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Originally posted by: SaaraDON
Abhi is just not doing it the right way...
Eyes, nose, hands, hair, bed fall...but that's not enough na. He needs guidance.
MEAN DRABBLE IDEA
*THREE YEARS FROM NOW*
pragya: abhi...i'm sorry...i'm leaving you
abhi: what baby! why! things are good between us now aren't they?
pragya: yes but you can't give me the ultimate happiness...
abhi: what do you mean?
pragya: look my peak years are behind me and i'm running out of time, i have to find a new guy so even though we're happy together it's time to say goodbye
abhi: NEW GUY WHAT NEW GUY WHY NEW GUY WHAT IS HAPPENING
pragya: abhi we've been trying so long for a baby and no baby has arrived, it's not me it's you, so...
abhi: you're leaving me because i can't give you a baby?
pragya: yup
abhi: but that's heartless!
pragya: so am i
abhi: i would never leave you for such a reason!
pragya: too bad so sad
abhi: are you really pragya? my pragya would never do this
pragya: have a nice life
abhi: nooo nooo wait maybe maybe maybe i'm just doing it wrong? maybe we need some lessons some outside help wait sweetheart don't leave we can fix this
pragya: FINALLY do you even know how long i've been trying to hint this to you? gosh you never listen unless i take drastic measures. read this book and then we'll do the homework ok?
abhi: you could read it to me?
pragya: no i...oh fine if it'll go faster. fine i'll read it to you.
*two hours later*
abhi: THAT's what we have to do???
pragya: yeah
abhi: I've never even heard of that
pragya: because you are the most sheltered rockstar in the history of existence. what did you and that chudail even do with each other for a year?
abhi: we played hide and seek in the dark...
pragya: right. "bedroom games." and to think i ever thought you meant anything more by that.
abhi: if you knew about this three years ago why didn't you just tell me!
pragya: there are some things a wife just doesn't want to have to explain! anyway now that you know let's make up for lost time
abhi: errr do you really think I can do THAT
pragya: yes, you're built for it
abhi: ...ok...
END
sorry guys i know that's utterly nonsensical. my original idea was to have pragya actually leaving him for fertility issues but that...would be heartrending. so. bleee
Pati Patni Aur Panga
Indian Mythology
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