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Unexpected Twist.. Very Funny
A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.
Sir, do you know everything about law?
Prof: Yes.
Student: If you can answer this question, i will accept my final marks, if you cant, you have to give me "A" Grade.
Professor agreed.
Boy asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"
Prof thought about it for hours & pondered no answer.
He had to finally give up as he really did not know.
He gave the boy his "A" Grade.
The following day, professor asked same question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student.
He answered: Sir, you are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.
Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.
Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A" Grade, This is neither logical nor legal.
The professor collapsed...

The True Power Of Prayer
A poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries. She softly explained that her husband was very ill and unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food.
The grocer scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store.
Visualizing the family needs, she said: "Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can.. The Grocer told her he could not give her credit, as she did not have a charge account at his store.
Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family.
The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, "Do you have a grocery list?. The lady replied, "Yes sir
"O.K. he said, "put your grocery list on the scales and whatever your grocery list weighs, I will give you that amount in groceries.
The lady, hesitated a moment with a bowed head, then she reached into her purse and took out a piece of paper and scribbled something on it. She then laid the piece of paper on the scale carefully with her head still bowed.
The eyes of the grocer and the customer showed amazement when the scales went down and stayed down.
The grocer, staring at the scales, turned slowly to the customer and said begrudgingly, "I can't believe it.
The customer smiled and the grocer started putting the groceries on the other side of the scales.
The scale did not balance so he continued to put more and more groceries on them until the scales would hold no more. The grocer stood there in utter disgust.
Finally, he grabbed the piece of paper from the scales and looked at it with greater amazement.
It was not a grocery list; it was a prayer which said: "Dear Lord, you know my needs and I am leaving this in your hands.. The grocer gave her the groceries that he had gathered and stood in stunned silence.
The lady thanked him and left the store. The customer handed a fifty-dollar bill to the grocer and said, "It was worth every penny of it.
It was some time later that the grocer discovered the scales were actually broken; therefore, only God knows how much a prayer weighs...
Never underestimate the power of prayer ~ Have a blessed day!

Women Will be Women.
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One Day A 54 year old lady had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital.
While on the operation, she had a near death experience.
On that Time, Seeing God she asked, "Is my Life Completed?"
God replied, "No, you have another 34 years to live."
Upon Heart Recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a Face-Lift, Liposuction, & Tummy Tuck. She even changed her hair colors and style also.. Now she looks like 40 years Women..
Finally she was released from the hospital.
One day, While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
In Heaven, Arriving in front of God, she asked, "You said I had another 34 years to live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?"
(You'll love this)
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God replied: "I Couldn't Recognize You!"
SHARED BY SAMPRITI

