't match with my navy blue shirt,"
"Eisi liye toh...try something weird. Just to see if you have fun," Kasak said. Dev was still relentless. Finally, Kasak took the tie out of the fancy box and unleashed it from the shackles plastic packaging. She then walked upto a hesitant Dev and wrapped it around his neck. She smoothly lifted his collar to tuck the tie beneath it. Dev was still rolling his eyes at her act; she decided to tie the tie herself. Unfortunately, Kasak had no prior experience of knotting a tie. As it was, she was a bit nervous standing so close to Dev and attempting to do something against his wish. After a few unsuccessful attempts, she moved away from Dev. "Bandh do na. Mujhe practice nahi hai," she said.
Dev smirked at her failure and reluctantly agreed to her request. He swiftly knotted the tie around his neck and walked towards Kasak. "Ab batao, ekdum joker lag raha huh na?" he said. Without a word, Kasak grabbed his arm and walked him to the mirror. Dev looked at himself and examined the maroon tie. Then, a few silent moments later, he looked back at Kasak and said, "You know, this color isn't so awful anymore. Maybe it would look good with an off white shirt, or a peach one,"
"Dekha? "said Kasak. "Nayi cheezein try karoge toh aise naye type ke kapade pehanne ka idea milega," Dev laughed as he took off the maroon tie. "Waise, ab aap mere boyfriend hai toh I'll ask you: What do you think about my dressing sense?"
"I think it's fine," said Dev. "You're always very professional. And your dresses are usually colorful. The other thing is, all the colours look good on you. So, I don't really have any criticism...Oh haan...ek baat, " said Dev.
"What?" said Kasak narrowing her eyebrows inquisitively.
"Sometimes...not always..." began Dev, fumbling with his hands. He didn't know how to say it, but there was one thing about Kasak's fashion sense he found peculiar. He still fumbled with his hands, fingers nervously wrapping around one another. "The earrings you wear are a little too big... again"sometimes, not always," he finished. As if he had said something really wrong, Dev could not make eye contact with Kasak. "I mean...aachi lagati hai tum par. Lekin, woh toh koi bhi cheez lagegi because you're very pretty, lekin tumhari earrings kuch zyada hi badi aur thodi si annoying hai," finished Dev.
"Dev?!" said Kasak. "You notice my earrings? I'm genuinely shocked and impressed. The other day you noticed my heavy makeup. Today you noticed the earrings. Wow," she said. "I like wearing large earrings. I think they frame my face. Anyways, I'll try to go for the medium sized ones next time,"
Dev's face lit up again: "Woh jewelry waale log small, medium, large ke hissab se earrings bechte hai? Batao... size ke hissab ke bechte hai kya?" he asked genuinely.
Kasak didn't respond. Instead, she stared at him in disbelief. She wondered how he had grown up amongst three sisters. But, it appeared as if Dev had found a new field of research. He continued.
"Haan toh, what about your facial bone structure? Is that how they determine the size of the earring: small, medium or large?"
"Dev, let's not get diverted from the topic. Why don't you return these clothes, and buy something a bit different this time?" Kasak said.
"I'll try and buy different shades of grey next time," said Dev annoyed that Kasak had dismissed his earring comments. "Besides, Tina was reading an interesting book on colour schemes: Fifty Shades of Grey,"
Kasak stared at him shocked. And then, she let out a small giggle as Dev looked at her curiously. WHAT'S SO FUNNY-was written all over his face.
"No, Dev. That's not a book of..." Kasak continued laughing.
"Oh, so you've read it too?" said Dev smiling. "The author must have a good sense of humor if you're laughing remembering it,"
"No, I didn't read it," Kasak retorted. "And the author of that book has a demented sense of life," explained Kasak.
"Why?" asked Dev innocently. "Just because the author wrote a book about what you consider a dull colour?"
"No, that's not why," Kasak and Dev began to pack the plethora of clothes that they had arranged on Dev's bed. After they finished, Dev suggested that they go downstairs and relax in the garden area.
"Listen," Kasak said as they sat in the swing in Dev's beautiful garden. He looked at her with affection shining through his honey brown eyes. "Please don't ever mention the book Fifty shades of Grey to anyone. I mean anyone, like not even family...Nahi, definitely not family. Aur Nikki ya Riya ke samane toh bilkul nahi varna aapki respect kam ho jayegi. And yes, don't let Tina know that you saw her reading that book, okay?"
"Yaar, kya hai aisa eis book mein?" said Dev in bewilderment throwing his hands up in the air. "I'm gonna have to research this further," he said taking out his phone from his front pocket. Before he could unlock it, Kasak grabbed it from his hands. Dev looked infuriated now." KASAK..." he began.
"What, huh? Why do you always to research everything? The internet doesn't have the answer to everything okay? Aap ek businessman hai koi CID officer Daya nahi jo har cheez ki excessive research kare," Kasak yelled back at him.
