Ishqbaaz k EPIC one liners!!

Every epi of Ishqbaaz has a set of dhinchakk dialogues that rofls us 🤣

A few of my favourite from the last epi!!


R : Bhaiya mai kya apne pair par khada nahi hoon... Yeh kya kisi ur ke pair hai...

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O : Karega kya...

R : Vo abhi socha nahi

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R : Uski innocence dekho bhaiya.. 😲

O : Burqhe me kya dikha raha hai tujhe..." 🥱

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R : Mehengi gaadi k saath police protection bhi mil jata hai..." 🤣

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O : Dekh kitne pyaar se dekh raha hai tujhe... ja uske god me jaake kood... 🤣

R : Yeh sab O ne kiya hai... pata nahi aisa kya honestly dikha gyi uski aankhon me... gareeb ladki hai... bikhari hai... aap itne stupid kab se ho gaye bhaiya..." (last line was was something like that)

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A : Sir jab mai gusse me hoti hoon tab man karta hai ki bat se kisi ka sheesha tod doon... aur zyada gusse me hoti hoon toh man karta hai apni champa use chadha doon... phir mai sochti hoon ki jaane do... ek hi champa hai mere paas... 😆

I : Champa..

A : Meri Scooty... 🤣

I : Scooty ka naam hota hai... 🥱

A : Are meri toh table kursi takiya sabka naam hota hai... 😆

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A : Aap jab se life me aaye hai... Scooty bhi kam average dene lagi hai... chappal bhi zyada tootti hai... sad si smiley ban ke reh gyi hua life... 😆

S : Chip!!!

A : Is chip ki wajah se hi chipke the na aap meri life se 🥱

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R : Yeh ghar dadaji ka mandir hai aur mai mandir me joote nahi pehenta!! 😆

D : Party karte waqt... wine peene waqt... knicker wali ladkiyo k saath dance karte waqt nahi soojhta ki yeh ghar ek mandir hai 🤣

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S : Dumble Oberoi and Long Hair Oberoi... 🥱

D : Mera laal...

S : Dadi aapke laal ko andar le jaake laal peela karta hoon... 🤪 🤣

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O : Shivaay Singh Oberoi sirf teen cheezon ko lekar touchy hai... Uski height.. uske baal.. aur uski dish!! 😲 🤣


His face was epic on that...

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And the epic one... the most hilarious of the epi by Rudra...

"Bhaiya kyu le rahe ho meri... CLASS" 🤣 🤣


Kya kisi ne is dialogue ko dhang se suna!! 🤣
I was rofling on that!!
Jinko vo dialogue ka asli arth nhi samjha... jaake pogo dekho 🥱

Man I love the dialogue writer... what a crazy creative bunch of people the team has... epic dialogues!!! 👏 🤣

I agree!! the dialogues are hilarious!! 👏 and the expressions are bang on!! loving this!!

🤣, 🤣, 🤣, 🤣,
Dialogues were really hillarious...

I agree..kya one liners hai...🤣..ek se barkar ek lines hai..😉

The dialouges were hilarious.And that dialouge bhaiya kyu le rahe ho meri...class was epic #ifyouknowwhatimean 😆

The real essence of the dialogues only comes across when it is supplemented by proper expressions and the cast here does an amazing job of that! 😆

Anshi n ob bros are gonna be the death if me 😆

They are epic 🤣
Haye woh class wali dialogue mein aisaa kya hain jho hume samajh aayegi

Originally posted by: crushcrushed

The dialouges were hilarious.And that dialouge bhaiya kyu le rahe ho meri...class was epic #ifyouknowwhatimean 😆

Originally posted by: -Sarcy-

The real essence of the dialogues only comes across when it is supplemented by proper expressions and the cast here does an amazing job of that! 😆

Exactly!!
Bina bang on expressions ke nazar nahi aata...!!