Root Cause Analysis
How to do root cause analysis...
A Management lecturer was talking about QUALITY and it goes like that:
Lecturer: We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a QUALITY issue.
Student: How is this anything to do with quality?
Lecturer: Tell me why did Sita go to forest with Ram ?
Student: Because she was his wife and respects his every decision.
Lecturer: OK but why did Ram go to forest ?
Student: Because his father Dasharatha told him to do so and he never deny his father.
Lecturer: OK why did Dasharatha send his son to forest ?
Student: Dasharatha offered his wife (Kaikeyi) two boons , and she chose to make use of them in the future. And she wanted her son to be king, so on the day of Rama's crowning, she asked Dasharatha to send Rama to exile reminding him of his promising boons.
Lecturer: So why did Dasharatha offer his wife two boons ?
Student: Because during a military campaign against Sambarasura, the wheel of Dasharatha's chariot broke and Sambarasura's arrow pierced the King's armor. She nursed the wounded King back to health. Touched by her courage and timely service, Dasharatha offered her two boons.
Lecturer: Hence Proved. The QUALITY of Chariot's wheel was not up to the mark hence leading to kidnapping of Sita...!!!
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Biggest Lies!
Biggest lies ever told in India.
Work hard and make sure you get a high score in class X. Your entire life and career depends on it.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER...
Just work for 2 years in XI and XII. If you get in a good medical college/IITs/NITs/Law schools/DU etc., your life is set.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER...
Start preparing for your PG/MBA/USMLE/UPSC/GRE/GMAT/GATE etc. otherwise your friend will get the job and you'll be left behind in the race. Once you're settled.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER...
You're settled now and the only logical step is to get married. If you don't get married before 30, you'll be considered 'old' and your marriage prospects will diminish.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER...
Since now you have kids, you need to earn more and work extra to secure their future. Once their future is secured, Your entire life is left for you to pursue your passions.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER...
Now your kid is in class X and you start with the lies, all over again, thus completing the circle of life.
YOU CAN ENJOY LATER is a lie. ENJOY NOW... RESPONSIBLY.
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Hilarious Test Answers
The following are all quotes collected from the science exams of elementary school students:
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.
When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.
A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.
I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
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GAME PLANNER : NIKKK
Basic rule of this game :Here u guys will have to behave according to ur characters even while chatting. Chat but don't forget to be in ur character and if u r not comfortable playing this game then no problem n if u want some other character then we will change it.😊 *
Dada n Dadi - Kamu n Shona
both think they r too hot n keep praising each other n don't wear specs as they feel it will decrease their hotness level n as a result of this nonsense they read everything wrong in the cc.
Example - "me ne aaj chapati khayi"
Dada n Dadi - "kya tumne chappal khayi ?"
Son n Daughter in law (of Dada Dadi) - Nik n Pubi
DIL tries different dishes n experiments on her hubby who suffers from diarrhea n sometimes constipation.
Example - Pu - "me ne new dish banayi , karele ka halwa"
Daughter n Son in law (of Dada Dadi)Tapu n Mani
Daughter z always busy n that's y SIL doesn't get haq.
So he does haq jaap always.
Kids of Son n DIL - Ray n Somu
Ray loves milk n only talks about milk
Somu loves flirting with neighbours.
Neighbours - Suhu n Niyu
suhu is too hot n really enjoys when somu flirts with her n jab somu nahi hai tab she only talks about him
Example - "hey girls aaj somu nahi aaya" or "somebody flirt with me"
Niyu doesn't like somu at all so she has to ignore him.
Neighbours - Sana n Asmu
Sana is a serial addict , she follows everything what he watches on TV and acts as if all they are real like :
"mene aaj simar ke liye vrat rakkhi hai , kyunki uske jaa ke piche shaitan ji hai , simar ko kuch na ho bhagwan"
or
"Gopi didi 4th time SR manane ja rahi hai , I am so excited"
And Asmu should be activist from CC members "Haq bachao" Team...
like "somu nah aaye tum bas tin log milke pura CC kha gaye , ye toh atyachar hai , Somu ko haq nahi mili , aisa hi chalta rahega toh kya hoga iss desh ka?"**
Soumi - The Pakodewala
Soumi is the pakode sellers who uses Pakode in every sentence she uses n CC (for CC95 only) and also supplies news from idhaar to udhaar , specially Somu's mom got to know about Somu's multiple affairs from this pakodewala only.
Example - "mere Lauki k pakode and mango chaatni ki kasam mataji , aapke bete kaal aur ek devi ko le aayi thi yahaan Bhains ki pooch ki pakoda khaane .
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*Members may avoid playing game if they feel uncomfortable, or if they want any change in their roles then please PM the game planner (Nikku) or post your question\demand on CC so that we can take care of that 😊
** I will personaaly check posts of the members who will play , however, it's difficult for a single person to keep track of 150 pages 😆 so if any member feels that I missed any funny post (in next CC) then pls let me know (PM me) OR they may PM me whenever they feel or find any post that they feel is important \ funny enough to be shared in next CC "best posts" section 😃
Edited by Sampriti. - 9 years ago