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Voice 2: Why Fred? You're a girl, why do you want to be Fred?
Voice 1: Because he's the leader...practically the captain of that team.
Voice 2: And who says you get to be Captain?
Voice 1: Uh, hello! Have you not seen the status under my name, "Level-headed Captain," that's me. It suits, hmph.
Voice 2: *Snorts* Kay, then I'll be Daphne.
Voice 1: Uh...because your danger prone and vain? I totally get that!
Voice 2: I do like to live a little dangerously, but vain? Me? No way! I'll pick someone else. Besides,
the whole point is to be anonymous for the guessing game, right? Then it doesn't matter who I am...
Voice 1: The guessing game is meant for everyone to guess you know who. Not for them to guess us. But, on second thought, maybe we can keep it all mysterious. Might be fun...
Voice 2: Good, then I choose to be...
Voice 1: I thought you chose Daphne. You know, that means I'm supposed to be interested in you...romantically...
Voice 2: Eww, then I'm definitely not Daphne. I know there's a lot of better shows out there with great characters to choose from.
Voice 1: Oh yeah? Like what? Noddy or something? Suits you...
Voice 2: What? No! T&J man!
Voice 1: *Sniggers* Well, then you're obviously Jerry.
Voice 2: Because I'm much more intelligent than a pampered house cat whose every 'fool proof' plan has failed? Well then, I'm more than happy to be Jerry.
Voice 1: Well, it doesn't really matter. I'm going to be Spike. He was way bigger than Tom and Jerry, anyways.
Voice 2: From what I remember, Spike was the most unintelligent character of T&J. Now that suits you, doesn't it?
Voice 1: It most definitely does NOT. You know what, I'll just be Tom then. I'll still be bigger than you.
Voice 2: What's with you and being 'big'? Big or not, Jerry's still the smarter one.
Voice 1: Whatever.
Voice 2: Looks like someone's sulking! Well, how about you just be Nibbles? That way, you might actually match up to my intelligence one day. It runs in the blood, bro!
Voice 1: Sorry to burst your bubble, but, I hope you realize you aren't actually transforming into Jerry here?
Voice 2: In my part of the world, we call it getting into the character of shoes.
Voice 1: Character of Shoes? I'm pretty sure no such character ever existed.
Voice 2: Hmph. I meant, character's shoes. That was a slip of the tongue.
Voice 1: Oooh! Who was that girl ranting about intelligence a minute ago?
Voice 2: Oh shush! Now getting back to the point, T&J would beat Scooby-Doo any day, you know.
Voice 1: You think a show with a house cat chasing around a mouse who is, unrealistically, way too smart for its kind is great, but not Scooby-Doo which teaches people all about team work and sends the better message?
Voice 2: *Scoffs* You want to talk about being unrealistic? How about a dog that talks...Scooby-Doo?
Voice 1: Just shows how intelligent he is! Everyone loves Scooby-Doo more and you know it.
Voice 2: Dream on! The last thing people would love is a dog who's motivated by food and who's scared of everything and anything And Scooby-Doo is exactly that. You totally ain't winning this one.
Voice 1: So a cat who has only chased around one mouse his entire life, is better? I don't think so.
Appy: Yo ladies! What's all the bickering about?
Voice 1: Nah! Just debating over the better cartoon.
Appy: Seriously Daya? I-
Daya: You just gave me away!
Appy: What?
Voice 2: We were supposed to keep our identities all mysterious and everything. But you just gave Daya away.
Appy: But why are you guys keeping yourselves anonymous? I thought the whole guessing game was supposed to be for the birthday boy?
Daya: Don't look at me, it was Ramya's idea.
Ramya: Now you just gave me away, too!
Appy: Oh stop complaining you two! And I have the perfect solution for this debate.
Daya: And what's that?
Appy: How about we call on someone who's an expert in the debate zone?
Ramya: That would be great, but who exactly are we talking about?
Daya: Say hello to Miss Rant-about-intelligence! Seriously, Ramya where's all that smartness you boasted about earlier?
Ramya: Yeah, hold on to the joke for another decade. Hmph. Intelligent people too get confused at times you know.
Daya: I will hold onto it for a decade or more, just like that cat who chased only one mouse for decades *laughs out loud*.
Appy: Ladies! Cool it! Can we have a little bit of focus here, please?
Daya: Okay okay! So about the expert in debates...
Appy: Well, we all know him.
Ramya: Okay...
Appy: He loves cartoons!
Daya: Suits the situation just fine!
Appy: He enjoys reading.
Ramya: Nice, a bookworm...
Appy: And he's the mod of the Debate Mansion!
Daya: That's Souro, right?
Appy: Yup, but you'll both have to wait to settle this debate. We've got something more important to
do! Celebrate his birthday...
Ramya: Oh, alright! Only for Souro!
Daya: Of course, he deserves to have a day off and enjoy the spotlight.
Appy: Yes, so let's all wish him a very Happy Birthday!
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