"Aur tum ek doctor ho koi censor board officer nahi jo mujhe research karne par ban laga do," Dev snorted back. For a few moments, they swung in the swing together in silence. Suddenly, Kasak felt the swing move backwards really fast. Dev had jerked the swing in annoyance. She grabbed the metal bar to keep herself from falling.
"Aa manas ne shanti rakhta j nathi avadatu. Pota nu dhariyu na thay aetle beeja par gusso kadhse (He doesn't even know how to swing in peace. He's angry just because I didn't do as he said)," Kasak said under her breath in Gujarati.
"Ab eiska jawab bhi nahi de sakata mein," said Dev who had been observing Kasak from the other end of the swing. "Mera phone bhi tumhare paas hai. Ab tu hi translation bata de ke abhi abhi tune mujhe kya kaha,"
"Kasu nahi (Nothing)," said Kasak again and jumped off the swing. "And here's your phone," she said putting in on a nearby bench. She went into the kitchen, prepared some lemonade for herself and Dev and then came out with it. "Here. Try this," she said gesturing him to come off the swing.
"Hmm...it's good," he said sipping it. "Chalo at least tumhe neembu-paani banana toh aata hai," said Dev in a teasing tone.
"You know, on a serious note"I always wanted to learn how to cook. But, I was so busy in studies that I honestly never got the opportunity to do so," she said. Dev listened on. "I always used to study even in summer vacations just to make sure that I wouldn't fall behind and that I would be in the top ten students of the class. And then when I did get little free time, my parents used to insist that I relax instead of learning new things because they couldn't bear to see me so stressed out all the time,"
"I understand," said Dev. "Mein toh summer vacation mein paise kamane ke liye extra job karta tha. I used to work at local businesses, calculating daily accounts when the CA used to be absent or on leave. Aur jab thaak kar ghar aata tha, toh Ma mujhe aur kuch karne nahi deti thi,"
"Dev, you know I had some weird summer jobs when I was trying to pay for medical college. I mean, my parents have taken out some loans and such, but it never hurts to save up anyhow," said Kasak.
"Of course," agreed Dev, and poured another glass of lemonade for himself and Kasak from the jug. "What was the weirdest job you ever had?"
"Me? Oh my...I had so many crappy jobs as a student! Okay, if I had to pick one: I worked at an ice cream shop for like 6 months as a first year student," said Kasak. "I had to convince the customers to buy ice cream and cookies in the winter," Dev laughed heartily, followed by Kasak. "But, you know what? I wasn't so bad at it. Still, they fired me and it wasn't even my fault,"
"Then whose fault was it?" said Dev.
"My brother's," continued Kasak. "One day, when I wasn't looking, he snuck into shop and ate all the strawberry ice cream. The owners caught him and sacked me," Dev and Kasak looked at each other seriously for a moment and then cracked up laughing. "What about you? What was your weirdest job?" asked Kasak.
"Mera toh ek particular job bohat kharab tha. Do you remember before satellite TVs and such, we had those antennas to run the cable TVs?" Kasak nodded. " I used to have to work for the local cable guy who sent me to his customers' houses to repair their antennas. I would have to twist and turn and shake up the antenna until the TV worked while enduring the customers, who were mostly elderly women's taunts," Kasak laughed.
"I can only imagine," she said.
Dev continued. "Those ladies used to get so mad that they couldn't the afternoon repeat of their daily serials," Dev said angrily. The job was so awful that Dev was still angry about the experience. Kasak could clearly the frustration on his face, as he shook it in disapproval of those elderly ladies.
"You know though," she said after a few moments. "That used to be a real problem. In Ahmedabad, when I was growing up, we had to go up to the terrace to fix the antennas in the scorching afternoon heat," she said. Dev continued shaking his head in disapproval.
"Haan...Ahmedabad ki 50 degree garmee mein aap woh stupid TV ka antenna fix karne upper chat pe jaati ho. Lekin yeh nahi ke ek din TV nahi dekhna hai,"
"Kya kare?" said Kasask smirking. "Gujarat mein mera jo cable waala tha uska koi handsome assistant nahi tha na!"
"It's not funny," said Dev. "That job was really awful,"
"So was mine! How do you feel when someone tells you that you cannot work at their God-forsaken ice cream shop because and I quote "your family members cannot control their strawberry ice cream appetite," ?"
"I can imagine," said Dev. "Anyways, those days are gone now," said Dev heaving a sigh of relief.
"Take it positively Dev! Though those days were tough for us, they were interesting. We both got to learn a lot from them. Look, there will always be problems in life, but the best way to deal with them is to simply laugh at them. Trust me, this is what they teach you in counseling sessions. Try to view your problems as being humorous and just see how everything becomes easier!"
Dev looked at Kasak in admiration.