Prem Ratan Dhan Payo leaves people shaken

Bollywood superstar Salman Khan is in news for getting a lot of people hospitalized. Thankfully, this time it has nothing to do with drunk driving!

Salman's latest offering Prem Ratan Dhan Payo has apparently left people shaken and traumatized. People of Delhi are claiming that this movie is a far greater epidemic than the deadly dengue which plagued the city recently.

"The only good thing about this 3-hour-long movie was the popcorn I had in the interval. There was so much sanskar in the movie that one might assume it was made by the RSS. It looks like Prem Ratan Dhan Payo is about Prem amassingdhan worth Rs 300 crore by making a fool out of the public. Sometimes, I think Salman is so good at stealing people's money that he should join the Congress party, but then Rahul Gandhi won't remain the dumbest person in the party," someone clearly not so pleased with Bhai's latest film told our Mocktale reporter.

Government has ordered that a sleeping pill should be given with every ticket to ensure the well-being of people risking their mental health to watch the movie.

Some complained that how can a Sooraj Barjatya film be so hollow that the most emotional scene they witnessed in 3 hours was Mukesh Harane dying of tobacco addiction.

Others took potshots at Salman saying, with this movie Bhai has proved that Big Boss is not the most senseless thing he has featured in.

Salman fans, however, were undeterred by all the criticism and proudly claimed that they would pay to watch even if Bhai was in a coma for the entire length of a movie.