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Disclaimer- the post doesn't intend to hurt someone's feelings. ..it is just a fun post..n all the comments in the post are not made for any actor but for the character..so keep calm n read further
Ka----La visit a normal RagLak fan's house...
The fan's diary...
Dear diary,
Today that tharki man came to my house with his bevdi wife...OMG!!what a pathetic couple they make..I mean, how I dreamt of RagLak. but this bevdi.. n the way she was parroting "awesome wife awesome wife" aaahhh!!! Does she really mean awesome. .Like AWESOME??? ..even the monkey plays in the street with his master is more awesome than her...
N wait wait..what the hell the bevdi was saying to that tharki...yes ..that..BABY!!! I didn't know she picked him from the cradle n directly landed on my terrace...the tharki and the bevdi had drunk so much that it smelled miles far..even my neighbors came to check if I was drinking. ..
N how dare she call me n even my other fellows(RagLak fans) babe...uski babe ki toh aisi ki taisi...n that tharki was quiet.. as if nothing happening..I wonder if he was day dreaming of any ang lagaa de seg with Ragini 😳...
N that kavya.. sorry sorry..I meant bevdi..she was not in a condition to stand on herself. ..she fell on Laksh..how dare she...but glad Laksh pushed her away..n u know she then started dancing ..n being a famous celebrity n a great singer, m not saying...she said this herself, she started singing humka peeni hai peeni hai humka peeni hai..sanskar-less ladki...
She asked me to bring something to drink..I had to or she would hv gone inside my room n smudge her make up..n filing a domestic violence case against me...I went and brought a glass full of poison which she thought to be a goblet..such a idiot she is ..she drank it in one breath... oh god..
Then I waited ..waited for the good time when she was to die..I waited n waited...but naagin par zeher ka bhi asar nhi hua..
But I think it reacted with her brain... she stood on the sofa n made Laksh play the piper.
N the singer again started singing. .
main teri dushman, dushman tu mera
Main naagin tu sapera
Aaa main naagin tu sapera
I was so fed up..I remembered when Swara threw a vase on her..she missed...but this was my time to do the honour. ..I searched for the vase but it wasn't finding so I picked up the lamp n threw it on her..she was dancing n suddenly she jumped n the lamp hit laksh's head n he fainted...Ahhh!!! Phir bach gyi..
This time I couldn't bear...I m gonna kill her...but some chemical locha happened in my mind too..I don't know what was that..I think the result of being with that bevdi n that tharki... I sat silently...
Abb toh hadd ho gyi...she started barking. .."bhaao bhaao"..
Before I could do something.some ppl came in my house..I asked them about themselves they answered me that they are dog catchers...I asked that there is no dog inside. .they pointed to kavya "this is one"..I asked with raised eyebrows "Dog? " they answered, "new breed of dog has been found ..she is one of them.."...then I gotta understand why she is like that...
N her baby changed..she started calling a dog in the van as baby...
But someone help me..this tharki is still lying on my sofa...
Ka----La visit a normal RagLak fan's house...
The fan's diary...
Dear diary,
Today that tharki man came to my house with his bevdi wife...OMG!!what a pathetic couple they make..I mean, how I dreamt of RagLak. but this bevdi.. n the way she was parroting "awesome wife awesome wife" aaahhh!!! Does she really mean awesome. .Like AWESOME??? ..even the monkey plays in the street with his master is more awesome than her...
N wait wait..what the hell the bevdi was saying to that tharki...yes ..that..BABY!!! I didn't know she picked him from the cradle n directly landed on my terrace...the tharki and the bevdi had drunk so much that it smelled miles far..even my neighbors came to check if I was drinking. ..
N how dare she call me n even my other fellows(RagLak fans) babe...uski babe ki toh aisi ki taisi...n that tharki was quiet.. as if nothing happening..I wonder if he was day dreaming of any ang lagaa de seg with Ragini 😳...
N that kavya.. sorry sorry..I meant bevdi..she was not in a condition to stand on herself. ..she fell on Laksh..how dare she...but glad Laksh pushed her away..n u know she then started dancing ..n being a famous celebrity n a great singer, m not saying...she said this herself, she started singing humka peeni hai peeni hai humka peeni hai..sanskar-less ladki...
She asked me to bring something to drink..I had to or she would hv gone inside my room n smudge her make up..n filing a domestic violence case against me...I went and brought a glass full of poison which she thought to be a goblet..such a idiot she is ..she drank it in one breath... oh god..
Then I waited ..waited for the good time when she was to die..I waited n waited...but naagin par zeher ka bhi asar nhi hua..
But I think it reacted with her brain... she stood on the sofa n made Laksh play the piper.
N the singer again started singing. .
main teri dushman, dushman tu mera
Main naagin tu sapera
Aaa main naagin tu sapera
I was so fed up..I remembered when Swara threw a vase on her..she missed...but this was my time to do the honour. ..I searched for the vase but it wasn't finding so I picked up the lamp n threw it on her..she was dancing n suddenly she jumped n the lamp hit laksh's head n he fainted...Ahhh!!! Phir bach gyi..
This time I couldn't bear...I m gonna kill her...but some chemical locha happened in my mind too..I don't know what was that..I think the result of being with that bevdi n that tharki... I sat silently...
Abb toh hadd ho gyi...she started barking. .."bhaao bhaao"..
Before I could do something.some ppl came in my house..I asked them about themselves they answered me that they are dog catchers...I asked that there is no dog inside. .they pointed to kavya "this is one"..I asked with raised eyebrows "Dog? " they answered, "new breed of dog has been found ..she is one of them.."...then I gotta understand why she is like that...
N her baby changed..she started calling a dog in the van as baby...
But someone help me..this tharki is still lying on my sofa...
Anupamaa
Health and Fitness
